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Thoroughly understand a person’s sentences

1. Life is like fighting against landlords. Some people, who were in the same group just a moment ago, become enemies in the blink of an eye.

2. If you share happiness with the wrong person, it becomes a show off; if you share sadness with the wrong person, it becomes hypocrisy or even a joke.

3. Girl, when you enter society, it’s time to curb your temper. Don't tell others everything. What you say is from your heart, and what they hear is a joke.

4. You work overtime until midnight every day, but in the end your boss gives a salary increase to a female colleague who shows up late and leaves early and looks like Wang Zuxian.

5. Life is like playing Super Mario. When you don’t eat mushrooms to grow bigger, even a little tortoise can kill you instantly.

6. There is no right or wrong in this society, only strong and weak. If you are good, people will fawn over you, but if you are not good, even dogs will step on you.

7. Those who praise you in front of you are the ones who slander you the most behind your back; those who call you stupid and stupid in front of you usually love you the most sincerely. Don't look at people's appearance, sanctimony is the most terrible thing; don't listen to words in the present, the most hateful thing is to act in a negative way.

8. It is true that only a small number of people care about whether you are tired from flying. In fact, most people are not interested in whether you fly high or not. They are more concerned about whether you fall miserably, and then Pretend to care and give a like.

9. Someone stabbed you in the chest and said you were sensitive. You inserted the knife back, but he said "does this trivial matter matter to you?"

10. You will understand after starting a business. You will find that the first people to buy your goods are strangers; the first people to keep a distance from you are acquaintances; the first people to keep a distance from you are the people you have helped; the first people to refuse to help you are your friends; the first people to look down on you are the people you have helped. The ones who are good to you are relatives. One day you become prosperous, and every time you invite everyone to eat, drink and have fun at a gathering, you will find that except for the strangers, everyone else is there. This is reality.

11. In this world, there are very few people who sincerely help you, and there are many people who deliberately ridicule you. When you are of benefit and value, you will be surrounded by smiling faces. After you are no longer of use, you will find ways to Avoiding you, man, is very realistic and cruel.

12. When others are in trouble, you try your best to help. When you are in trouble, others try their best to smile. These are all realities. When you are proud, your friends will know you. When you are in trouble, You make friends again.

13. You don’t know how hypocritical society is until reality slaps you in the face; you don’t know how terrible people’s hearts are until you let so-called friends hurt you.

14. Human nature is ugly and cannot stand the test. You think that those people you have helped will at least show compassion when you are in trouble, but often these people are the ones who are most likely to add insult to injury. ——Yang Jialing, "Red Coral Necklace"

15. Never show your weakness to others, and never tell others about your embarrassment. Because no one will think you are pitiful, only that you are useless.

Sixteen. Ten years ago, people around you would treat you based on your parents’ income. Ten years later, people around you will treat your parents and your children according to your income! This is human nature and life, there is no choice but to work hard.

17. Don’t get acquainted with anyone too quickly. Don’t think that the topics are the same at the beginning. You will have many things in common, and you will be close friends who met each other so late. Words are often fake, but what we experience together is real.

18. There will always be people who fall in love with you in their imagination, then see your true colors, and finally spurn you, saying that you are this kind of person, but in fact you have always been the same, obviously. Did nothing but gained notoriety.