Inspirational humorous stories 12

Humor is also an inspirational story. What humorous and inspirational jokes have you seen? Let's accept the positive energy brought by these humorous stories! The following is a short story about inspirational humor to share with you. Welcome to reading.

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A said to B, "I want to leave this company. I hate this company! " B suggestion: "I raise my hands in favor of your revenge!" " ! This broken company must give it some color to see see. But now is not the best time for you to leave. "Ask why? B said, "If you leave now, the company will not lose much. You should take advantage of the opportunity in the company, try your best to attract some customers for yourself, become a unique figure in the company, and then suddenly leave the company with these customers, the company will suffer heavy losses and be very passive. "A think what B said is very reasonable. So he worked hard and got what he wanted. After more than half a year's efforts, he has many loyal customers. When we meet again, B asks A: It's time to jump, so hurry up! A smiled indifferently: the boss talked to me for a long time and was going to promote me to be the assistant to the general manager. I have no plans to leave for the time being.

In fact, this is also the original intention of B. A person's job is always just for his resume. Only by paying more than you get, and letting the boss really see that your ability is greater than your position, will you be given more opportunities and create more profits for him.

The little camel in the zoo asked his mother, "Mom, why are our eyelashes so long?" Mother camel said, "When a sandstorm comes, long eyelashes can make us all see clearly in the storm." The little camel asked again, "Mom, why are our backs so camel and ugly!" " "Mother camel said," This is called hump. It can help us to store a lot of water and nutrients, so that we can endure it for more than ten days without drinking water or eating in the desert. The little camel asked again, "Mom, why are our soles so thick?" "Mother camel said," This can prevent our heavy bodies from sinking into soft sand and facilitate long-distance travel. The little camel was very happy: "Wow, we are really useful! " ! But mom, why are we still in the zoo and not hiking in the desert? "

I was born useful, but no one uses it now. Good mentality+successful teaching materials+infinite stage = success. Everyone's potential is unlimited, and the key is to find a stage where they can give full play to their potential.

A pupil complained about his father: "You ride a broken bike to send me to school every day, but the teacher never looks at me and my classmates look down on me." . I don't care, I'm going to school by bus tomorrow! "

Dad is worried. He thought for a long time and came up with a trick: call the leader if you are in trouble! Although the father of primary school students is timid, the unit is awesome, and the leaders often show their faces on TV.

So he told the leader that it was difficult, and finally asked, "I want to borrow a car from my company for one day and ask your driver to take my son to school tomorrow."

The leader thought for a moment and said, "Well, I'll tell you what. You can keep your bike and we'll change it tomorrow. "

The next morning, the leading driver really drove the new car. Pupils exclaimed after seeing it: "Wow, what an advanced car!" Cheering, I got on the bus and saw a skylight, begging the driver to open it. Others are short and short, so they can only show their eyes. When they saw their classmates, they waved wildly to others.

There are still 50 meters from the school, so the car can't move. There are people half a block ahead. The student's father was surprised. It's not so congested outside the school gate. He said to the driver, "Just send it here."

The father and son were jostling in the crowd, and only at the school gate did they know why today was so unusual-I saw my father's leader pushing a bicycle to send his grandson to school. The leaders kept shaking hands with the people all the way. In order to protect the safety of the leaders, traffic police were added on both sides of the road to maintain order, and the cars behind slowed down. No wonder it was blocked!

Pupils followed in silence until the leader sent his grandson to the campus and waved away. The pupil said to his father, "Dad, you don't have to be embarrassed in the future. I didn't know until today that there is no face, not what car the butt is sitting on, but what seat the butt is sitting on. I will study hard and not let my son and your grandson suffer. "

After work at noon, I was about to go to the canteen to eat. My colleague Xiaozhai stopped me and said with a smile that he would invite me to eat seafood. My heart says that the miser's village has made a fortune, otherwise how can I treat people?

Out of the door of our unit, less than 200 meters west, we came to a seafood restaurant. I went in and found a bright seat. Xiaozhai called the waiter and ordered several seafood in one breath, steamed abalone with garlic, white shark's fin, crab-yellow bird's nest ... I couldn't help but open my mouth in surprise. Xiaozhai, is this guy crazy? How can I choose a more expensive point? This table is estimated to be five or six hundred!

"hey!" Xiao Zhai smiled and said, "All the dishes are served. Brother Hao, let's eat! " I smiled, raised my chopsticks, stared at Xiaozhai and said, "Really, I have no money." After that, Xiaozhai and I couldn't start.

After a hearty meal, I saw a drunken little Zhai, secretly looking around, reaching into his trouser pocket, taking out something and quickly putting it in the leftovers tray. I stare big eyes and take a closer look: it turned out to be a two-inch long hair!

I saw Xiaozhai lying on the table with a bang and shouting, "waiter, call your boss!" " Soon, the gentle boss came over and said with a big smile, "What can I do for you, sir?" "What do you need? ! What do you think this is? ! "Little Zhai pulled out a disgusting hair from the plate. "Say, is this meal free or let me go to the health supervision office to complain!"

