Homophonic humor jokes

Complete works of homophonic humor jokes

Sometimes, a joke can clear a person's nervous mood and bring a pleasant effect. The following is the complete works of homophonic humor jokes I compiled. Don't miss it.

Singing Qin opera

I like Shaanxi opera very much, because it is rough and bold, and it can vent great emotions in my heart. When I was in college, I had a classmate in the northwest. He sings Qin opera very well. It is said that he is one of the best in his hometown. One summer vacation, I accompanied him back to his hometown in the northwest, sightseeing and enjoying the real Shaanxi opera in the northwest.

In the early morning in the northwest, the sky is high and broad. Suddenly, a few sounds of Shaanxi opera came from a distance, loud and sharp, which made people feel shocked. I can't help cheering. My classmate said that I finally met the teacher. He sings better than me. His confidence is really good! So we flew to a village. I walked in and saw that it was killing pigs.

Sun Tzu's Transformers

The reporter came to a poor mountainous area for an interview and saw a child put his hand in grandpa's crotch. The reporter asked him why. The old man sighed: Comrade reporter, you don't know that we are poor here and can't afford toys, so we have to let our grandson play Transformers!

What happened to the counterfeiters?

Two counterfeiters inadvertently made counterfeit banknotes with a face value of 15 yuan, and they decided to spend them in remote mountainous areas. When they bought a 15 yuan candied haws with 0 yuan, they cried and the farmer gave them two 7-dollar ones.

Vegetable eater

Q: What do African cannibals eat?

A: people!

Q: Then one day, the chief fell ill and the doctor told him to be a vegetarian. What did he eat?

A: Eat vegetables! ~~

Be a bachelor all your life

Zhang San is a hothead. One day, a guest came to his house. He wanted to kill a chicken to entertain guests, so he found a rooster! The rooster saw that the form was wrong and ran home. When Zhang San saw it, he was so angry that he said to the rooster, If you don't let me kill you, I will kill all the hens. Let you be a bachelor for life!

The tireless Ren Feiyu

Feiyu's family opened a small supermarket downstairs, and Feiyu frequented it, so Feiyu and the owner became acquainted. On this day, Feifei strolled downstairs when she was free. After Feifei passed the supermarket gate, she turned it in and asked, Are there any apples? The shopkeeper said, Feifei, you are not ignorant. I don't sell fruit here at all! Feifei left in disappointment. At home, Feifei felt that the goods were not all good. No, I have to help the boss. So, the next morning, Feifei went to the supermarket and asked, Are there any apples?

The boss looked at Feifei strangely and said, no, Feifei pretended to be disappointed and left. In the afternoon, Feifei went into the supermarket again and asked, are there any apples? The boss was dumbfounded by what Feifei said, and said half jokingly, Teddy, if you ask me that again, I'll nail you to the floor. Feifei got a fright and turned and ran away! In the evening, Feifei ate dinner and went to the supermarket. This time Feifei asked, and the boss was stupid. Feifei said, Boss, do you have any nails? The boss shook his head, and Feifei asked again, do you have any apples?

False cucumber

On this day, Han Lao Da watched the episode and bought a bowl of boiled tofu to eat. There is an old rich man across the table. While eating cucumber with shredded pork and drinking wine, he proudly said to himself: the poor are poor, the rich are rich, the rich eat cucumber, and the poor eat tofu.

Hearing this, Boss Han knew that the old rich man was making fun of himself, so he was not anxious or angry. He said to the waiter, I want 150 plate of shredded cucumber!

The waiter said, there are not so many cucumbers. Besides, what do you need so much for?

Boss Han said: I bought a wild boar in the collection. The original owner said that this big wild boar loves to eat mixed cucumbers. This is called: the poor are poor, the rich are rich, and boars love cucumbers. Pig drivers can only eat tofu.

Everyone who ate in the restaurant burst into laughter. The old rich man blushed, picked up the hip flask, drank it in one breath, and ran out of the restaurant despondently.

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