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. a two-part allegorical saying
Eight-inch feet wear seven-inch shoes-don't be awkward
Myna pecks at persimmons-picking soft tricks
Eight old men's fists-three orders and five applications
Eight-dollar plasters-are stained with
eight crooked necks sitting at a table. It's hard to find a way out
Eight-level engineering skills-keep improving
Eight-level masters learn skills-until they are old, they learn that
octagonal falls into a cesspit-fragrant and smelly; It's hard to tell the smell from the smell
A turtle weighing eight and a half catties swallowed a big weight-a cruel bastard
The top scholar of eight and a half catties-the rules (turtle lifting) are not small
Eighty people carried the sedan chair-it's awesome
Eighty old men got sick with shaking their heads-not what people wanted; People can't
8-year-old people blow lights-they can't breathe; Out of breath
an 8-year-old man practices pipa-a cliche (playing)
An 8-year-old man learns boxing-the more he practices, the stronger he becomes
An 8-year-old man learns his craft-an 8-year-old man's old account-no successor
An 8-year-old man shaves-an 8-year-old man who refuses to accept his old age
A beard- The old tune
Learn to wrestle at the age of 8-fight for one's life
An actor at the age of 8 plays the role of a child-rejuvenation
Standing at the counter at the age of 8-always being good at shooting rabbits during the Eighth Five-Year Plan-it's not worth the candle
The Eight Immortals cross the sea-all show their magical powers; Slightly
The Eight Immortals Table is short of a leg-it's uneven
There are lamps on the Eight Immortals Table-it's obvious
The Eight Immortals Table is angular
The Eight Immortals King enters the palace-it's hard to invite
the bitter gourd in August-the lotus root in August-which is fresh and tender
. Old Lai Hong
Sweet-scented osmanthus blossoms in August-fragrant everywhere
cucumber shed in August-empty shelf
moon cakes on August 15th-everyone is happy; Everyone loves it; There are
edges (circles) above and below; Meet the edge (circle); Box by box
Go to the moon on August 15th-every year is the same; Fair and square
Eating New Year's dinner on August 15th-it's still early
Eating Yuanxiao on August 15th-different
Eating Zongzi on August 15th-not the right time
It's too late for Duanyang on August 15th; Late
watching the dragon lantern on August 15th-half a year late
having a baby on August 15th-just in time
delivering moon cakes on August 15th-catching up with the festival
Yun Zheyue on August 15th-disappointing
steaming rice cakes on August 15th-early (jujube)
eight-legged crabs-running rampant. Far from it; Far from it
a temple that has torn down the wall-panic
pulling weeds to attract snakes-asking for it; Self-bitterness < P > Pickled onions and sea peppers-one crop is hotter than the other < P > jointing sorghum-is getting higher and higher; Rising
Pulling radish-a phoenix with a hole
plucking hair-is not as good as a chicken
plucking a pigeon with hair-can't fly
unplugging a plug doesn't need water-stubbornly
pulling out a seedling to encourage it-eager for success
putting snot on your face socks-asking for ugliness
pouring fertilizer on it. It's no use
putting your face in the pants-hiding people
pushing people under the wall-cornered
playing with dolls as monkeys-fooling people
Old Huang Zhong on the shooting range-parting my concubine with a hundred shots
Why not; Helpless
Gua with its neck-opening is a curse
dung beetles with its white neck-has its own characteristics; Different
White cloth enters the dyeing vat-it can't be washed clearly; It's not clean
white cloth is made into a cotton-padded jacket-anyway, it's all made of Chinese cabbage
it's not delicious; Is it delicious?
