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Household mobilization composition cleaning

The Spring Festival is coming, and every household is busy cleaning. This year, because my mother was too lazy, I didn't realize that the Spring Festival was coming until yesterday. Starting today, our family of three will start cleaning.

During the cleaning, a lot of anecdotes happened, so I recorded the anecdotes these days and wrote "Spring Festival Family Mobilization". I hope everyone will support me a lot. Next, let me introduce my playful father to you. As soon as I got up this morning, my father acted very strangely. Usually, he is as lazy as he is and wants to play golf every day. Today, I consciously washed the screen window, which is surprisingly serious. I can't even wipe my sweat. I saw my father holding a screen window in his left hand and a brush in his right hand, brushing hard. After his "clean" screen window, it becomes brand-new and shiny under the sunlight. After cleaning the window, my father took the initiative to help my mother clean the kitchen. Seeing that my father's behavior was really inappropriate, I got up in the morning and wanted to know what magic medicine was sold in my father's gourd. What happened to him? Was it "a knife hidden in the dark"? I didn't find the real answer until noon. It suddenly occurred to me that every Saturday and Sunday afternoon is my dad's exercise time. Out of love for golf, my dad goes with friends every week, unless there are very, very (omit n very) important things.

And what's the most important thing about cleaning during the Spring Festival? How can dad not go? In order to play golf, dad is so serious in the morning! He is afraid of playing golf alone, and his mother always complains when she is angry. When she is impatient, things get messy. Moreover, if my mother is unhappy, it is either because I am lazy or because my father is too selfish. He only amuses himself every day and even refuses to help him, which will make my father breathless at home. When I mentioned this idea, my father saw that I had seen through my "conspiracy" and snorted and smiled.

How I want to keep my father! The days with my mother are really boring. Besides cleaning, I just do something meaningless! I want my mother to be less bored, but I can't stand to see her like that. If my father is at home, he will play handstand with me and tell a few jokes from time to time to enliven the atmosphere at home. However, the playful dad seems ungrateful at all, so I have to use my "killer". "Dad, you are going to play golf in the afternoon, so I will look up the dictionary composition network at night to write a composition to uglify your image!" I thought my dad would kneel down and beg for mercy. He seemed very proud. But unexpectedly, my dad didn't buy it at all and still went his own way. Alas, it seems that this naughty father is not easy to deal with.

When Dad goes out, I want to turn the "threat" into reality, turn on the computer and write my own "Spring Festival family story". Dad has become my ugly writing object! Haha, my playful dad, I don't think you dare to play golf without me next time.