Tell a few jokes

1 Disneyland is a fascinating place. A man and his children went to play for three days. Before leaving, the daughter said "Goodbye Minnie", the son said "Goodbye Mickey" and the man said "Goodbye Dollar"

A confessor came to the church and said to the priest, "I was wrong." The priest said, "The Lord will forgive you." The man said, "I stole my bike, and now I want to give it to you." "no! You should give it to the master. " "I asked him, and he didn't want it." The priest said, "Then you can take it." After work, the priest found his bike missing.

3 Colleagues read the article and broke the sentence: In ancient China, there was a Guan Yun, who passed five passes and killed six generals.

There is a beautiful woman who works the night shift, followed by a lecherous man. The beautiful woman was very scared and happened to pass by a cemetery. The lecherous was about to start work when the beautiful woman went to a grave and said, "Dad, open the door quickly, I'm back." The man who was scared to lust ran away. The beauty smiled proudly for her cleverness, but the laughter did not fall. A gloomy voice came from the grave and said, "Daughter, why did you forget your key again?" Scared the beautiful woman to run away screaming. At this time, a grave robber climbed out of the grave and said, "It affected my work and scared you to death." Suddenly I found an old man carving a tombstone with a chisel in his hand and asked curiously, "What are you doing?" ? The old man said angrily, "These black sheep carved my tombstone wrong and asked them to change it themselves." . Hearing this, the grave robbers ran away in fear. Looking at the back of the grave robber, the old man sneered: "Stealing Lao Zi's business scared me to death." Accidentally, the chisel fell to the ground, and the old man was about to bend down to pick it up, but he saw a hand sticking out of the grass and a cold voice came: "Oh, dare to change my house number." Scared the old man to roll and climb away. A scavenger climbed out of the grass, picked up the chisel on the ground and sighed, "It takes such a great god to pick up a piece of rotten iron these days."