Playing with a sickle in the cabbage field-distracting
Stewed tofu with cabbage-no one touches anyone's light
Stir-fried green onions with leaves-pro (green) plus pro (green)
Bai Gujing plays the bride-demonic
Bai Gujing falls-trick
Bai Gujing beauty- Not surprised
Bai Gujing met the Monkey King-showing his true colors
White crane standing in a flock of chickens-highlighting
White tiger entering the door-a disaster; When disaster strikes,
draw with boiling water-lightly (please) understate
turn the ash pole over-single-pick
ash to make osmanthus-the root is not right; No,
the treacherous court official with a white face appears-an evil face; Bad looks
White-faced wolves wear straw hats-they can't change people
White-faced wolves wear glasses-they pretend to be good people; Being a good person
A fox with a white tail tip-an old fox
A white cat drilling a pit-discrediting himself
A white-haired crow-different
The White Lady dares to fight the French sea-listless
Since the Lady overflows the golden hill-making a big fight
The White Lady meets Xu Xian-a thousand miles of marriage. Sick in my heart
daydreaming-thinking
uncovering milk skin in a white water pot-can't do it; There's no way to do it
Plaster with white water-you can't make tofu
Boiled cabbage with white water-bland and tasteless
Cooking with white water-cooking without rice
lady white snake doesn't give up Xu Xian-love is inseparable
White sugar mouth and knife heart-mouth and honey belly sword
Playing lanterns during the day-no use
Looking forward to the moon during the day- Don't think; Don't even think about
lighting a telegram during the day-reinventing the wheel
catching ghosts during the day-disappearing
The white crane has a bald tail-a fly in the ointment
a white iron axe-two sides are shiny
a gangster is painted on white paper-which can't be erased; Obviously; Guess Chu clearly; A clear
two Chu
written in black and white-black and clear; Can't be changed; Can't change it; Can't change
; No way; Can't afford it; Obviously; Clear, clear
White paper lanterns-light up at one point
scissors hanging from the pole-high talents (cutting)
All rivers return to the sea-the trend of the times
suits sold in department stores-shoes and socks sold in department stores-all have different sizes
1 kilograms of burden. Shoulder the heavy responsibility
steamed peach with 1 kilograms of flour-waste snacks
a hundred kilograms of burden can be carried on the shoulders, but one or two pens can't be lifted-a lout
a family in Baili Grassland-lonely
Bailixi (doctor of Yu State in the Spring and Autumn Period, later left phase of Qin State) recognizes his wife-a high official never forgets old feelings
. Race against time; Catch up quickly; Catch up with
a hundred-year-old pine tree, a banana in May-careless
a hundred-year-old father-in-law blows fire-old
millions of heroes go down to the south of the Yangtze River-inspiring people
a hundred feet high pole hangs a red light-red to the top
cedar rafters (chuan, zi)-rather than bend. Wrong door
New Year's greetings-say all good things
move the bodhisattva to take a bath-get worse and worse; In vain; It's a waste of time
to lift a stone and smash the grinding plate-to hit a solid stone (stone)
to lift a stone and hit the sky-to bite off more than one can chew; Not self-measured; Can't do it; Can't reach
the official in the classroom-the valet's
turtledove's nest-hanging eggs
fighting in the class-showing off the romance
the zebra's head-the head is clear
can't pull the rabbit down-unstable; Unstable
sitting on the sesame cake-someone
knocked down the gourd and spilled oil-if you don't do it, you won't stop
knocking down the nest (white mortar) to scare your mother-in-law-bitch
pulling the stove to bake your hair-and (Liao) you can't
pull your fingers to settle accounts-yes. Adventure; Dangerous; Unreliable; Unreliable
Tribulus terrestris is placed on the bench-it is unstable to sit; Can't sit still and sleep on the bench-it's difficult to turn over; Can't turn over
Playing mahjong on the bench-you can't pull it open; Can't open the scene
There is a hole in the bench-there is a hole in the board; Well-organized
chopping wood with an axe-chopping
the door-sticking to the door-one to the east and the other to the west
the loach on the board-has no place to live; Nowhere to hide
It's a sure thing-it's real; Did not run; Can't run; Can't change; There's no way to change
Knock a nail on the board-slowly and steadily hit
half a sheep's head-one-horned
half a pig's head-one-eyed
pick up a horn halfway-half an amateur who blew
-two hundred and fifty
half a brick-dumped
half a catty to eight two- Same to each other; One thing; Same as each other; No one loses
half a catty on four Liang-clouds that are stuck high
in mid-air-changeable
people who make a big fall in mid-air
people who are clever
balloons in mid-air can't get up to the sky and get down to the ground; Hanging miles
setting off firecrackers in midair-trying to (ring) high
building a house in midair-there is no place to stay; Don't leave your feet
Drive cattle in mid-air-show your feet
