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Humorous Quotations of Teachers Educating Students
1. I'm going to tell you today, and the progress can't be too slow. I only have an eraser in my hand!
2. Students, take notes quickly, don't gild the lily, I will only say it once, and I won't repeat it!
Today's lesson is like an elephant, bold and cautious, let you remember it!
Data expansion:
Teachers are professionals who teach students correct knowledge. Teachers have various academic qualifications (primary school teachers, junior high school teachers, senior high school teachers). At the same time, it also refers to people who are worth learning in a certain respect and can bring you correct knowledge and ability. The related festival is "Teacher's Day" on September 10.
In 20 16, the number of full-time teachers in various schools at all levels in China was157.82 million, including 5.789 million in ordinary primary schools, 3.488 million in junior high schools, 2.232 million in kindergartens and 53,000 in special education. Ordinary senior high school teachers 1.73 million, technical secondary school teachers 840,000, and ordinary colleges and universities full-time teachers 1.6 million.
Professional ethics:
According to "Tencent Education" reported on May 30th, 2065438+03, "there were at least 8 cases of sexual assault on campus in China within 20 days", and the incident of "primary school principals taking girls to open houses" occurred in Wanning, Hainan. A teacher of a school in Nanshan District, Shenzhen, Guangdong Province molested four students, and eight cases of sexual assault on young girls on campus were exposed within 20 days.
Informed criticism:
According to the related report of Red Net 2065438+July 7th, 2009, "20 16, 24 faculty members in Grade Two of No.1 Middle School Campus in Tunliu County, Changzhi, Shanxi Province were arrested by informed criticism, the county discipline inspection commission, for having dinner and drinking after the school holiday on Friday afternoon; In the same year, two teachers in Ninghua County, Sanming City were notified for buying food at the stalls. "
These "making a mountain out of a molehill" notification behaviors against ordinary teachers have not only failed to play a warning role, but have aroused widespread concern in public opinion. The practice that the relevant departments only target ordinary teachers and not government officials has aroused people's resentment.
The main reason is that ordinary teachers have no power and influence, and there is almost no room for rent-seeking. Some "informed criticism" against teachers are "faults", not other faults. They should focus on the supervision behavior of leading cadres, but point to ordinary teachers.
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