What do you mean by a cold joke about Rukawa Kaede?

Rukawa Kaede from northern Hunan enjoys a very good reputation in Kanagawa, partly because he plays basketball well and partly because he is really cool. This gentleman treats everyone equally, not to mention that a smile is rare.

You can even use two words when you speak, but you will never use three words.

One day, the new teacher made a mistake in English class and asked Liu Chuan to stand up and read a text. Liuchuan looked at the text, afraid that there were not a few hundred words. How does this make him shake his head? "No," the young teacher remembered the educational psychology he had studied and kindly encouraged him, "Never mind, read boldly." Liuchuan was impatient, and to tell the truth, "it's too long." The teacher was caught off guard and froze on the spot. He wanted to attack, but he was afraid of losing his manners. He said patiently, "Then you can read a paragraph and let the students behind you read the rest." Liu Chuan picked up the book and read: "Lesson!"

Two. "Read the teacher nodded and sat down. The little girl who worshipped blindly in the classroom fell down. How can this be a cool word?

In the long run, boys can't help complaining. This Rukawa Kaede is pretending to be cool without restraint, which makes the little girls in the middle school of Kanagawa, an off-campus school, nervous and distracted, and regard other boys as nothing. In the long run, how can there be a way for everyone?

Xiandao in Lingnan is another handsome boy in Kanagawa, but it has adopted a completely opposite style to Liuchuan. It is kind, cheerful and helpful, and people around it are like spring breeze.

One day I was hanging out with my classmates after school and heard my brothers complaining about Liuchuan. After listening carefully, Xiandao found that in Liuchuan's many acts of vomiting blood, the most hateful thing is this style of cherishing words like gold.

Xiandao was very disapproving: "What's the matter? He just happened to miss the opportunity to talk more. " As soon as his voice fell, the good-hearted people made a bet to see if Xiandao could make Sichuan very talkative. It's humiliating. The probability of winning the fairy road is 1 ratio 10. Xiandao smiled: "It turns out that everyone has so little confidence in me." A few weak-willed guys, under Dawson's soft pressure, almost put their money on Dawson's winning side, but at the thought of Liu Chuan's deadpan face, they hesitated and lost to Dawson. Sendao left on the left.

After school, Liu Chuan came to play ball in Xiandao as usual and said coldly, "One-on-one." Xiandao said kindly, "That's what I thought." Then I pulled Liuchuan to play billiards all night and won Liuchuan out of the water.

The next day after school, Liu Chuan came to Xiandao to play ball as usual and said coldly, "One-on-one, basketball."

Xiandao said very kindly, "That's what I thought." Then I dragged Liu Chuan to play a computer basketball game all night, and Liu Chuan won.

On the third day of school, Liu Chuan came to Xiandao to play ball as usual and said coldly, "One-on-one, basketball, on the court." Xiandao smiled and said very kindly, "That's what I thought."

Then La Liuchuan went to Aichi Middle School in Aichi Prefecture to borrow a basketball court to play. As a result, it was a long distance by bus, and it was completely dark in Aichi County, so he had to take the last bus back. But fortunately, the scenery along the way was not bad, and Liuchuan slept soundly.

On the fourth day after school, Liu Chuan came to Xiandao to play ball as usual and said coldly, "One-on-one, basketball, on the court, in the small park next to your home." Xiandao was very happy: "You want to go with me."

Then I rode Liuchuan's bike together. On the way, I went to the supermarket (to buy lunch), the seaside (to have lunch) and Lingnan (Xiandao later remembered that I had left something at school). When Liu Chuan rode with Sendao, Liu Chuan was too tired to walk, and Sendao won Liu Chuan again.

On the fifth day, ...

On the sixth day, ...

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On this day, after school, Liu Chuan came to Xiandao to play ball as usual and said, "Xiandao, let's play basketball. On my way here today, I saw a very nice small stadium, and there were few people. Only four or five people are playing ball. I asked them, and they can't call until 6 o'clock at most, so we can connect them. They said that the stadium was brightly lit at night, so it was no problem to hit 10. Can you go now? Have you brought everything you want to take home? Have you finished all the homework to hand in tomorrow? Think about it carefully, don't think that you have done it now, and then remember that you didn't do it later. Now that I think about it, it is not too late to borrow homework from my classmates. When you go home, you will think about it again. Where to find your classmates? They also went home. What do you want to eat tonight? I don't want to eat anything too spicy or salty today. It's better not to be too sweet. We can't go to the seaside tonight,

I listened to the weather forecast, and the wind was seven ..., ..., ... "

It seems that as long as the kung fu is deep, Rukawa Kaede can be as wordy as Tang Priest ~ ~

Fukuda: "It is said that Jesus and Sakyamuni guess boxing, and if they lose, let the other side bounce their heads.". As a result, Jesus always won, and Sakyamuni was bounced all over his head. In the end, Sakyamuni won once. When Jesus saw that he had lost, he said, Give me a while, and then you can beat me when I come back. As a result, Jesus never came back, so for thousands of years, Sakyamuni's hand has been kept ready to hit Jesus on the head ... "

The first round: cold joke solitaire

The result of the draw between the two sides: 47 1 1 sent Liuchuan and Xiandao, sent Qingtian and Mitsui across the hall.

