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How many words did "Pig Po" say in Legend of Sword and Fairy 3?

Here are the classic quotes from Sword and Sword 3 1. Electric shock stinky tofu turtle, gangster, stinky tofu

2. Sedum: Get out, go quickly.

Xue Jian :Why?

Singtian; I, I am afraid that you will molest me

Xuejian: I am also afraid that you will molest me.

3. I am dignified Miss Tang family, I am a pig if I leave you at this time

4. Chang Yin: Are they poisoned?

Chang Qing: They are not poisoned, their eyes are still black

Xue Jian: Then why are you crazy

Maomao: I am protecting my boss

He Biping: I am protecting myself

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5. If it lives in the deep mountains and old forests, has seven heads and six arms, and is violent, how can you let it help me? How can you let it help me... (The way Jingtian talks is so funny )

6. Why have you turned into a potato again?

7. (Speech leaked) Sedum: Little thing, come out quickly

(Look at Chang Qing, Xue See you) She is shy, let me do something about it

(Turns to the Five Poisonous Beasts) There are so many people looking at me, how about you give me some face

Change, change, change

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Little guy, don’t think you’re just going to save me because I’m handsome, you have to have a heart of love and save everyone else

8. I used to break my mother’s skin all the time when I was a kid. When she sewed clothes for me, she beat me and I cried, but she stopped beating me...

9. It turns out that there is Perak Hall under the Big Three Dollars. No wonder I lose money even if I wear red pants.

10. She can both detoxify and take drugs. She is really a poisonous potato

11. The walkway supports the wall and spits bloodshot

12. Who wants you to fix your teeth? Do you think you are a dentist in white clothes?

13. It’s mud, it’s so soft, I can’t even bite tofu, you want to starve me to death< /p>

14. Don’t think that if you grow a pair of horns, you are the Bull Demon King

15. Xu Changqing, don’t you think he is very white? His teeth are white and his eyes are white. Yes, the clothes are also white, even the shoes are white. By the way, in fact, everyone in Shushan is very white. Now it’s better. It makes me so white. I finally stained my clothes. You With a wave of your hand, I turned white again

16. You have already called me a sword, but you are still so cheap. If you insist on following me, can you beat me? Let’s wait until you become a human being

17. What kind of sword is that? You didn’t come when you were supposed to come. I can’t beat him now. Come and save me.

18 Jingtian: Why am I fainting again?

Xuejian: Like a pregnant woman, she gets dizzy at every turn

19. Xuejian to Changqing: Marry me, or I can marry you

20. Jingtian: My name is Jingtian, the scenery of Jingtian, the sky of Jingtian

21. Bai Doufu’s master: "Non-disciples of this sect are not allowed to enter the Demon Locking Tower."

Chang knelt on the ground with his hands crossed: "Please, the master, expel me from the school."

22. Zhao Gongyan: Do you know how old I am this year?

Jingtian Xuejian didn’t know how much to say

Zhao Gongyan: I am 30 today, didn’t you see it?

Sedum: I didn’t see it, I really didn’t see it (she looks 60 years old...)

23. Xuejian: Ah! ! ! ! Now I suddenly feel that jumping into a well is not a heroic enough death! So now I go back and think of a more heroic way to die, and die another day!

23. Sedum: I swear that if I don’t keep my promise, I won’t be able to marry a wife or have a son... (I can’t marry one, but I can marry two. Sons) It was my wife who gave birth to her, not me haha)

1. Let alone being upright, I can’t even beat the upright eldest lady of the Tang family. (Tangtangtangtang)

2. Miss Zixuan, I want to marry you, and I want to declare to the whole world that I want to marry Miss Zixuan. (This paragraph doesn’t exist in the MS game, but it’s still very courageous.)

3. Never stare at a woman in a daze, otherwise you will fall in love with her. (That makes sense)

4. I am you, and I am the only person in the world who is qualified to jump for you.

(I am so touched)

5. Without that sword, I can still annihilate the enemy. (I felt that Hu Jingtian was very powerful when he said this, so I took it in.)

