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Throw away a big joke

Really, you don't care when it's good for you. It's too late to cherish everything until you lose it. After all, nobody owes anyone. Why do you keep turning around? I'm better off without you.

○ Not because I have changed, but because you have never cherished my efforts. Since you don't know how to cherish, I'd rather keep this feeling deep in my heart than be like a fool again!

I fell in love with him deeply, and when I entered his world, I was completely lost.

Because I like her and love her, I will do anything for her.

If I could do it all over again, I would let myself live my life and realize my dreams. Now I'm a loser.

○, the other party has time to update the circle of friends and no time to reply to you, which can prove that you are not important to him at all.

○ The happiest thing in this life is that fate has brought us together, and the happiest thing is that we all love each other. We must overcome all difficulties and spend our lives together.

Don't hurt me again and again, okay? If one day I am so desperate that I can't persist, I won't like you, you know? Don't lose me, no one will like you more than me.

I miss you, will you still think of me? Are you really content to lose me?

Without you, my heart will break into pieces, and I won't fall in love with another person emotionally, but losing me may just be a little less trouble for you.

Are you satisfied with losing me? Your injury to me is unforgettable.

○ Losing me will hurt you for a short time; Losing you will hurt my life.

If I lose you one day, will you remember our good old days?

I know you only play for me, but I still believe you. I really hate that I love you so much.

○ Now I am like a lost sheep, and I am like a lamb covered in wounds. I cry halfway but no one feels distressed. This is self-mutilation.

You should be content to lose me. When I cherish my life, you are dissatisfied, and when I leave you, you are satisfied.

It can only be said that labor is actually a kind of wealth, and it is difficult to find it if it is lost.

I fell in love. Tell me.

I fell in love. Tell me.

(1) I like a person best. Is to learn to appreciate. Get to know each other. Maintain respect for love. Especially women. Appropriate initiatives. If the other person is not enthusiastic. You should understand. It's best to just be friends. Who said that before? In love, women work too hard. It lost itself. I'm not ashamed to win or lose. The other person doesn't like you. Your excessive enthusiasm is the most shameful thing. Love doesn't come automatically. Both sides attract each other. So ... Treat love. It is still in line with the generous attitude that women should have. Both states are acceptable. No matter what kind of identity. It's good to grow old with you.

(2) I really want to wake you up when I hear those words every day. Don't like people who don't like you. If love needs hard work, it is not love. Love naturally came together. A woman who works hard in love has lost. People who love you will think of everything for you and worry that you will eat badly and be exhausted. On the contrary, they won't like it. Let him go whoever he likes. Anyway, I'm not in the mood to pay attention to people who don't like me.

(3) Michele Monique Reis probably said a word: A woman who works hard in love has already lost.

(4) In love, whoever is serious first loses.

(5) I am very confused. Sometimes my heart is really fragile. I never thought you would do this to me. I can only say that I am lovelorn. The more serious I am, the worse I lose.

(6) If you are still confused, you will be lovelorn. If you want to rely on your own cleverness, you must look dull; Become a strong party in love! Must be the stupidest kind of person. Those who give their feelings in love, those who think their lover is stupid: if you are not smart, you will not cherish the love you have!

(7) In love, whoever gives in first loses. Woman, don't be too accommodating to one person. If you have something, you will be fascinated by it. You should be like a rose with thorns. Thorns are your armor, not for anyone to collect.

(8) People who are too serious and persistent in love are doomed to suffer more harm. Maybe there is a kind of love, whoever is too serious will lose, and lose to pieces. At the same time, it also proves a sentence helplessly: love is more pathetic than not loving.

If you don't cherish the love you have, it must look boring. The person who is not as smart as you and has given his feelings in love: He wants to use his intelligence and be at your mercy. If you are still confused, then you are lovelorn!

(10) I saw a Uygur joke today: M: How are you? Woman: Very good! What happened to him? How is he? Woman: Very good! What about you? How are you? M: Fine. Woman: What happened to her? How is she? Man: She just told me that he is doing well.

