Funny quotes from romance novels

Funny Quotes from Romance Novels

I am a very secure man. Although I am ugly, I will not scare people. Below are the classic funny quotes about romance novels that I have collected for you. You are welcome to read them.

Funny Quotes from Romance Novels 1

1. Ducks can’t fly and can never fly, even though they have wings.

2. Everyone who says he doesn’t want to fall in love has an impossible person in his heart.

3. Love is nothing more than flirting with a beautiful girl when you are lonely.

4. When I paid the phone bill, I realized how valuable my words were.

5. After a long time, I still burst into tears when someone accidentally touched me.

6. Half smiling face, half tearful, you only see a cross-section of my brother.

7. Love is like a joke, it makes others laugh to death and hurts yourself.

8. I have to admire my female friends for wearing short shorts on such a cold day.

9. In your heart, I will always be just a clown, and I cannot afford your love.

10. The days of subversion left me with no night or day.

11. My sister sees the world in color because she wears colored contact lenses.

12. The most beautiful thing is not the face, but the eyes that make your heart beat.

13. This life is full of pitfalls.

14. If there is love in the sky, you will die early. Live great and die under flowers.

15. People nowadays are following the trend and like to cover their mouths with deodorant socks when talking.

16. I’m sorry that I didn’t come to your wedding. I will definitely come next time.

17. Make chopsticks in the next life, so that you won’t be lonely.

18. I left with a frown on my face, just as I came here with a wink.

19. The most charming person is Master Kong. Thousands of people follow him every day.

20. I thought I was Harry Potter after riding a broomstick.

21. Don’t always scare me! You are not the one who scares me.

22. Have faith that as long as you live, you will definitely encounter delicious food.

23. Is it true that the sadder the joke, the better it can cure disappointment?

24. I’m sorry! I can’t help but want to laugh when I see you looking like this.

25. As the days turn around, the money in my pocket also turns outwards

26. Alarm clock, although you wake up my body, you cannot wake up my sleeping heart

27. I am a very secure man. Although I am ugly, I will not scare people.

28. Cucumbers are about shooting, life is about having fun

29. I haven’t dreamed for a long time, I just daydream occasionally.

30. I don’t even believe the punctuation marks in what you said

31. Men who sing out of tune are the most stylish

32. As long as you have deep skills, Furong lost weight and became a reality; Sister Feng got a green card even if she was willing to be cut off.

33. I really want to find a table and play mahjong for only 10 cents

34. Let’s go into the universe, the earth is very dangerous.

35. English has hurt me thousands of times. I treat English like my first love. Funny Quotes from Romance Novels 2

1. The alarm clock only wakes up my body, but it cannot wake up my sleeping heart.

2. You look very sunny, but you look very dazzling.

3. Summer is here and the weather is hot. Every time I take a bath, I feel like washing vegetables for mosquitoes.

4. I used time to prove my single-mindedness, but you let time prove my stupidity!

5. Weibo has become a mistress, and QQ is already the old love , MSN is still the main wife.

6. I only wanted to lose weight, but I ended up being a foodie.

7. When a bastard stops committing errant behavior, it means he is unhappy.

8. Little Sunflower’s mother’s class has started. The child’s cough is not good, and he is probably disabled.

9. Did you know that when your mother calls out your full name, you will be in trouble?

10. When you have nothing left to lose. time is when you start to get it.

11. My mother told me: If your husband bullies you, ask your grandfather to take him away.

12. Holding the rapeseed flowers and driving Jialingzai, I turned a corner and a tire fell off.

13. Welcome to your moon, my heart, a good man is me, I am Zeng Xiaoxian.

14. Love school, where couples go to school, homework is halved, and exams are free of charge.

15. Never hang yourself from a tree. Try hanging from several surrounding trees several times. ;