I thought the boss would apologize quickly, but I didn't expect him to sneer and shout in the direction of the kitchen: "cook!" " Come out! "As soon as his voice fell, he saw three or four chefs coming out quickly and asked," Boss, what's the matter? " "Give me all the hats off! If you want to play this hand with me, you are still young! " When the shopkeeper finished, his face showed pride.

When the chefs took off their top hats, Xiaozhai and I were dumbfounded: the strong have their own hands, and these chefs are bald!

There is a little boy. One day, his mother took him to the grocery store to buy things. When the boss saw the lovely child, he opened a can of candy and let the little boy take a handful of candy by himself. But the boy did nothing. After several invitations, the boss personally grabbed a handful of sugar and put it in his pocket. When I got home, my mother asked the little boy curiously, why don't I grab the candy myself and let the boss do it? The little boy answered wonderfully, "Because my hands are smaller! Moreover, the boss has bigger hands, and he must take a lot more than me!

This is a clever boy. He knows his own limitations. More importantly, he also knows that others are better than himself. Learn to rely on others at the right time, not just on your own. This is modesty and cleverness.

Mike went into the restaurant and ordered a soup. The waiter brought it to him right away.

As soon as the waiter walked away, Mike shouted, "Sorry, I can't drink this soup."

The waiter brought him another soup, but he still said, "Sorry, I can't drink this soup."

The waiter had to call the manager.

The manager nodded respectfully to Mike and said, "Sir, this dish is our specialty and is very popular with customers. Don't you ... "

"I mean, where is the spoon?"

Correcting mistakes is of course a good thing. But we often remove the right ones and leave the wrong ones, and the result is wrong and wrong.

You will find that the first person to buy your goods is a stranger; People who never buy your goods are acquaintances;

The first person to keep your distance is the person you helped; The first person who refuses to help you is a good friend; The people who despise you the most are relatives.

One day, when you are rich, invite everyone to eat, drink and have fun at every party, and you will find that everyone is there except strangers. That is the reality.

After Columbus discovered America, many people thought that Columbus just happened to see it, and anyone else could do it by luck. So, at a grand banquet, a nobleman said to him, "Mr. Columbus, we all know where America is, and you just happened to go there first!" " If we go, we will find it. "In the face of criticism, Columbus was calm. He had a brainwave, picked up an egg on the table and said to everyone, "Ladies and gentlemen, who can stand the egg on the table? Which one of you can do it? "Everyone is eager to try, but they are defeated one by one. Columbus smiled, picked up the egg, patted it on the table and stood there. Columbus went on to say, "Yes, it's as simple as that. It is really not difficult to discover America, as easy as laying this egg. But, gentlemen, who did it before I set it up? "In essence, innovation is a welcome attitude towards new ideas, new perspectives and new changes, and it is also manifested as a new perspective. Many times, people will say, is this innovation? So I know! Innovation is that simple. The key is whether you dare to think or do.

A pile of ornaments said to a gold ring, "We are going to gild, you go."

The gold ring replied, "We are real gold and never gilded."

The ornaments scrambled to say, "But gold plating is brighter than real gold! You'd better come with us. "

The gold ring shook his head firmly.

The jewelry came back with gold plating, and from then on it claimed to be gold, although it was only plated with gold.

One year, in the famous Harvard University in the United States, a professor gave freshmen a test question: What is one plus one? After a burst of laughter, the students thought, such a simple question can be understood by even a three-year-old child. It seems that there must be other deep meanings in it. So 85% of the students didn't give an answer, 5% answered "three", and as for the remaining 10% of the students, the answers were varied.

So the professor announced the final answer: "Two!" After the students looked at each other, the professor said meaningfully, "One plus one equals two, which is an unchangeable truth and cannot and will not be changed because of changes in external factors." ?

In fact, many things in the world have a virtual appearance, depending on how we treat them.

Bernard is a famous French writer and occupies an important position in the history of French film. Once, a French newspaper held an award-winning quiz. One of the questions is: If the Louvre, the largest museum in France, caught fire and only one painting was allowed to be rescued, which one would you rob? Results Among thousands of answers received by newspapers, Bernard won the prize for this question with the best answer. His answer is: "I grabbed the painting closest to the exit."

The best goal of success is not the most valuable goal, but the most likely goal.

Three people went to new york for a holiday. They booked a suite on the 45th floor of a high-rise hotel.

One night, the elevator in the building broke down and the waiter arranged for them to spend the night in the lobby.

After discussion, they decided to walk back to their rooms and agreed to tell jokes, sing songs and tell stories in turn to reduce the fatigue of going upstairs.

After telling jokes and singing songs, we finally climbed to the 34th floor, and everyone felt exhausted.

"All right, Peter, tell a humorous story."

Peter said, "The story is not long, but it is extremely sad: I left my room key in the hall."

We are miserable, so we are humorous; We are humorous, so we are happy.

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