I love you not only because of your appearance, but also because of the way I love you. In fact, in love, whoever moves the truth first will have lost first. Sometimes it's strange that he didn't say a word when he was wronged, but when he heard comfort, his heart was even more sour and he burst into tears. Maybe most girls do. Sometimes a lot of what he says is ironic, but what he thinks is different from what he says, and he has to pretend that he is hurt.

(12) I always believe that whoever is serious in love will lose, but in the end, I left nothing behind. What can a person say and then care about how to treat himself badly? Will you forget so many thoughts and so many regrets every sleepless night?

(13) In love, when a man takes the initiative, a woman loses.

(14) After you left, my heart was empty. When memories suddenly come in emptiness, where should I hide? Tell me, if I have another chance in life and go back in time, which should I choose, happiness or loneliness? In love, whoever says he loves you loudly and seriously first loses.

(15) In love, whoever moves the true feelings will lose! I will lose this time! Losing even the last bit of dignity has been put down, but I still can't keep it! But in a word: I won't leave you for more than 24 hours.

(16) In love, the one who put more emotion into it has already lost from the beginning, hasn't it? What's more, it may be unilateral. . . This is a complete failure. . .

(17) Some people say that the person you marry must not be your favorite. I don't believe it. I didn't believe it for more than ten years, but I lost. It turns out that no matter how deep the feelings are, they can't compete with the intertwined fate. In love, the biggest mistake is to miss it. ...

(18) I feel that I am practicing in love. I see love so clearly and deeply, but I still can't help but want to gamble, because love is because of love. But I still lost, bloody, lost!

Thank you for spending so long teaching me an easy-to-understand truth. Don't put a person in your heart easily. If you care too much, you will lose faster. Whoever is serious first will lose in love.

Yes, in love, whoever is serious first loses! As for me, I lost badly. Some people say that in a relationship, only when boys pay more than girls can there be a long-term possibility! I don't force others to love me more, I just hope you can see my love.

(2 1) In love, the loser is always a woman! When one day you will feel that you miss you as soon as you leave, you have lost, completely lost!

The problem is that if one of them comes out first, then the other one loses. In love, there are many paradoxes similar to the prisoner's dilemma. Of course, he and he never realized this. They never thought about how to defect from this battle. This is the cause of tragedy, but also a kind of unintentional curse.

(23) The lovelorn person, the person who still gives his feelings in the fog in love, has become a strong party in love; Zodiac killer, but that doesn't mean he is stupid. Must be the stupidest kind of person! At your command!

In love, whoever bows first loses, but I willingly lose because of love.

(25) In love, whoever admits first loses. Finally, if he wins, everyone will be happy. If he loses, he is willing to gamble. We want to be free and easy all our lives, but we have been patient in the face of love.

I want a good relationship, but I won't spend a lot of time running it. I believe that by constantly improving myself, we can keep our feelings fresh. In fact, I have long deviated from the balance between self-improvement and business feelings. She said that she felt that she had lost the initiative, and she didn't honestly say some of her thoughts. Yes, she has grown up, can bear a lot, does not need to talk, can restrain a lot, but also ignores the performance of intimacy in love.

Because she likes you, she is fearless. Because you don't like her, she doesn't care. So, don't be stingy in love, or you will lose. He is not your hero, and you can't wait for his somersault cloud.

Maybe he was just addicted to ambiguity and you left. In love, whoever is serious loses.

(29) Once the sea was difficult for water, and amber was forever. You thought that meeting the right person at the wrong time would disappoint Yingying's infatuation, but I thought that in love, you lost your life.

In love, whoever is serious loses. Obviously, I'm serious. I'm covered in phosphorus.

If you meet such a person, everyone else will do it! Everyone in love will not hesitate if they don't want to do it! Lost time in gambling, but won every minute with you in the future, then all encounters are gifts.

You are a pure person in love. I lost, so I became a deserter. I wish you happiness.

(33) must be the most stupid kind of person! Not as smart as you! In the end, not only did that person lose his armor in love, but it didn't mean that he was stupid and lost his love in a daze.

(34) In love, whoever annoys is a fucking loser! Be a bitch again and I'll fucking die! Fuck! I owe you! ! ! The life of a single dog

(35) In love, if you win your rival in love, you are the first room. Losing is a mistress.

