Shit, be gentle. Interesting sentences

The funny sentence of shit is as follows:

1, I want to shit, the toilet is next to it, but I won't go, I will shit in my pants.

2. When defecating, I will be constipated again, and I will never say "Hmm! Ah! " Speak louder, or people will know that I am in the ladies' room.

3, life since ancient times, who has no shit, who has no paper.

4, life is like shit, sometimes you are very energetic, but what comes out is just fart.

5, get up early in the morning to go to the toilet to shit, and suddenly put a fart. A more literary rhetorical device suddenly came to my mind: I heard its voice before I saw its face. Forgive my life's indulgence. I love literature and vulgarity.

6. Dear, you smile greasy, as if there are flowers in your stool.

7. If you don't bring toilet paper when you go to the toilet, go out naked to get it.

8. You have waist-length hair, so be careful when you go to the toilet.

9. The stool is squatting in the toilet, but it is ruthlessly discarded into the toilet by the ass.

10, farewell to defecation is the pursuit of the toilet, or the ass is not retained.