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Gregorian calendar: 198 1 year 10/October 7th 1 1: 40.
Dry early: the heart has the rhyme of Ding You in 5559.
Universiade: Bingshen Shen Yi hasn't been in the first half of this year.
Personality analysis:
Self-centered, sensitive, strong working ability, complex personality, like change and pursue perfection. Sometimes the personality is not unified. Today, it will become another face tomorrow, which makes people feel at a loss.
Ambitious, adventurous and clear-headed, you should choose your business partners carefully. Because you want to take advantage of others, it's a little dangerous. Your mother has a great influence on you. She is an excellent speaker, and she is also excellent in politics. You should restrain the impulse to speculate.
Life manufacturing simple batch:
Attention should be paid to prevent eye diseases, which are easy to be nearsighted.
You can get help from your brother in your career.
A virtuous wife can succeed with her help.
Have the ability to organize and lead, be smart and capable, be able to do great things and enjoy a good reputation.
Be your own heir, or have sex with your adopted son.
If you don't get your ancestral inheritance, the blessings will be reduced.
Brothers are thin, have bad feelings and have little respect for their parents.
Be wise and compassionate.
Children's happiness is filial piety.
Ambitious, generous, born with beauty, good looks, gentle personality, troubled teenagers, tortured flesh and blood, few women and sisters, and a good life.
Suitable occupation: doctor, nurse, politics, star, craft, restaurant, oil industry. Avoid gold. Pay attention to the number of years: six, twelve, twenty-four, thirty-three, four-five, five-four and eight-five.
Eight characters: I have Ding You and Wu Wu in my heart.
Five elements: gold, gold, fire, earth and fire earth.
Yin Na: There is fire in the pomegranate tree hill, fire in the sky, and fire in the sky.
Only when the five elements are restrained can they be dredged.
Soil can produce gold, and the change of gold is greater than that of soil; Only when you gain gold from strong soil can you restrain yourself.
Soil can replace water, and water has more soil flow; When the water is weak, it will clog.
Soil depends on fire, and fire is full of soil coke; Fire can produce soil, and the soil is full of fire.
The nature of the five elements is believed by local people, which is heavy, affectionate, sweet and yellow. The local rich man has a round waist and a wide nose, fine eyes and a strong eloquence. They are loyal and sincere, generous in measurement, and do what they say. If they are too rustic, their thoughts will be rigid, stupid and quiet. People who are not as good as them will have a gloomy face, a flat face and a low nose, and be vicious and surly.
The viscera and parts corresponding to the four pillars and five elements that need to be supplemented are viscera and stomach, which belong to the intestine and the whole digestive system. Excessive or excessive aging is more suitable for diseases such as spleen, stomach, ribs, back, chest, lung and abdomen.
Those who are suitable for the industry and positioning all like the central and local areas. Can be engaged in native products, real estate, rural areas, animal husbandry, cloth, clothing, textiles, stone, lime, mountains, cement, construction, real estate transactions, raincoats, umbrellas, dikes, water-containing items, pawn shops, antiques, middlemen, lawyers, management, trading and design.
Sansheng communication meeting was born at noon on the 5 th, and the blades overlap, and the afternoon is the blade of the sheep. This life is resolute and fierce. If the punishment breaks through the harm, the blade god is born every month, which is the frontier defense; The moon column has a combination, and it is the season, which is expensive. There is a year, which is the life of the monks and Taoists. When the annual column is on fire, bentonite will be burned, and most of them will get sick in the spleen and lungs. If the moon pillar doesn't touch the sea in the afternoon, it's luck, and it's your life.
Born on the day of Wuwu, there is punishment first, then development, but most of them have no good end. The monthly branch is at noon, so printing is expensive. Only in the afternoon, I was engaged in Wu Zhi, with great power and fame. I didn't apply for the monthly payment. I have money and money.
Born in September: born this month, pregnant with twelve girls the year before last, born after the cold dew festival. Wisdom and acumen attract wealth from all directions. I'm afraid I'm smarter than I am, and I'm afraid I'm heartless. I want to cultivate a gentle heart and get the support of natural nobles. Always preserve the past, strive forward, use time and enjoy strength. By the age of forty, I'll be rich, full of children and grandchildren, full of troubles, and happy in the evening.
The poem says: this man made a fortune all his life, and when he ran out of money, he sent it again. The eight-character star is rich, and the title of Irul is exciting.
Born on the 10th day of the first lunar month: born on this day, smart, honest, with a thin family background, divorced ancestors, extensive family friends, diligent teenagers, prosperous middle age, successful career, successful art and happy life.
I am 28 years old and my five elements weigh six Liang. My life letter is as follows (for reference only):
Once the gold list was quickly named, it was a great achievement for the ancestors;
There is no shortage of clothes and wealth, and rural wealth is richer.
Description:
This life is smart, broad-minded, ambitious, diligent, successful, generous, resourceful, courteous and honest, talented, diligent, and has no loss in life. Dealing with people is not beautiful, being affectionate with brothers, making friends all over the world, being well-known in the middle, with a large amount of righteousness and interests, and finally being limited to getting married and living in peace.
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