It is famous to tell the funniest jokes in the world.

It is famous to tell the funniest jokes in the world.

Go home with your wife at night, Lu Yu three gangsters. The gangster said to leave one of the two, and I pushed my wife away and said to leave me! After his wife left, the gangster took off his mask and said, it's really hard to find you to play mahjong. . . Next, CJ arranged and told you the funniest joke in the world, which is very famous. I hope you like it! Welcome to refer to.

Joke 1

1, wife:? Honey, do you hook up with other people's wives?

Husband:? Honey, I promise not! ?

Wife:? Then I'm relieved. ?

Husband:? Wife has nothing to hook up with, if you want to hook up with someone else's daughter! ?

2. Wife: Husband, will you still want me if I become a monster?

Husband: Why didn't you say you became a witch?

Wife? !

3. The wife boasted:? My son says I am the most beautiful woman, and I will find a wife like me when I grow up. ?

We looked at her body of more than 200 kilograms and couldn't help saying, alas! You ruined the child's aesthetics. Can't you arrive on time?

4. Wife: It's time to buy a safe at home.

Me: Why, there are not many valuable things at home.

Wife: I can't find the check I hid last time.

Me: You can't find what you're hiding, so you still need a safe! ! !

5. Pick up my wife from work today. She saw a lot of people in an internet cafe and casually said:? Now that there is a computer at home, why does everyone go to Internet cafes?

I said casually:? Why go out for whoring when you have a wife at home? The reason is the same. ?

Wife. . .

Joke 2

1, going home with his wife at night, three gangsters in Lu Yu. The gangster said to leave one of the two, and I pushed my wife away and said to leave me!

After his wife left, the gangster took off his mask and said, it's really hard to find you to play mahjong. . .

I snuck home in the middle of the night and found my wife sleeping in a bed with someone else's husband. You still look confident when you see me! ! ! MD, I'm so grumpy. I was about to throw off my arm when the boy suddenly spoke? Dad, why are you back? . . .

My wife is ill and can't eat anything. I am in a hurry. At this rate, isn't the leftovers at home wasted?

I also asked my husband: Your mother and I fell into the water at the same time. Who will you save first?

Husband said: You try.

Try it! I didn't fucking dive! Two people are discussing on the shore? Does such a silly daughter-in-law want her or not? . . .

5. I am a typical prodigal bitch, moonlight clan. If you have no money, cut your nails and knock on your back for your husband to earn some extra money ~

Last night, when I took out my nail clippers again, my husband immediately took out 500 yuan from his wallet and said to me, Mom, please, don't cut it. You've cut me three times this month, and if you cut me again, you'll bleed! ! !

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