What are the jokes in Tianjin dialect?

Examples are as follows:

Brother, have you eaten?

Answer: Eat what you want. It’s a hot day and you can’t eat anything. How can you cut it? There are four iron rice and four steel people. It’s a panic if you don’t eat a meal. Are you looking for death?

Male: Do you tolerate (love) me?

Female:? Who can bear with you?

Male: You’ve been having trouble for a long time and you can’t bear with me? Introduce Si Ma Si'er, you suo suo.

Female: Silly, I am teasing you, I am so funny.

Male: If you don’t tolerate me, I will play tricks for the rest of my life.

Female: That’s nonsense, don’t you call me Love Saint?

Male: Well, the love saint is getting married.

"Brother, why are you going?"

I went to Nansi (city) to look for Laosi. Buy a pair of size 44 (10) shoes, 44 (try) and 4 (yes) do not match 4 (try).

The most delicious thing in the world is this rice, and the most delicious thing in the rice is this noodle. The noodles are delicious, so garlic is the best. Do you have trouble with me or with the rice?

Female: I’ll get up early tomorrow and go to our house to make arrangements for the wedding. We’ll have a meal at our house at noon. I’m here today. Goodbye.

Male: Are you going to run away before the date of introduction? I won’t leave you alone, just one kiss.

Female: What are you doing? Let the black dog see that this is not a big deal, and he will hang out with you.

Male: You are beautiful.