6. If the evil thoughts are like a sword, I will become an immortal. I am the Evil Sword Immortal. The nameless beginning of heaven and earth. The mother of all things with a name. From today on, you I join hands with the evil thoughts in the world to transcend the six realms and become the strongest in the world (I am even more confused about the origin of the Evil Sword Immortal in the TV series, and who is joining hands with the Evil Sword Immortal)

7. I want to leave you, I don’t want to I am interfering with you. I don’t want you to be confused by the infatuation of love. I want to give you the freedom to achieve your ideals without any worries. (Still touched...)

8. Piggy. . . Caiya. . . (More shocking than 'Ah Qi' and 'Fourteenth Brother' in Fairy Sword One...I'm speechless)

9. The deadline is three hundred days in the human world (Qingwei was very emotional when he said this Momentum, I don’t feel afraid of Chonglou at all, I feel good about this leader of Shushan)

10. Today I want to represent all the men in the world who have no money, no power and no good martial arts skills to seek justice. I will not kill him. You should end it on your own (especially the last two sentences and Chang Qing's appearance is also very shocking)

11. There is a kind of feeling called love at first sight (Hu Jingtian said this on the premise that the Fire Ghost King is a woman) , but she actually is...)

12. Brother Maoshan, I can totally feel your fear, but in this case, I have no way to investigate the case (a bit of cold humor... haha)< /p>

13. Brother Jing, to be honest, I have known you for so long, and I think you are the most handsome today (this is the most shocking part in the film, I have to laugh every time I see this... Huo Changqing is definitely the king of bad jokes. Although he is completely different from the image in the game, he may have unexpected effects in the TV series)

14. I want an opponent, one who can really make me draw my sword The opponent (that is Chonglou)

15. I am the savior hero (a bit nonsensical, but it reminds me of an action of Jingtian in the game: patting his chest, and then raising his thumbs in a very awesome way. )

16. Chonglou said, just because you are such a bastard? snort!

Sedum’s comment to Changqing: “You walk and hold on to the wall, and your spit is bloodshot.”

Elder: Sedum, belongs to the lower-middle class of primates in the human world. .

Xiaoyao: I am Li Xiaoyao. (Brother Xiaoyao, you have traveled through time...)

Fox Demon: Too stupid and naive.

Chang Qing: Brother Jing, to be honest, I have known you for so long, and I think you are the most handsome today.

Sedum: Piggy! Yukimi: Naiya!

Zixuan: Never stare at a woman, otherwise you will fall in love with her.

(The dubbing is incorrect= =b) !

Chang Qing: You are a bold evildoer, and all those who face the battle are arrayed in front!

Zixuan: If you keep doing this, I will take off my clothes. (Sister Xuan is very nice and YD...)

Sedum: ...dividends in proportion.

Sedum: the scenery of Sedum, the sky of Sedum.

Bi Ping: You don’t naively think that Chonglou is your savior, right? Don’t forget, the Evil Sword Immortal has already transcended the Six Realms! Not to mention Chonglou, even if there is a Heavenly Emperor, Heavenly Demon Emperor, Fire Ghost King, etc., he will not be his opponent! (Brother Chonglou, you are so pitiful... But Chonglou wants to win...)

Jingtian: Go to sleep!

Qingwei: After three days, everything is possible.

Zixuan: None of you men are good!

Changqing: Qing'er, I'm dad.

Chang Qing: He is philanthropic, founded schools, engaged in medical treatment, and provided education——

1. Yongan Dang, Jingtian first met Xuejian: A thief dares to hit someone, so he upgraded. Became a robber...

2. Yong'an Dang, Jingtian: Tang Xuejian, my name is Jingtian, the scene of the scenery, the sky of the sky...

3. The ending of Yinghua , Huaying: From today on, I will grow up...

4. Zixuan’s ending, meeting Sedum on Chonglou Road: It would be better not to see each other, and to be affectionate may seem to be ruthless. It is enough for me to know that she is safe. Got it!

5. In the Penglai Royal Sword Hall, Chonglou scolded the Evil Sword Immortal: You bastard! Do you want to die here? roll!

