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Nie Xinsen's "Player" reader, who has it?

Wu Chang drives a brand-new "BMW" car on a country road covered with morning light. Where does this trip go? Qingshan Bridge in Yang Jiacun, where a new fishing base has been built. Before going to bed last night, he always read the local newspaper of that day. There is an article about it in the supplement. Those beautiful words tickled Wu Chang's heart.

Among the bosses of private enterprises in the ancient city, Wu Chang, who is in his early forties, is not a big shot, although he owns a clothing factory with 2,000 people and has a net profit of millions a year. But he is famous in this circle because he is a serious player.

Wu Chang played very elegantly. One of them is playing with porcelain, which is a special collection of ancient porcelain. Hundreds of Tang jars, Song bowls, Ming jars and Qing bottles were collected from auction houses or antique shops. As long as it is a good thing, he is willing to pay a big price. Of course, he has suffered losses and gained wisdom. He has slowly found a way out, and his eyesight goes without saying. Talking about "four famous kilns", talking about "over-glaze color", "under-glaze color" and "fighting color", he is eloquent and authentic. He once invited Yuan Qing, the owner of Haoguzhai, an antique shop in the city, to appreciate it at home. After a cold glance, Yuan Qing said, "Yes ... they are all real goods."

It's not easy to get such praise from Qingyuan!

Besides playing with porcelain, Wu Chang also likes fishing. He visited all the fishing bases in the suburbs of the ancient city. He can count fish, fishing rods and baits. Besides, it feels good. When the buoy vibrates slightly, his hand will be raised like lightning to catch the fish that has just swallowed the hook. Fishing is to have a rest and relieve fatigue, but he also has a "career" in mind: by the way, he will go to a nearby farmhouse and maybe one day he will find an "old device" that the country people don't understand and throw a few money at will. This is called "fault finding".

An hour later, the car stopped at a big pond in Yang Jiacun. On the left side of the reservoir, there is a big blue brick house, which should be the owner's home.

An old man in his sixties quickly came to the car and said to Wu Chang, who had just got off the bus, "Sir, welcome to fish. Please have a rest in the hall and have a cup of tea first. "

Wu Changdao: "Good. All right. "

The hall is spacious, with a shrine hanging on the front wall, and a white porcelain Guanyin statue standing inside, which is very beautiful; There is an ancient square table under the shrine, with an ancient plush chair on one side. Wu Chang thought: this family should have some connections, and ordinary farmers don't have this kind of furniture.

The old man sent a pot of tea and a small teacup. Teapots and teacups are porcelain, not only porcelain, but also "old utensils". Wu Chang's heart jumped with a jerk. He lifted the teapot, poured tea into the small teacup, and quickly scanned the teapot. Although the pot is an ordinary style, it has a beautiful picture of Tang Bohu in the Ming Dynasty, and the pen and ink are very skillful. Looking closely again, the inscription is two poems: "Three spring is the wedding day, which is more or less joyful and suspicious." He remembered that these two poems were written by Huang Zunxian of the Qing Dynasty. How did Amin poet Tang Bohu write poems in Qing Dynasty? He smiled, this pot is at best an imitation of the Republic of China. Wu Changduan took a sip of tea with a teacup. Ah, this is a graffiti cup! The shape is light and beautiful, the fetal quality is delicate and pure, the white glaze is as smooth as fat, and the color is soft, with lifelike peony and butterfly painted on it. Doucai, also called teasing and filling, is a color painting made of underglaze blue and white and glazed yellow, green, purple and alum, which must be fired twice. This craft was founded in Chenghua period of Ming Dynasty, hence the name "Chenghua Doucai Cup". Such a cup, the current market price has exceeded 200 thousand, unexpectedly, let him meet!

Wuchang said, "This pot is good. A little old. "

The old man smiled: "Of course. This is a family heirloom. It's been handed down for generations, and I don't understand it. This cup was accidentally found in the soil while digging vegetables. It looks good. You can use it to hold tea. "

Wu Chang put down his teacup and casually said, "Old man, find me a fishing rod and I'll go fishing."

The old man said, "Good."

Wu Chang barely sat under an open parasol by the pond for two hours and didn't catch any fish. His mind is always thinking about the lottery cup.

Near noon, he returned to the hall.

He said to the old man, "Give me 20 Jin of fish with a net. My wife will laugh if you leave empty-handed. "

The old man is busy arranging people to go fishing.

"Sir, you drink tea."

"Thank you. Old man, I like this pot very much. Are you willing to give it away? "

"Ancestral things are reluctant."

"I'm willing to pay a high price, please make a price!"

The old man seemed to be moved, hesitated for a long time, and then said, "Not less than1.2000!"

Wu Chang almost cried out, "soil old hair, this pot is imitation of the Republic of China. The maximum value is 2000 yuan! " But he didn't shout it out, pretending to be in pain and saying, "It's too high, too high, 80 thousand!" " "

"Do you really want,100,000, and you can't be less."

Wu Chang gritted his teeth and said, "100 thousand is 100 thousand, but you have to take this small cup and let me have tea with the couple in the morning and evening."

The old man said, "Anyway, this cup was picked up for nothing. Take it away if you like. "

Wu Chang quickly took out a check from his underwear pocket, signed it and handed it to the old man. I spent another 20 Jin on fish.

Wu happily drove back to the city. Today's omission should be the most brilliant stroke in his history of playing porcelain. A diversion from east to west, sneaking into Chencang, is wonderful.

He didn't want to tell anyone in the city, including Yuan Qing. Half a month later, he went directly to the museum in the provincial capital and asked his friends to find a porcelain expert. He didn't expect that "Chenghua Doucai Cup" is an imitation of today, only worth tens of dollars!

Wu Chang is silly. Who seduced him? Is that an old man? Or is there someone behind the old man

He later discovered that the newspaper article about Yang Jiacun Qingshan Bridge Fishery Base was written by Yuan Qing under a pseudonym. At that moment, he understood everything. When he went fishing, he actually became a caught fish.

Wu Chang was silent, but he stopped playing porcelain fishing and concentrated on running his own business. ...