I lost in class two days ago because I played a little game. As a result, the teacher asked us to tell jokes and asked us to tell a funny joke next class.

One day, the devil took the princess away and the princess kept calling for help.

Demon: You can scream loudly, and no one will come to save you!

Princess: Broken throat! Throat is broken!

Nobody: Princess, I'm coming to save you!

Devil: Speak of the devil!

Cao Cao: Devil, what do you want me to do?

Demon: Wow! I saw a ghost!

Ghost: Oh ~ It's been discovered!

Ha: Nonsense, who found me?

Who: It's none of my business!

Demon: Oh ~ my God!

God: Who called me? ?

Who: Nobody called you!

Nobody: I didn't! !

It is said that the demon king suffered from schizophrenia ~ ~ ~ ~

The priest and the nun went to play golf.

The first one missed, Abbe: Damn it, missed.

Sister: Please don't say that. It's disrespectful.

The second one missed, Abbe: Damn, it missed.

Sister: Please don't say any more. If you say that again, you will be cursed.

The third one hasn't been hit yet, Abe: Damn it, it hasn't been hit.

Suddenly the sky thundered and there was a loud noise, and the nun was killed by lightning.

The sound stopped, and a voice came from the sky: damn, it's crooked.

In the fridge.

1 egg said to two eggs.

"Hey, look ~ look ~ `The fifth egg is disgusting. It is covered with Mao Mao. "

The second egg said to the third egg

"Hey, look ~ look ~ `The fifth egg is disgusting, and the color is the same as shit."

The third egg said to the fourth egg

"Hey, look ~ look ~ `The fifth egg is disgusting. Mao Mao is covered with it, and the color is the same as shit."

The fourth egg said to the fifth egg ............

The fifth egg said

Get out, I'm Kiwi! !

In primary school, I played in the big yard after school. Adults ask after work, "Have you done your homework?" The answer was "no", so I was arrested. When I closed the door, I was slapped twice, and then the adults asked, "Is it fun?" Answer: "Fun", as soon as the words stopped, I got a slap: "I haven't finished my homework. What's the fun? ! "。 I was arrested again. I was slapped twice when I closed the door. The adults asked again, "Is it fun?" Answer: "It's not fun", and then I got a slap: "Do you still want to play if it's not fun? ! "。

A topic requires connecting the following four sentences with related words: 1, Zhang Haidi's sister is paralyzed; 2. Sister Zhang Haidi studied tenaciously; 3. Sister Zhang Haidi learned a lot of foreign languages; 4. Sister Zhang Haidi studied acupuncture.

The correct answer should be: "Sister Zhang Haidi, although paralyzed, studied hard and learned not only many foreign languages, but also acupuncture. As a result, one child wrote: Sister Zhang Haidi was paralyzed despite her tenacious study of acupuncture and many foreign languages. The child who found 1 more fierce wrote: Sister Zhang Haidi not only learned a foreign language, but also learned acupuncture. She studied so doggedly that she was finally paralyzed!

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