Do you have any funny jokes or sentences for those born in the 1990s?

This guy farts every day as he gets older, three times a day, trouble!

But since I got the new high-calcium fart, one fart is worth five farts,

My waist is no longer sore, and my legs are no longer hurting!

High-pressure fart, fruity flavor, bang to the fifth floor, effortless!

Take a 100 yuan note, fold it in half and then in half again, and then step on it N times...

If there is a nosebleed on the face above, it is real, if there is no nosebleed, then it is real. Fake^-^.

Drink Sanlu every day and go straight to Huangquan Road.

Sanlu milk powder - an honorary product of Melamine Chemical Group,

Sanlu milk powder - the loyal choice of stepmothers.

Sing a folk song for the party to listen to, and prepare bags of milk powder for the party to drink.

I wish the bad guy a safe journey, go crazy on the way, kick his legs, make a heroic sacrifice, be as blessed as the East Sea, have the whole family jump into the sea, live as long as Nanshan, lose weight like a biscuit, have a happy family, and be poisoned by gas.

After drinking this Sanlu milk powder, hey, my waist doesn’t hurt anymore, my legs don’t feel sore anymore, and my heart doesn’t even beat anymore!

I played this with my own hands~~Looking at how lucky I am, give me the points.

By the way, there are also jokes:

According to statistics, more than 95 people in the world who look like pig heads use their thumbs to open text messages. Hehe, there is no need to change it. It's too late now! (If you send text messages to others, they will be fooled)

Don’t stop chasing your dreams

Don’t give up

Survive the night and the sun will rise again

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The road is very hard

Sweat is a beautiful blessing

Remember

Success lies in the next step

Making big steps Step

Yeah~

Fell into the cesspit~

The Chinese have completed chemical literacy in food

We know each other from rice From paraffin

From ham we got to know dichlorvos

From salted duck eggs and chili sauce we got to know Sudan red

From hot pot we got to know fore Malin

We know sulfur from white fungus and candied dates

We know copper sulfur from fungus

Today Sanlu lets compatriots know about melamine Chemical effect

Foreigners drink milk and get solid stones

Chinese people drink milk and get stones

Japanese slogan: A glass of milk a day revitalizes a nation

Chinese slogan: A glass of milk a day shakes up a nation

The security inspection said it was Sanlu’s responsibility

Sanlu said it was the milk station’s responsibility

Milk The station said it was the dairy farmers’ responsibility

The dairy farmers said it was the cows’ responsibility

The cow hesitated for a long time and said: grass!

The grass said: It’s none of my business, it’s the soil’s problem. Ask the soil

Soil: It’s none of my business, it’s the river water next to it that’s not clean.

River water: The Chinese men's football team came to my place to wash their feet, you ask them?

Men's football team: We grew up drinking Sanlu milk powder

I wrote "tremblingly" too openly. He pronounced it "Zhan Zhan Ke Ke Ke".

Also, the monkey got a card and took it with him. It was struck by lightning while climbing a tree! It turns out that this is an IP card (a cheat card)!

Xiao Ming hugged the beggar!

Cheating in exams is a matter of course;

Copying is the basis and Mongolian teaching is the main method;

Copying and Mongolian teaching are combined to ensure passing;

Anyone who dares to tell the truth will be subject to violence after class.