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There is a dog and a little boy looking at pictures and writing.

I have seen a very beautiful puppy. His name is Mingming. He has round eyes, a pink "pig" nose, pointed ears and a furry tail. He's cute.

He has itchy meat. When I was playing with him, I accidentally touched his "itchy meat" and he rolled. He can reach my stomach with four legs. He is big, but he is timid. I teased him with a shiny golden car, and he could run away in a panic. I wanted to stop and have a rest, so I slipped on him, but as soon as I stopped, he jumped forward, causing me to almost fall off my ass. He is too naughty. I took him to an empty green meadow, and when his owner untied the dog chain, he ran wildly. Then, my mother and my mother's classmates played games with him, pushed him, he fell down, then stood up, and so on. I feel very happy. After I broke up with Mingming at night, he was bitten by another bad dog when his master "slipped" him. I am sad. I hope Mingming's injury will get better soon.