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What is the story of Princess Koguryo?
A long time ago, in a remote mountain village in Pingyang, the capital of Koguryo, there lived a farmer named Wenda and his elderly mother. Wenda goes to the mountains to make some firewood every day and sells it in the market on the streets of Pingyang to maintain a difficult life.
People call him a fool Wenda because he looks stupid, but Wenda, who is mellow in nature, is not angry. Even the children in the market foolishly shouted after him and threw stones at him, but he just smiled foolishly and went on doing his own thing.
Sometimes when the fire is sold too much, Wanda will use the remaining money to buy some fish for her mother to eat. Such Wanda has become a well-known figure in the market.
If there are disobedient girls, adults will scare children with words like "If you don't obey again, when you grow up, I will marry you to a fool, Wenda", which has become a scene in the market and even Pingyang City.
Such jokes also spread to the Koguryo royal family. At this time, there was a young princess named Pingjiang in Koguryo royal family.
This princess at Pingjiang is a famous cry baby. When there is nothing to do with this little princess, King Koguryo will learn from the jokes of ordinary people and say, "Don't cry until you grow up and marry a fool."
As time goes by, Princess Pingjiang has grown into a beautiful girl in an instant. It's time to talk about marriage King Koguryo wanted to marry Princess Pingjiang to the son of a noble family.
At this point, Princess Pingjiang said to her father:
"My father is the king of a country, how can you say no? When I was young, didn't you always say you would marry me to a fool, Wanda? Now you say you want to marry me. "
King Koguryo was very surprised when he heard the princess's words. He didn't expect to take his joke seriously. But for Wang, there is no joke. A joke can kill a person. This is Wang. Now the princess takes her jokes seriously and can only coax the princess below.
"That's just a joke, crying baby."
But no matter what Wang said, Princess Pingjiang decided to marry the fool Wenda.
King Koguryo was very angry and put Princess Pingjiang under house arrest.
Princess Pingjiang saw that her father didn't keep the agreement at all (a joke), packed her clothes overnight, took some pearls and jewels and ran out of the palace. She's going to find Wanda the fool. But it's not easy. A delicate princess who grew up in the court, how can she find the person she wants with only one name?
It's dark, and it's deep in the mountains. The little princess is afraid.
I don't know how long it took. A faint light coming from a distance. The little princess summoned up her last strength and ran to the farmhouse.
It turns out that, coincidentally, this is the hut where the fool Wanda and his old mother live.
Wanda's old mother sat under the oil lamp to mend old clothes, and Wanda squatted underground in the outhouse to tidy up farm tools.
The princess stood in Pingjiang for a long time, and the sight in front of her made the princess who had lived in a luxurious palace since childhood unbelievable.
Wanda and his mother also found a princess who appeared at their door like a fairy.
Pingjiang told his mother and son why he came here. But Wanda and her son can't be trusted even if they die.
Wanda's old mother said to the princess:
"This is not the place where a noble person like the princess comes. My son is a humble person and is laughed at as a fool in the market. We will take the princess's words as a joke. We may be in big trouble because of the meeting with the princess. Please leave here quickly. "
Princess Pingjiang could only listen to Wanda's mother, but because it was dark, she begged if she could stay for only one night before leaving.
As a result, Princess Pingjiang spent the night with Wanda's mother that night. Princess Pingjiang got up before dawn in the morning, cleaned the house and made breakfast. I feel particularly tired, because I have never done such a thing, but I persisted in finishing it.
In the morning, Wanda and her mother got up and took a look. They got a fright. It seems that the ghost has been enchanted and no one in the family knows it.
Princess Pingjiang put the things she brought out of the palace in the right place and decorated her home magnificently. And for several days in a row, Princess Pingjiang didn't mean to leave. Finally, the mother and son, who realized that the princess could not change her mind, left the princess and began to live together.
One day, Princess Pingjiang gave a vessel to Wenda who went to the market to sell firewood and told him to sell as much money as possible.
Fool Wanda saw such a thing for the first time, and I don't know if I can sell it for that much money. But just sold in the market, a businessman in the market paid a huge sum of money and bought it without saying anything. Princess Pingjiang bought a decent house with that money.
He also gave Wanda an instrument to exchange money. And told Wanda not to take the money home this time, but to buy a horse.
BMW sold by the state. Princess Pingjiang saw that Wenda was honest, but she had the potential to become a martial artist. She decided to buy him a horse and let him practice martial arts. Use the evening time to hand in his words. The fool Wanda gradually became a dignified gentleman.
Another extraordinary day, King Koguryo held a hunting contest, which can be regarded as the imperial examination for military attache.
Wanda shot the most prey and won the championship in the shooting competition. Wang was very happy to learn that Wenda, the husband of Princess Pingjiang, had run away from home. Saved the princess back. Moon Dae sung became General Koguryo.
During the reign of Yang Rong, barbarians in the north of Koguryo constantly invaded the border of Koguryo. Wenda challenged King Koguryo, took the lead in killing all the tribes in northern Manchuria, and returned home in triumph, stabilizing the Koguryo border. Established a majestic Wenda, which is well documented again, and it is necessary to crusade against Silla and complete reunification. At this time, Silla is occupying the fertile land north of Koguryo Han River. Wanda vowed to get the work back this time.
Open the home laid by the king of the earth.
General Wenda, who arrived at Asha Mountain in the lower reaches of Hanshui River, rushed into Silla army again, killing left and right. But Silla Army also vowed to defend Asha Mountain. When the Silla garrison was defeated by the brave General Wenda, King Ping of Silla Town came to the foot of Asha Mountain City with more than 10,000 reinforcements. The Koguryo army, which had been fighting for many days, was unable to resist the attack of reinforcements and was losing ground. Silla's reinforcements didn't give Koguryo troops a chance to breathe, and they rained down on Koguryo troops. General Wanda was also shot with an arrow, but failed to realize his wish to recover his homeland and was killed.
After the Koguryo army withdrew from the battlefield, it put the body of General Wenda in the coffin and wanted to bring it back to Pingyang. But four or five strong men are on the same stage, but they can't lift it. This strange phenomenon soon spread to Pingyang, the imperial court and Princess Pingjiang.
Princess Pingjiang heard the bad news and risked her life to cross the battlefield and come to the coffin of General Wenda. Stroking the coffin and said:
"Since ancient times, people have been born and died, and it is God's will. Your beloved Pingjiang is here, you can rest assured. "
Strange to say. As soon as Princess Pingjiang finished speaking, the coffin was lifted. Princess Pingjiang returned to Pingyang with the body of General Wenda.
General Wanda was buried on a hillside not far from the palace.
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