Please make a short joke between the two of you (to be healthy. The shorter the better)

1. Bus stop

Zhou Xingxing: "Miss, you stepped on my foot."

Pretty girl:

"No Well, I'm so far away from you."

Xingxing Zhou:

"I mean, if you accidentally put your foot on my foot, you have stepped on my foot. ."

Pretty girl:

"Crazy."

Zhou Xingxing:

"Wow, Miss, I do have good eyesight. I have a history of neurosis. I usually have attacks when I see beautiful girls.”

Pretty girl:

“You men are always like that, saying boring words to deliberately attract girls. It seems that you think you are Very handsome.

Zhou Xingxing:

"Miss, you are wrong. I never think that I am handsome, but I am very handsome."

Pretty girl:

"Don't be so disgusting. I'm going to vomit."

Zhou Xingxing:

"Before you vomit, I can ask you Do you have a question? Pretty girl:

“Put it off quickly”.

Zhou Xingxing:

“Why do you deny my handsomeness without conscience? "

Pretty girl:

"Get out.."