Qingtian couldn't wait to start: "One day a cake was walking on the road, and suddenly I felt very hungry, so I ate it myself."

Liu Chuan rolled his eyes and said, "A candy is walking next to me, and suddenly I feel my legs are soft, so it becomes a soft candy." I think, fortunately, Xiandao made up a lesson for himself yesterday.

Mitsui obviously hasn't entered the state yet, and stammered, "There is a steamed bread next to the sugar, and it becomes steamed bread when he eats meatballs."

Sendo touched his hair and said, "The steamed stuffed bun is walking in the street. Suddenly, a car rushed towards him. The steamed stuffed bun didn't hide, and his skin was raw. Before he died, he looked down at his stomach and said, "I'm really stuffed with meat." "

Sakuragi looks confident. As soon as she jumped out, she said loudly, "Who is the only child here?"

Mu doesn't think this is good, only child? I really don't know.

"It seems that Liuchuan is ..."

Sakuragi laughed: "Wrong! It's you, because Mu Shenyi (Yi Sheng), hahaha! "

No, Sakuragi must have come prepared. A drop of sweat flowed down and the shepherd became more nervous.

Sakuragi: "Who is the first in your dormitory?"

A Mu: "This must be me!" " "

Sakuragi: "Wrong! It's Sendoh Akira, because Xiandao (first). "

Sakuragi added, "Who knows the man who stares at the goat best?"

A Mu is busy: "I know this, it's Sakuragi you!" "

Sakuragi: "Wrong again, it's Fujimori, because Fujima Kenji (from ruin), hahahaha ~ ~ ~"

It's over. I'm going to lose this time ...

Sakuragi didn't stop: "Anyone who left in your dormitory cried."

A Mu frowned: "You are not a girl, how can you cry?"

Sakuragi pointed to Xiandao: "I don't know, it's still Xiandao! Because he is an onion! "

Dawson is stupefied and the shepherd is in a state of sobs.

Sakuragi became more and more proud: "Last question, which of us is the easiest to fall?"

A Mu: "... what strange questions are they ..."

Sakuragi: "Haha! It's Rukawa Kaede! Because he is a fox, the most cunning (slippery)! Ah ha ha ha ha ha ... "

(A Mu can't afford to fall to the ground, and Morishige Hiroshi drags A Mu out)

Fujimori: "You asked me if I was Kiyota Nobunaga."

Qingtian was suspicious for a long time and crustily asked, "Are you Kiyota Nobunaga?"

Fujimori: "Yes. Then ask me if I am Fujima Kenji. "

Qingtian wanted to know what the vine really wanted to do, but he couldn't help saying, "Are you Fujima Kenji?"

Fujimori: "I told you I was Kiyota Nobunaga ..."

Everyone fell down.

Fujimori: "Last night, I was maintaining my website when Flower suddenly knocked on the window of our dormitory and told me to go out. I was just about to open the window and say that I had something to stay. Suddenly I remembered that our dormitory was on the 47th floor ~ ~ What was that outside the window? "

Qingtian broke out in a cold sweat: "Is it a ghost?"

Fujimori: "Hehe, I was in the Internet cafe."

(Flower shape almost lost her glasses)

Fujimori continued: "How many people are there in your dormitory?"

Kiyoda: "Four people."

Fujimori: "stretch your fingers and speak English."

Kiyoda: "What the hell are you doing? Four fingers, four! "

Fujimori then asked, "What are those four bent fingers?"

"aye? Or, or four ... "

"Wrong, wonderful (bend four) ~ ~"

Qing Meng Tian stumbled, and you bullied me for not knowing English! I only know that cats are cats and dogs are dogs!

Fujimori suddenly said happily, "Kiyoda, do you use your right hand or your left hand to make coffee?"

Qingtian blurted out: "Right hand."

Fujimori: "Oh, you are so powerful that you are not afraid of scalding, just like I use a spoon."

(So wild monkeys are not afraid of scalding = =)

Seeing that Qingtian could hardly find the north, Fujimori said, "Once upon a time, there was a kind of medium-rare steak on the street, medium-rare steak. Why don't they say hello? "

"I know this!" cried Kiyoda. Because steak can't talk! "

Fujimori shook his head, "because they are not familiar ..."

Kiyoda: "You ..."

Fujimori: "One last question, Kiyoda, what is love?"

