Short classic jokes suitable for girls.

Do you know the benefits of learning some jokes? When we meet for the first time, there is always the embarrassment of not knowing what to say. At this time, you need some cold jokes to ease the atmosphere. Here I have collected short and classic cold jokes about girls for you, hoping to help you!

Joke 1

1, a man meets a blind date. To show his tenderness and virtue.

The woman said. I am very traditional.

M: Great. I'm very traditional, too. I wonder what girls think of the tradition of three wives and four concubines! ?

2. The boy rode a burly horse to the edge of the cliff, turned around and said to his beloved girl. Let me ask you one last question. Can you marry me? If you don't marry me, my life will be meaningless, so I will jump off this cliff! ?

The girl was moved and shouted at the boy? Get married! ?

That horse jumped off the cliff!

Male pawn, 20 years old. . .

3, the courier brother came to deliver the courier, and he will not leave after signing. We just looked at each other. On the surface, I am calm, and my heart is already surging. Shit, he's not attracted by my unique temperament that I didn't wash in the morning, is he? Will he confess to me? Are you trying to flirt with me? What shall we do? 1 10 Have we gone to work?

Just when I was thinking, my little brother said, that. . . Same as Peninsula. . Yes . . Mine. . .

Shopping with his new girlfriend, a young man from Lu Yu greeted her.

My girlfriend blushed, so I solemnly asked, Go ahead! What's going on here?

Girlfriend said: I used to be friends and exchanged ideas. . .

Me: Martin, make it clear. Is it paid or lost?

Yesterday, I took the train and slept in the berth. Very few people. A girl sings with headphones, which is very ugly. I shouted, "Beauty, stop singing and let me sleep." ?

This girl looked at me for a while and said, well, come on up.

Me. . .

Joke 2

1, that summer vacation, I traveled with my girlfriend and her parents. In the car, my girlfriend's mother got carsick. I called her without thinking? Aunt, I have medicine to prevent fainting. . . ?

2、? Beauty, do you have an appointment?

? About! ?

? Let's eat some rice first! ?

? Don't go! ?

? So where are we going? ?

? Listen to you?

? Go to the movies?

? Don't go! ?

? Go to the mall?

? Don't go! ?

? I thought you said listen to me! ?

? Can you fucking say a place where no one is! ?

? The cemetery is too fucking far from here. . . ?

3. Going to my girlfriend's house for the first time. During dinner, my second-rate girlfriend kept praising her mother's cooking, and I also smiled and commented on how delicious all kinds of dishes were.

Suddenly my girlfriend said:? Do you know how my mother tied my father at home?

Absent-minded, I said: With a dog chain?

4. Dancing in a disco and listening to a man propose to his girlfriend? Will you marry me?

Woman:? So you want to marry me in a big sedan chair?

The man ran away, and after a while, a waiter came? Miss, a gentleman said loudly in the bar that he wanted to marry you! !

5、? How was the blind date yesterday?

? There are fish, meat and chicken. The food is very good. ?

? How are you?

? I ate it and didn't notice. ?

? You deserve to be single! ?

6. I just talked about a girlfriend. My parents divorced and my girlfriend lived with her mother. Last night, I sent my girlfriend home. . .

Just arrived at her door, her mother saw me and enthusiastically said to me, young man, come in and sit down! ?

I was very shy at that time, and I thought, it's rude to return empty-handed. I was so nervous that my brain was not normal and said, no, aunt, it's too late! Slander gathered at the widow's door.

Damn it, the swollen face is a trivial matter. I'm fucking single dog again. . .

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