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A funny joke, self-created, short and pithy.

Man: "Wife, which do you want to hear first, good news or bad news?" Woman: "You tell me the bad ones first. Man: "I lost my wallet. . . . . 。” Woman: "Ha ha! Thanks to my wisdom, I only give you ten dollars a week. What's the good news? "Man:" I delayed my salary for two months and got it at once today. " .。 . . 。"