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How to write funny retirement certificate of honor?

1, funny retirement certificate should generally indicate the following contents: the name, rank and unit of the grantee; Reasons for funny retirement; And the content of the honor.

2. Example: This certificate was awarded to Mr. XXX by XX Company in recognition of his comical retirement despite all difficulties after taking office in XX Company. Hereby awarded.