Kiyoda: "Love? Love is like ... trust, care ... "

Fujimori: "None of them are right! Eskimos are Kemos. "

Qingtian hasn't recovered, but the judge Hua Xing spoke: "Fujima Kenji won this round!"

"You are so weird! I didn't even think his jokes were cold! "

Flower-shaped glasses flashed. "Aren't Eskimos cold enough?"

(So, Qingtian was stunned by Morishige Hiroshi and dragged out)

The third round is cold to the end, the ultimate confrontation of cold jokes.

In this round, both sides can play freely, and the members of the other dormitory should be the main characters of the story to see who tells the joke more coldly.

A Shen thought that the front was already 1: 2 behind, and the situation was not good and he had to take the initiative, so he stood up and said, then I'll start first.

"One day, Fujima Kenji's stove exploded and he lit it himself. So Mu Shenyi rushed to save him and even burned himself. Sendoh Akira rushed to save them both. As a result, he was on fire. When Rukawa Kaede saw Sendo jump up, he jumped up too. As a result, he was caught on fire. So the basketball team came to put out the fire and it was all burned. The whole dormitory came to put out the fire, and it was burned again. Then, the whole building was burned down. Then, the school was burned down. Then the city caught fire. The whole world was on fire ... so finally, the sun was born. "The sunshine rain outside the window behind Ashin is getting bigger and bigger.

Everyone fell ~ ~ ~

For a long time, several judges got up, but Yang Ping couldn't help nodding: "Good, good."

Fujimori can't hold back here.

"The sun was born, how can it be cold? You'd better listen to my story One day, an orangutan across the hall had nothing to do, so he began to pluck his hair ... one ... two ... three ... finally finished plucking. The orangutan shook his body and said, it's so cold ~ ~ At this moment, another wild monkey saw it and began to pluck his hair ... one ... two ... three ... finally finished plucking it.

"This is the real joke." Clap your hands in a flower shape. The other judges shuddered when they saw Fujimori's smiling face. The weather is really cold!

"You fouled! ! "The cherry trees here suddenly caught fire. "Who are you talking about? Look at my head hammer! ! "Is preparing to come forward to, but was coming Morishige Hiroshi bounce off.

Mitsui looked at his side and fell behind, finally ready to use a killer.

"On this day, Sendo and Liuchuan hit each other one-on-one, and agreed who would score a goal and say a word. Sendo finally scored five goals before he scored one, so Sendo said to Liu Chuan affectionately: Liu, Chuan, I, love, you ... "

Mitsui hasn't finished yet, and they have goose bumps all over the floor. Rukawa Kaede, who dozed off, also opened his eyes.

"Xiandao eagerly waited for Liu Chuan to answer, but he saw Liu Chuan frowning and thinking for a while, saying ~ ~ ~ ~ What?"

Rukawa Kaede whizzed to his feet before everyone fell to the ground. I saw his eyes like an ice sword, which has frozen the people around him to death.

Liuchuan strode to Mitsui, who was secretly pleased.

"Senior, if I fight you one-on-one, who will win?"

Mitsui smiled and said, "Uncle Ben, of course!"

"Wrong! It's me! "

"Why!"

"Because I am the first high school student in Japan."

"You, you talk nonsense! ! You brag! ! "

"So, what if I wear sunglasses to compete with you?"

"That I Geng Ying! Ha ha ha! " You still want to wear sunglasses to see the three-point line! !

"I still won!"

"Why?"

"Because Rukawa Kaede wearing sunglasses is still the first high school student in Japan."

Mitsui's false teeth vomited.

"Liuchuan, is this your joke?" Xiandao poked the fox carefully.

"well. Why, do you have a problem? "

"Of course not! It's simply wonderful! ! "

Sendoh Akira hugged Liuchuan's shoulder in the crowd's vomiting, and Liuchuan resisted, so the two began to entertain themselves from the big army ...

At this point, Yohei is busy taking care of the cherry tree that was knocked unconscious by Morishige Hiroshi, and Flower-shaped begins to clean (wait, why does Flower-shaped want to clean at this time?

Didn't you see that everyone threw up? ! ! ! )

Chief Justice Fukuda sighed, this Rukawa Kaede is really smelly fart! !

Then announced: Rukawa Kaede won this game!

47 1 1 dormitory, thus winning the dormitory confrontation with a total score of 3 1! !

"Not satisfied! We refuse to accept it! Brothers, come with me! ! "

Mitsui's bad nature suddenly broke out, and he was the first to rush to do a team battle. Seeing that the situation was difficult to clean up, our thick-lipped chief judge spoke again: "Then, let's have another karaoke contest."

"Ah ~ ~ ~ ~"

Surprise, surprise, surprise, surprise, shock and panic suddenly resounded through the sky.

(Fukuda mind: it's really been a long time since anyone invited me to sing karaoke)