Scrape weeds in mid-air-satirize (wind) thorns
Hang scissors in mid-air-be talented (cut)
Ride horses in mid-air-ride clouds and fog; Showing one's hoof
Counting one's fingers in mid-air-it's high
Half pulling melon seeds-not counting individuals (benevolence)
Half basket of magpies-chirping
deserting halfway-beginning without ending
News on the way-hearsay
Losing abacus on the way-miscalculation < p Enthusiasm
A Cheng Yaojin broke out halfway-something went wrong; Caught off guard; Sudden
half a bottle of vinegar-wandering around
pouring evil water (water skiing) halfway up the mountain-indecent Guanyin halfway up the cliff-honest (stone) people
walking on a tightrope in the clouds for half a day-worrying
A bright star appears in the clouds for half a day-good luck shines high in the clouds for half a day
. No climate
Hanging your pocket in the clouds for half a day-pretending to be crazy (windy)
Looking through the books in the clouds for half a day-being high
Watching the killing in the clouds for half a day-sitting on the sidelines
Talking about the family in the clouds for half a day-talking about balloons floating in the clouds for half a day-high above; Not landing
riding a crane in the clouds for half a day-flying far away
making clothes in the clouds for half a day-being talented (cutting)
slapping in the clouds for half a day-being an expert
eating cucumbers in the middle of the night-being at a loss
crowing chickens in the middle of the night-I don't know; In the middle of the night,
calling the big girl's door-it's a bad visitor
the bed in the middle of the night-it's hot
mixing noodles in the middle of the night-fiddling with
brandishing an axe in the middle of the night-talking (chopping) a phone call
playing hide-and-seek in the middle of the night-groping; I can't touch
chatting in the middle of the night-talking nonsense
getting up in the middle of the night to get dressed-it's too early
knocking at the door in the middle of the night is not surprising-I have a clear conscience
playing the piano in the middle of the night-secretly having fun
it rains in the middle of the night-my whereabouts are unknown; I don't know where I am
Have a nightmare in the middle of the night-a false alarm; A false alarm
dreaming about eating pig's trotters in the middle of the night-thinking of good things; Good thinking
dreaming of marrying a bride in the middle of the night-thinking of good things; Nice try
Tripping and lying on the edge of the cesspool-not far from death (shit)
Dressing up as a pig and eating a tiger-just as wise as a fool
Throw your arm-quit
Blow fire with a wooden stick-don't know anything
Beat the cylinder with a wooden stick-fall apart
Use a wooden stick as a needle-thickness. Two separated
stick-flour boiled gourds-gunk coating; Confused
Cooked chicken on a stick-confused egg
Cake made in a stick-not serious material
Pearl hidden in a clam-good arranged marriage-involuntarily; Involuntarily
wash your face with a sheet (sheet)-generous
Bao Gong's sword-acting first
Bao Gong's hay cutter-denying people
Bao Gong releasing food-thinking of the poor
Bao Gong killing his nephew-treating the inside first, then treating the outside
Bao Gong's case for public trial. The six parents don't recognize
Bao Gongqi's royal relatives-the law forbids people
to wrap their feet on the plane-one step (cloth) to ascend to heaven
to wrap their feet on the cloth to produce scorpions (eggs of Ji and Zi lice)-to wrap their feet on the cloth to make a whip
Stinky
wrap the foot cloth to make a scarf-smelly
wrap the Yuanxiao to make pancakes-versatile
The steamed stuffed bun eats the bean paste-tastes the sweetness
When the steamed stuffed bun is cooked, don't uncover the pot-the steamed stuffed bun opens its mouth-the stuffing is exposed
The corn cob is worms-special (drilling). Little oil and water
peeling onions and mashing garlic-a trivial matter
peeling toad-jumping three times when he was dying
peeling ivy-naked
hail hit a cotton tree-army of one
sliced onions with a thin knife-both ends were empty; Two failures
thin knife to cut tofu-two sides polished
thin-skinned balloons-not broken
thin paper to paste the window lattice-once poked, put a big lock on the safe-foolproof
put a detonator in the safe-hidden dangers
take things from the treasure bag-handy < Jumping and jumping
holding a hen's beard-the old man in the nest
holds his stomach tight and fills his stomach-emptiness
holding a log and jumping into the river-failing (sinking)
holding a bodhisattva for a bath-scouring the gods
holding an ingot and jumping into a well-giving up his life and wealth; Love money and lay down one's life
the watermelon in your arms-it didn't run; Can't run; As sure as a gun
holding a teapot to drink water-mouth to mouth
holding a lampwick to put out the fire-getting burned; Fire
holding a rolling pin as a sheng to blow-I don't know anything
holding a child to worship heaven and earth-double happiness
holding a gourd but not opening a gourd-dead-headed
holding Coptis chinensis for business-painstaking management
holding it.
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