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. a two-part allegorical saying

Eight generations' old account-I can't tell

Eight-inch feet wear seven-inch shoes-don't be awkward

Myna pecks at persimmons-picking soft tricks

Eight old men's fists-three orders and five applications

Eight-dollar plasters-are stained with

eight crooked necks sitting at a table. It's hard to find a way out

Eight-level engineering skills-keep improving

Eight-level masters learn skills-until they are old, they learn that

octagonal falls into a cesspit-fragrant and smelly; It's hard to tell the smell from the smell

A turtle weighing eight and a half catties swallowed a big weight-a cruel bastard

The top scholar of eight and a half catties-the rules (turtle lifting) are not small

Eighty people carried the sedan chair-it's awesome

Eighty old men got sick with shaking their heads-not what people wanted; People can't

8-year-old people blow lights-they can't breathe; Out of breath

an 8-year-old man practices pipa-a cliche (playing)

An 8-year-old man learns boxing-the more he practices, the stronger he becomes

An 8-year-old man learns his craft-an 8-year-old man's old account-no successor

An 8-year-old man shaves-an 8-year-old man who refuses to accept his old age

A beard- The old tune

Learn to wrestle at the age of 8-fight for one's life

An actor at the age of 8 plays the role of a child-rejuvenation

Standing at the counter at the age of 8-always being good at shooting rabbits during the Eighth Five-Year Plan-it's not worth the candle

The Eight Immortals cross the sea-all show their magical powers; Slightly

The Eight Immortals Table is short of a leg-it's uneven

There are lamps on the Eight Immortals Table-it's obvious

The Eight Immortals Table is angular

The Eight Immortals King enters the palace-it's hard to invite

the bitter gourd in August-the lotus root in August-which is fresh and tender

. Old Lai Hong

Sweet-scented osmanthus blossoms in August-fragrant everywhere

cucumber shed in August-empty shelf

moon cakes on August 15th-everyone is happy; Everyone loves it; There are

edges (circles) above and below; Meet the edge (circle); Box by box

Go to the moon on August 15th-every year is the same; Fair and square

Eating New Year's dinner on August 15th-it's still early

Eating Yuanxiao on August 15th-different

Eating Zongzi on August 15th-not the right time

It's too late for Duanyang on August 15th; Late

watching the dragon lantern on August 15th-half a year late

having a baby on August 15th-just in time

delivering moon cakes on August 15th-catching up with the festival

Yun Zheyue on August 15th-disappointing

steaming rice cakes on August 15th-early (jujube)

eight-legged crabs-running rampant. Far from it; Far from it

a temple that has torn down the wall-panic

pulling weeds to attract snakes-asking for it; Self-bitterness < P > Pickled onions and sea peppers-one crop is hotter than the other < P > jointing sorghum-is getting higher and higher; Rising

Pulling radish-a phoenix with a hole

plucking hair-is not as good as a chicken

plucking a pigeon with hair-can't fly

unplugging a plug doesn't need water-stubbornly

pulling out a seedling to encourage it-eager for success

putting snot on your face socks-asking for ugliness

pouring fertilizer on it. It's no use

putting your face in the pants-hiding people

pushing people under the wall-cornered

playing with dolls as monkeys-fooling people

Old Huang Zhong on the shooting range-parting my concubine with a hundred shots

Why not; Helpless

Gua with its neck-opening is a curse

dung beetles with its white neck-has its own characteristics; Different

White cloth enters the dyeing vat-it can't be washed clearly; It's not clean

white cloth is made into a cotton-padded jacket-anyway, it's all made of Chinese cabbage

it's not delicious; Is it delicious?

Playing with a sickle in the cabbage field-distracting

Stewed tofu with cabbage-no one touches anyone's light

Stir-fried green onions with leaves-pro (green) plus pro (green)

Bai Gujing plays the bride-demonic

Bai Gujing falls-trick

Bai Gujing beauty- Not surprised

Bai Gujing met the Monkey King-showing his true colors

White crane standing in a flock of chickens-highlighting

White tiger entering the door-a disaster; When disaster strikes,

draw with boiling water-lightly (please) understate

turn the ash pole over-single-pick

ash to make osmanthus-the root is not right; No,

the treacherous court official with a white face appears-an evil face; Bad looks

White-faced wolves wear straw hats-they can't change people

White-faced wolves wear glasses-they pretend to be good people; Being a good person