6. Icewind Valley, Chonglou vs. Sedum: Still so useless, he can’t even protect a woman...

7. New Immortal World, Chonglou (humorous) A handful): Outsider? Not a wife?

8. At the end of Nightshade, Hongkui said to Lankui when she left: If you like it, just say it out loud and remember to smile!

9. Beside Wuji Pavilion, Jingtian said to Xuejian: When everything here is settled, I will sell it to you at a low price!

Xue Jian: Disgusting! Did I say I wanted you?

Sedum (scratching his head): It doesn’t matter whether you want it or not, anyway, I will shamelessly sell you...

10. Return to the fairy dream, In front of Wuji Pavilion, Xuejian said to Jingtian when he was about to die: Whenever I can't see you... I feel very sad... When I think of you in danger... I will come to save you... But it's you every time Save me...this time...I can finally save you...but the thought of leaving you...my heart hurts like it's about to burst...that feeling...must be that I like it...

11. In the Well of Gods and Demons, Chonglou said to Xu Changqing: Among the six realms, only people have feelings and can become husband and wife, but some people try to cultivate immortality...

12. Southwest of Yuzhou, Sedum hits the snow See, it’s the first time I’ve seen Hua Ying: Did you raise this? What is it? A flying pig?

13. In the Sword Tomb, Xuejian sacrificed his life to save Sedum and jumped into the furnace: Well, I owe you my life, so I have paid it off. From now on, you are me and I am you, and you can never leave me alone again...

14. In the Sword Tomb, before Nightshade sacrificed: Brother, you still like Xuejian after all Sister, you must live well for me, live well...

15. The ending of Zixuan, Jingtian: The person I love most is gone...

16. The ending of Yinghua, Sedum: The sword is originally made of iron, but it becomes psychic by holding it, moves by the heart, lives by blood, and dies by non-thoughts...

17. As long as you are willing, you can do it at any time. Metropolis: Victory or defeat is a common thing for a soldier. Please try again, heroes...

18. In the Sword Tomb, Nightshade: My brother wants me to die, so I will give him my life. My brother wants me to live. , I will stay with him.

19. When Jingtian was at level 3 and about to die in Bishan, he suddenly said: 18 years later, he is a hero again! Then Ah Tian bravely rushed forward to cut the rice bag...

20. In the woods of the ancient town, Sedum said to Xiaokui: When everything is over in the future, I will take you with me. Come and settle here and be with you forever!

21. During the battle, Xuejian: Dead monster! Only I can beat Sedum! ;Hongkui: Go to death, go to death, go to death... Jingtian: Wait for me, Hero Jing, to slay the demons!

22. Perfect ending, Hongkui: I’m hungry, is there anything to eat? Sedum: Yes, yes, in the kitchen. Hongkui: Thank you, Brother Tian.

(A passionate kiss) The whole Xin'andang people were so frightened that they stared blankly...

23. Leizhou, in the inn, Nightshade: I am willing to do anything for you...as long as you can let me I have a body...even for a day or a moment...so that I can touch my brother, and that my brother can hug me...

24. Sedum: Even though it only costs ten cents, it still doesn't matter. It feels as if it’s killing me...

25. In the heaven, you will see a cloud. When you click on it: Wow! Why don't you even let go of a cloud? (Sweat...)

26. Lan Kui: Why are you leaving?

Hong Kui: Because "love" cannot be shared

Lan: Doesn’t it mean... you are me and I am you?

Hong: I was created when you were most helpless, to protect your own shadow. Now... you have found someone who can protect you, it’s time for me to leave

Blue: Where are you going?

Red: Find someone... who can protect me... There must be such a person, somewhere, in a certain era, waiting...

Blue: I'm...very worried...

Hong: Don't worry, just do as I say and you will definitely be happy!

Blue: I'm worried about you...

Red: Don't worry, I too...will definitely be happy! He's coming soon! Get ready! If you like it, say it out loud! Remember to smile!

27. At the end of the ancient vine forest, before Jingjing died: I told you not to touch my head, otherwise I will not grow taller...

28. (Zixuan ending) Zixuan: "Ah Tian! Who are you talking to?" Sedum: "A passerby..." Zixuan: "A passerby..."

PS: Under the sunset, the long back of the heavy building...

