Who has a funny joke about the invincible universe?

One day, there were too many people on the bus, which was hot and stuffy. I don't know who farted, which made the environment worse. My friend can't stand it, and I don't know who it is. I can't help it It happened that the conductor was asking, "Who didn't buy a ticket?" My friend suddenly had a plan and said loudly, "Fart didn't buy a ticket!" " Suddenly, a particularly fat woman, holding the ticket high in her hand, said loudly, "I have bought the ticket!" "

On the highway, a truck ran over a pig, and several farmers stopped and demanded compensation from the driver. The driver didn't give force. "Who told your pig to run on the road? There is no pigsty on the road." The man who asked for money argued,' Although there is no pigsty on the road, do you think there is a road on the pig?

The star and haha are good friends.

Then, haha, something happened.

The star said, "Haha, you are dead. .