A fox with a white tail tip-an old fox

A white cat drilling a pit-discrediting himself

A white-haired crow-different

The White Lady dares to fight the French sea-listless

Since the Lady overflows the golden hill-making a big fight

The White Lady meets Xu Xian-a thousand miles of marriage. Sick in my heart

daydreaming-thinking

uncovering milk skin in a white water pot-can't do it; There's no way to do it

Plaster with white water-you can't make tofu

Boiled cabbage with white water-bland and tasteless

Cooking with white water-cooking without rice

lady white snake doesn't give up Xu Xian-love is inseparable

White sugar mouth and knife heart-mouth and honey belly sword

Playing lanterns during the day-no use

Looking forward to the moon during the day- Don't think; Don't even think about

lighting a telegram during the day-reinventing the wheel

catching ghosts during the day-disappearing

The white crane has a bald tail-a fly in the ointment

a white iron axe-two sides are shiny

a gangster is painted on white paper-which can't be erased; Obviously; Guess Chu clearly; A clear

two Chu

written in black and white-black and clear; Can't be changed; Can't change it; Can't change

; No way; Can't afford it; Obviously; Clear, clear

White paper lanterns-light up at one point

scissors hanging from the pole-high talents (cutting)

All rivers return to the sea-the trend of the times

suits sold in department stores-shoes and socks sold in department stores-all have different sizes

1 kilograms of burden. Shoulder the heavy responsibility

steamed peach with 1 kilograms of flour-waste snacks

a hundred kilograms of burden can be carried on the shoulders, but one or two pens can't be lifted-a lout

a family in Baili Grassland-lonely

Bailixi (doctor of Yu State in the Spring and Autumn Period, later left phase of Qin State) recognizes his wife-a high official never forgets old feelings

. Race against time; Catch up quickly; Catch up with

a hundred-year-old pine tree, a banana in May-careless

a hundred-year-old father-in-law blows fire-old

millions of heroes go down to the south of the Yangtze River-inspiring people

a hundred feet high pole hangs a red light-red to the top

cedar rafters (chuan, zi)-rather than bend. Wrong door

New Year's greetings-say all good things

move the bodhisattva to take a bath-get worse and worse; In vain; It's a waste of time

to lift a stone and smash the grinding plate-to hit a solid stone (stone)

to lift a stone and hit the sky-to bite off more than one can chew; Not self-measured; Can't do it; Can't reach

the official in the classroom-the valet's

turtledove's nest-hanging eggs

fighting in the class-showing off the romance

the zebra's head-the head is clear

can't pull the rabbit down-unstable; Unstable

sitting on the sesame cake-someone

knocked down the gourd and spilled oil-if you don't do it, you won't stop

knocking down the nest (white mortar) to scare your mother-in-law-bitch

pulling the stove to bake your hair-and (Liao) you can't

pull your fingers to settle accounts-yes. Adventure; Dangerous; Unreliable; Unreliable

Tribulus terrestris is placed on the bench-it is unstable to sit; Can't sit still and sleep on the bench-it's difficult to turn over; Can't turn over

Playing mahjong on the bench-you can't pull it open; Can't open the scene

There is a hole in the bench-there is a hole in the board; Well-organized

chopping wood with an axe-chopping

the door-sticking to the door-one to the east and the other to the west

the loach on the board-has no place to live; Nowhere to hide

It's a sure thing-it's real; Did not run; Can't run; Can't change; There's no way to change

Knock a nail on the board-slowly and steadily hit

half a sheep's head-one-horned

half a pig's head-one-eyed

pick up a horn halfway-half an amateur who blew

-two hundred and fifty

half a brick-dumped

half a catty to eight two- Same to each other; One thing; Same as each other; No one loses

half a catty on four Liang-clouds that are stuck high

in mid-air-changeable

people who make a big fall in mid-air

people who are clever

balloons in mid-air can't get up to the sky and get down to the ground; Hanging miles

setting off firecrackers in midair-trying to (ring) high

building a house in midair-there is no place to stay; Don't leave your feet

Drive cattle in mid-air-show your feet

Scrape weeds in mid-air-satirize (wind) thorns

Hang scissors in mid-air-be talented (cut)

Ride horses in mid-air-ride clouds and fog; Showing one's hoof

Counting one's fingers in mid-air-it's high

Half pulling melon seeds-not counting individuals (benevolence)