36. Whoever is seriously in love will lose.

If in love, you are always thinking about how to catch each other, then you are wrong. You did win the momentum and aura, but you lost her.

In love, I never take it seriously. Because if you take it seriously, you lose. You lose completely. I won't let myself fall in love with you before I fall in love with you. If I really fall in love with you, it may be that I will be with you forever and never part.

Classic inspirational words: When you treat the world fiercely, the world becomes gentle.

1. Sometimes you think the sky is going to fall, but in fact you are standing by yourself.

Those who are worse than me have not given up, and those who are better than me are still working hard, so I am even less qualified to say that there is nothing I can do.

If you don't succeed, you should believe that God has other plans.

When you treat the world fiercely, the world becomes gentle.

Use your own efforts to get success, and then success will be like a big slap in the face to those who once looked down on you. The louder the better.

6. The person who slapped me will make you kneel for mercy one day. 7. If fate plays a fatal joke on you, you might as well respond with a disdainful smile.

8. Those who can't beat you will eventually make you stronger.

9. I am not a born king, but blood in my bones won't let me bow.

10. You copy notes in front of the classroom, and she sits in the back of the classroom playing with her mobile phone. You can't sleep when you do the problem in the middle of the night. She chats with others all night until she loses sleep. You shuttle to various cram schools on weekends, and she shuttles to KTV on weekends. You envy her for wearing mature clothes and making handsome boyfriends, but don't be depressed. When she calls you ten years later to complain about how hard life is, you will know that you are making the right choice now. You will have something you envy in the future. You have to believe that God is fair.

I still lost, lost completely enough, lost to love.

1. Hugs are really beautiful. Although two hearts are close together, they can't see each other's faces.

There is unexpected beauty, but it is not perfect.

How I wish I could grow old with you.

That rainbow is particularly dazzling.

Missing may be in this second, and happiness may be in the next second.

6. Hold your hand and breathe slowly as if you were suffocating.

7. Hold up this sky by myself, and I will always believe in the blue sky in front of me.

I have a beautiful flower in a humble country.

9. We breathe hard at each other through the glass. If we are wrong, we will continue.

10. I took the bus today and listened to a couple. Woman: "How long will you love me?" Man: "I will love you until the wolf finishes eating the sheep in the sheep village!" " "Lying trough, I was shocked, this is much better than what the seas run dry and the rocks crumble!

1 1. The earth is round. People who love each other will meet again no matter how long they are apart, as long as they keep going. So, if I keep walking, will I meet you again?

12. There are so many people in the world who feel at home and talk about everything, but because that person likes you, he is interested in all the topics you talk about, all the songs you let him listen to are meaningful to him, all the movies you talk about are meaningful to him, and the scenery in your mouth is beautiful to him just because he likes you.

13. I hope someone will treat you like before, hurt you to the bone and never let you down.

14. She was blind and crossed the road once. He rushed forward to push her away, but was hit by an oncoming car. When he woke up from the hospital, he was surrounded by her except his relatives. She began to take good care of him. In fact, she is very beautiful, but her eyes are too empty. On the day he was discharged from the hospital, she said wryly, "Can you let me take care of you? Shall I marry you? " He said "no" without thinking. She was anxious. "You don't like me? Don't you like that I am blind? " He looked at his dangling trouser legs and smiled bitterly. "yes."

15. Don't frown. Whatever you want, I will try my best to give it to you.

16. You like me.

17. Next time, can you take off your pride and be as crazy as me?

18. The boy and the girl broke up. The boys let the girls go first, and the girls turned and left. The boy looked at her back from behind. The girl turned behind her, sobbing, and walked away with her back trembling. The girl squatted on the ground and cried loudly, ignoring the eyes of passers-by. Suddenly, the girl was pulled up by a force and threw herself into a hug, which was the mint she was familiar with.

19. Sometimes I really like you and want to be with you, sometimes I'm really tired and want to give up, but your occasional gentleness always makes me feel that if you really like me a little, it's a pity that I let go myself, so I waited for you for a long time just for a little love that doesn't exist.

20. Fingers will not move, tears will not flow, and time will not go.