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Young woodcutter, mp3, 100,000 jokes, MP3 ringtone of River God.

On a very cold Sunday morning, my husband and wife were lying in a soft and warm bed.

Wife's suggestion: Let's look at today's newspaper!

The husband yawned: That's a good idea, but which one of us is what you just said.

Song of the River God-Dai Quan

(Promotion song of the movie "100,000 Cold Jokes 2")

Lyrics: Qi Xin

Composer: Dai Quan

Opening your eyes for half a day is another leisurely day.

You hurried by.

You also left in a hurry.

Obsessive-compulsive disorder, I took out a gold and silver axe to choose from.

Look at your confused face.

It must be Libra, too.

Nu Wa works for me.

Athena walked around with me.

Plug in the Happy Team.

I had a good time today.

Don't mess around. Don't mess around

come

Woodcutter, don't be afraid, because I am a river god.

Give back the iron axe you want, and let's stop arguing.

The river god is also a god.

That galaxy is also a river.

You should pay attention to your hand slipping.

Don't let the axe hit me.

Thor was promoted to immortality yesterday.

Thor plays around.

Fame and fortune have nothing to do with me.

Being a male god does not envy any gods.

Thor was promoted to immortality yesterday.

Thor plays around.

Fame and fortune have nothing to do with me.

Being a male god does not envy any gods.

Don't mess around

Come around.

Opening your eyes for half a day is another leisurely day.