Half basket of magpies-chirping

deserting halfway-beginning without ending

News on the way-hearsay

Losing abacus on the way-miscalculation < p Enthusiasm

A Cheng Yaojin broke out halfway-something went wrong; Caught off guard; Sudden

half a bottle of vinegar-wandering around

pouring evil water (water skiing) halfway up the mountain-indecent Guanyin halfway up the cliff-honest (stone) people

walking on a tightrope in the clouds for half a day-worrying

A bright star appears in the clouds for half a day-good luck shines high in the clouds for half a day

. No climate

Hanging your pocket in the clouds for half a day-pretending to be crazy (windy)

Looking through the books in the clouds for half a day-being high

Watching the killing in the clouds for half a day-sitting on the sidelines

Talking about the family in the clouds for half a day-talking about balloons floating in the clouds for half a day-high above; Not landing

riding a crane in the clouds for half a day-flying far away

making clothes in the clouds for half a day-being talented (cutting)

slapping in the clouds for half a day-being an expert

eating cucumbers in the middle of the night-being at a loss

crowing chickens in the middle of the night-I don't know; In the middle of the night,

calling the big girl's door-it's a bad visitor

the bed in the middle of the night-it's hot

mixing noodles in the middle of the night-fiddling with

brandishing an axe in the middle of the night-talking (chopping) a phone call

playing hide-and-seek in the middle of the night-groping; I can't touch

chatting in the middle of the night-talking nonsense

getting up in the middle of the night to get dressed-it's too early

knocking at the door in the middle of the night is not surprising-I have a clear conscience

playing the piano in the middle of the night-secretly having fun

it rains in the middle of the night-my whereabouts are unknown; I don't know where I am

Have a nightmare in the middle of the night-a false alarm; A false alarm

dreaming about eating pig's trotters in the middle of the night-thinking of good things; Good thinking

dreaming of marrying a bride in the middle of the night-thinking of good things; Nice try

Tripping and lying on the edge of the cesspool-not far from death (shit)

Dressing up as a pig and eating a tiger-just as wise as a fool

Throw your arm-quit

Blow fire with a wooden stick-don't know anything

Beat the cylinder with a wooden stick-fall apart

Use a wooden stick as a needle-thickness. Two separated

stick-flour boiled gourds-gunk coating; Confused

Cooked chicken on a stick-confused egg

Cake made in a stick-not serious material

Pearl hidden in a clam-good arranged marriage-involuntarily; Involuntarily

wash your face with a sheet (sheet)-generous

Bao Gong's sword-acting first

Bao Gong's hay cutter-denying people

Bao Gong releasing food-thinking of the poor

Bao Gong killing his nephew-treating the inside first, then treating the outside

Bao Gong's case for public trial. The six parents don't recognize

Bao Gongqi's royal relatives-the law forbids people

to wrap their feet on the plane-one step (cloth) to ascend to heaven

to wrap their feet on the cloth to produce scorpions (eggs of Ji and Zi lice)-to wrap their feet on the cloth to make a whip

Stinky

wrap the foot cloth to make a scarf-smelly

wrap the Yuanxiao to make pancakes-versatile

The steamed stuffed bun eats the bean paste-tastes the sweetness

When the steamed stuffed bun is cooked, don't uncover the pot-the steamed stuffed bun opens its mouth-the stuffing is exposed

The corn cob is worms-special (drilling). Little oil and water

peeling onions and mashing garlic-a trivial matter

peeling toad-jumping three times when he was dying

peeling ivy-naked

hail hit a cotton tree-army of one

sliced onions with a thin knife-both ends were empty; Two failures

thin knife to cut tofu-two sides polished

thin-skinned balloons-not broken

thin paper to paste the window lattice-once poked, put a big lock on the safe-foolproof

put a detonator in the safe-hidden dangers

take things from the treasure bag-handy < Jumping and jumping

holding a hen's beard-the old man in the nest

holds his stomach tight and fills his stomach-emptiness

holding a log and jumping into the river-failing (sinking)

holding a bodhisattva for a bath-scouring the gods

holding an ingot and jumping into a well-giving up his life and wealth; Love money and lay down one's life

the watermelon in your arms-it didn't run; Can't run; As sure as a gun

holding a teapot to drink water-mouth to mouth

holding a lampwick to put out the fire-getting burned; Fire

holding a rolling pin as a sheng to blow-I don't know anything

holding a child to worship heaven and earth-double happiness

holding a gourd but not opening a gourd-dead-headed

holding Coptis chinensis for business-painstaking management

holding it.