What are the funniest car sticker slogans you have ever seen?

1. "A female novice, within a radius of ten miles, not a blade of grass grows."

Seeing this car, I couldn't help but press the brakes under my feet. There is a female novice in front of me. If I stay too close to the car, I really don’t know what the consequences will be. There may be sudden braking or sudden lane changes. I don’t want my car to become a victim of this female novice.

2. "The more you push, the slower it becomes. If you push again, the engine will turn off."

Hmm, I won't push you because I don't dare to push you. If I push you again, the engine will turn off. I guess. With your method, it would be quite difficult to start a fire again, right? Hey, I will wait patiently when I meet someone like you!

3. "My people will have good luck"

This car owner is so polite that people can't help but want her to go first. Who can have trouble with good luck? This car owner is really smart. With a small car sticker, he can make all the surrounding cars avoid him and turn the road into his own.

4. "Just think of me as a red light." The car owner who can kick out such a car sticker seems to be extremely disappointed with his own tactics. As a bystander, what can I do? I have no choice but to treat you as a red light and wait silently behind you.

5. "If you're in a hurry, just fly there"

This car sticker is so irritating! I'm really anxious, but I really can't fly. But brother in front, can't you drive a little faster? Your tactics are not good and you are so irritating. If you do this, you will have no friends.