29. The ending of Zixuan, before Hongkui's death: Brother Tian...are you sad and anxious for me? ...It's for me, not anyone else...right? ...Speak...Brother Tian!

30. Xuejian: Humph! Show off!

Hongkui: It’s better to sell something than to sell something you don’t have!

Xuejian: People do not fight ghosts!

31. On the boat to Penglai, Sedum pleases Xuejian: The green mountains will not change, the green water will flow forever, we, the heroines of the Tang Dynasty, See you later!

32. Xu Changqing: Zixuan, even if I die a thousand or ten thousand times, I will never let anyone hurt you.

Zixuan died in order to repair the Demon Locking Tower. Chang Qing: How can I live alone if Zixuan is dead!

33. In the Pili Hall dungeon, Xuejian asked Jingtian to go first. Jingtian: I'm waiting for you in the bamboo forest in the southwest of Yuzhou. If you don't come, I will wait every day and wait for you forever!

34. Night at Leizhou Governor’s Mansion Jingtian: Are you that... red-haired person?

Chonglou: What did you call me? !

35. In the Perak Hall dungeon, Xuejian dragged Sedum away: It’s so heavy, even pigs are lighter than you!

36. (Zixuan ending)

Chonglou: I will wait for you at your house today. Remember, bring wine.

Jingtian: Isn’t it about martial arts competition?

Chonglou: Today I just want to drink...

37. In the Well of Gods and Demons, Hongkui versus Xu Changqing :Fool! He is in love with your wife. You have to be careful about her being snatched away by others...

38. In the sword tomb, before Solanum nigrum's sacrifice: I would rather die for my brother and let him remember me forever. I don’t want my brother to accompany me, but I have another person in my heart!

39. Icewind Valley, Chonglou said to the Evil Sword Immortal: Humph! You bastard! court death!

40. After defeating the sacred tree, return to Shushan.

Xue Jian: I am just a thing, not a person... I am just a thing!

Sedum: Remember, you are not the same thing, you are Xuejian, the Xuejian I like!

Xue Jian: How dare you say that I am not a thing! I want to die! (Hilarious...)

Sedum: I like you because I want you to be happy. I hope you will like me one day, even a little bit...

41. Zixuan died trying to repair the Demon Locking Tower, and Chonglou was furious: There are things in this world that are beyond my power!

42. A fortune teller (who told his fortune and found out that he will be a game programmer in the future): Game programmer? What is this? Can it be eaten?

Sedum : It seems that no matter whether it is a human or a demon, as long as it is a female, it is so troublesome! (A very helpless tone)

1. Electric shock the stinky tofu turtle, gangster, stinky tofu

2. Sedum: Get out, go quickly.

Xue Jian :Why?

Singtian; I, I am afraid that you will molest me

Xuejian: I am also afraid that you will molest me.

3. I am dignified Miss Tang family, I am a pig if I leave you at this time

4. Chang Yin: Are they poisoned

Chang Qing: They are not poisoned, their eyes are still black

Xue Jian: Then why are you crazy?

Maomao: I am protecting my boss

He Biping: I am protecting myself

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5. If it lives in the deep mountains and old forests, has seven heads and six arms, and is violent, how can you let it help me? How can you let it help me... (The way Jingtian talks is so funny )

6. Why have you turned into a potato again?

7. (Speech leaked) Sedum: Little thing, come out quickly

(Look at Chang Qing, Xue See you) She is shy, let me do something about it

(Turns to the Five Poisonous Beasts) There are so many people looking at me, how about you give me some face

Change, change, change

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Little guy, don’t think you’re just going to save me because I’m handsome, you have to have a heart of love and save everyone else

8. I used to break my mother’s skin all the time when I was a kid. When she sewed clothes for me, she beat me and I cried, but she stopped beating me...

