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It's a joke to find yourself alive before you die.

A joke is a joke. After all, others can say this to you, which shows that you are really inferior to others.

And the only thing you can do is silence. Han Xin is a disgrace to his legs. What's more, I may not be able to refute it now, and I may even become the laughing stock of others, but I will never give up on myself and let myself be inferior to others. This is not just because of this.

More because of me, I don't want my family to worry because they have no money to see a doctor, and my heart hurts because of daily necessities.

Everyone has his ups and downs. When you are depressed, there are always a few people who like to show off in front of you, so you don't have to care too much. Don't worry about a word, a proud look will pass you by.

When you reach the peak of your life, those snobs will surround you to flatter you and please you. At this time, so are you. Don't worry. In a word, a proud look flitted by.

Only when you become stronger can you use your strength to teach those who once scoffed at you. If you defend something with a stupid person, it's stupid, so don't care about him. In a few years, when you are really better than him, this is the time to really hit him in the face.

So people live in the world, and there are many people who insult you and look down on you. You don't care about this, you just need to do everything at hand. The real counterattack is when you argue with him about it. Maybe you really become a joke in other people's eyes.

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So do everything now. Make yourself strong and successful.

Or what you really should do,

Come on, everybody To hell with those who once looked down on you.

What do you do when someone tells you, "You are a joke to live"?

When someone tells you that "you are a joke to live", it is nothing more than laughing at your poverty, or your incompetence, or your unwillingness to spend more money in life.

When the rich tell you, you can say: Yes, the poor have only one joke, but the rich don't. Aside from the theme that he laughed until it hurt, a slow and casual answer is also a very weighty echo.

When you laugh at your incompetence, you can say: incompetence is not necessarily more tiring than you, but may be happier than you.

When you laugh at yourself for being reluctant to spend money, you can say: There is nothing wrong with being poor, but you can't lose the tradition of the elderly, and you can keep your family thrifty.

In short, people who say such things have ulterior motives and make fun of others, so they can ignore them. If they want to take a conversation, they will ask questions without answering them, so that the other person can understand. If the other person is smart, he will understand that you have no intention to answer. He hurt your personality and will be ashamed. If the other person is confused and asking questions, just say that if you think slowly, there will always be an answer.

I remember working outside once, but it rained. I didn't go to work, so I played mobile phone chat in the dormitory. One of my workmates said, Lao Li, you are married to your son now, and your grandson is two years old. It's time to enjoy happiness. Why bother working so hard? I didn't want to answer, so I pretended not to hear, but I said it again, and I forced to answer: alas, this is what happens when I am angry, and it has nothing to do with happiness and pain.

This is what I live for. Can you laugh?

It's a joke that you are alive.

What a heartfelt sentence, but there are more heartfelt words than this!

You are wasting protein by eating.

You really work hard.

It's good for everyone to die early.

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Too many! As long as you don't take it to heart, everything will not be as bad as it looks. However, everyone has a secular desire, even if he is angry and can't see, the five-flavor bottle is knocked over.

Everyone will fall into a trough, be in a bad state, be unsociable, be scolded by the boss, be criticized by the teacher, and waste time … but there is one word: bottoming out.

I believe tomorrow will be better.

When someone tells you that you are alive, it is a joke!

Such a sentence means contempt, humiliation and arrogance. No respect at all.

If you don't know how to respect others, their quality is not much better.

In fact, there is no need to get angry when you meet such an arrogant person. As the saying goes, sworn enemies. Since it despises you so much, let's treat ta as air in the future.

As a quality person, you can deal with it like this:

You can pretend to be surprised and say, "That's ridiculous. Give me a smile? "

If the other person sneers contemptuously.

You can laugh and reply, "You were born with facial paralysis? You laugh too much at such a vivid joke! If you are sick, you can cure it. "

Then, don't listen to the other person's nonsense, whistle at once and turn around and walk away quickly.

Hehe, boys should beware of sudden attacks behind each other. Oh, you must run fast!