9. It turns out that there is Perak Hall under the Big Three Dollars. No wonder I lose money even if I wear red pants.

10. She can both detoxify and take drugs. She is really a poisonous potato

11. She leans against the wall in the walkway and spits with bloodshot eyes

12. Who wants you to fix your teeth? Do you think you are a dentist in white clothes?

13. It’s mud, it’s so soft, I can’t even bite tofu, you want to starve me to death< /p>

14. Don’t think that if you grow a pair of horns, you are the Bull Demon King

15. Xu Changqing, don’t you think he is very white? His teeth are white and his eyes are white. Yes, the clothes are also white, even the shoes are white. By the way, in fact, everyone in Shushan is very white. Now it’s better. It makes me so white. I finally stained my clothes. You With a wave of your hand, I turned white again

16. You have already called me a sword, but you are still so cheap. If you insist on following me, can you beat me? Let’s wait until you become a human being

17. What kind of sword is that? You didn’t come when you were supposed to come. I can’t beat him now. Come and save me.

18 Jingtian: Why am I fainting again?

Xuejian: Like a pregnant woman, she gets dizzy at every turn

19. Xuejian to Changqing: Marry me, or I can marry you

20. Jingtian: My name is Jingtian, the scenery of Jingtian, the sky of Jingtian

21. Bai Doufu’s master: "Non-disciples of this sect are not allowed to enter the Demon Locking Tower."

Chang knelt on the ground with his hands crossed: "Please, the master, expel me from the master's sect."

22. Zhao Gongyan: Do you know how old I am this year?

Jingtian Xuejian didn’t know how much to say

Zhao Gongyan: I am 30 today, didn’t you see it?

Sedum: I didn’t see it, I really didn’t see it (she looks 60 years old...)

23. Xuejian: Ah! ! ! ! Now I suddenly feel that jumping into a well is not a heroic enough death! So now I go back and think of a more heroic way to die, and die another day!

23. Sedum: I swear I

If I don't keep my promise, I won't be able to marry a wife or have a son... (I can't marry one, so I can marry two. The son was born to my wife, not me, haha)

< p>24. Let alone being dignified, I can’t even defeat the dignified eldest lady of the Tang family. (Tangtangtangtang)

25. Miss Zixuan, I want to marry you, and I want to declare to the whole world that I want to marry Miss Zixuan. (This paragraph doesn’t exist in the MS game, but it’s still very courageous.)

26. Never stare at a woman in a daze, otherwise you will fall in love with her involuntarily. (That makes sense)

27. I am you, and I am the only person in the world who is qualified to jump for you. (Touched)

28. Without that sword, I can still annihilate the enemy. (I felt that Hu Jingtian was very powerful when he said this, so I took it in.)

29. If the evil thought is a sword, it becomes an immortal. I am the evil sword immortal. The nameless beginning of heaven and earth. The mother of all things with a name. From today on, you I join hands with the evil thoughts in the world to transcend the six realms and become the strongest in the world (I am even more confused about the origin of the Evil Sword Immortal in the TV series, and who is joining hands with the Evil Sword Immortal)

30. I want to leave you, I don’t want to I am interfering with you. I don’t want you to be confused by the infatuation of love. I want to give you the freedom to achieve your ideals without any worries. (Still touched...)

31. Piggy. . . Caiya. . . (More shocking than 'Ah Qi' and 'Fourteenth Brother' in Fairy Sword One...I'm speechless)

32. The deadline is three hundred days on earth (Qingwei said this with great emotion Momentum, I don’t feel afraid of heavy buildings at all)

33. Today I want to seek justice on behalf of all the men in the world who have no money, no power and no martial arts skills. I won’t kill you. You can take your own life (especially It’s the last two sentences and Chang Qing’s appearance is also very shocking)

34. There is a kind of emotion called love at first sight (Hu Jingtian said this based on the premise that the Fire Ghost King is a woman, but she turned out to be... .)

35. Brother Maoshan, I can totally feel your fear, but like this, I have absolutely no way to investigate the case (a bit of cold humor... haha)

36. Brother Jing, to be honest, I have known you for so long, and I think you are the most handsome today (this is the most shocking part in the film, I laugh every time I see it... Huo Changqing is definitely the king of bad jokes, Although it is completely different from the image in the game, it may have unexpected effects in the TV series)

37. I want an opponent, an opponent who can really make me draw my sword (that is Chonglou)

38. I am the savior hero (a bit nonsensical, but it reminds me of an action of Sedum in the game: patting his chest, and then raising his thumbs in an awesome way.)