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A joke about watching the sea

A frog in the well goes to see the fairy tale of the sea.

Ever since the frog in the well heard the tortoise talking about the sea, the appearance of the sea appeared in his mind from time to time. It is increasingly dissatisfied with the once proud life at the bottom of the well. It is determined to come out of this dry well and see the outside world, especially to verify whether the sea is as big as the turtle said.

A little crab living with it heard that the frog at the bottom of the well was going to see the outside world, and quickly persuaded it to say, hi, hi! Old friend, don't listen to the tortoise. It moves almost as slowly as mine. Can it climb here from the sea? Don't say you want to go all the way to the seaside. Once out of this well, it is a big question whether you can save your life. Take my advice, you'd better stay in the well and live comfortably!

The frog at the bottom of the well shook his head and said, I have thought about everything you said. It's not that I don't want to live a comfortable life. Do you know what people say about me? I am complacent, enterprising, uneducated and ignorant. That Zhuangzi also turned me into an allusion, saying that I sat in the well and watched the sky, so that the world would regard me as a negative example. I don't want my descendants to be pointed at forever! Hey, why don't you come with me, be a companion along the way and take care of each other!

Please give me a break. I not only walk slowly, but also walk sideways in different ways. I'm sure that as long as I climb out of this broken well, my life will be over! Hey, hey, besides, after you left, isn't this spacious residence all mine? If you want to go, go by yourself. I don't want to die with you! Said the little crab, shaking his head like a rattle skillfully.

Well, everyone has their own ideas and can't be forced. Since you have taken a fancy to my gorgeous residence, I might as well give it to you. It's hard to say whether I will come back this time! The frog at the bottom of the well began to get busy preparing. It finally waited for a heavy rain. When the well water rose, it jumped out of the dry well where it had lived for many years.

The frog froze as soon as I came out of the wellhead. The world outside is so big. Although shrouded in the vast rain and fog, it is a far cry from the wellhead I have seen all day! No wonder some people say that I am a frog in the well, sitting in the well and watching the sky. Oh, my God! It seems that what people say is not unreasonable! Now that I'm in the well, I must look around and see how long it will take! The frog sat on the drilling platform and thought.

Suddenly, it found a distant mountain in the rain and fog, which it had never seen before. Frog thought: it must be the sea that the turtle said! It jumped off the well platform excitedly and jumped up the hill step by step.

I don't know when the rain stopped and the dark clouds in the sky disappeared without a trace. The sun smiled as if welcoming the frog. It was surprised to see everything.

Just as the well frog was struggling to jump forward, a stream blocked its way. After the rain, the stream was muddy and fast-flowing. Frogs have never seen so much water flowing so fast at the bottom of the well. He stopped stupefied by the stream and thought, is this the sea that the turtle said? No, it's a turtle. Lsquo is vast and boundless. A thousand miles can't describe its vastness, and a thousand miles can't show its depth. Legend has it that when Dayu was a king, it was nine floods for ten years and the sea was not deep; During the reign of Shang Tang, there were seven droughts in eight years, and the sea water did not decrease. & amprsquo This water is not so much and not so wide. I can see clearly over there. Then this must not be the sea. If not the sea, what is it?

While the frog at the bottom of the well was thinking about what was in front of him, several frogs playing in the water found it. They called enthusiastically and said, hi! Where are you from? Come down and play with us! There is a lot of delicious food in this water!

I, I, I come from a well. I have never seen so much water, let alone swimming. I feel dizzy standing on the shore! The frog at the bottom of the well stammered shyly

Grandma frog said with a smile, there is no shame in not being able to swim. There won't be much water in our frog house, but you should be able to swim. Don't you swim in the well?

Why is there so much water in the well? Besides, this is a well and this is the sea. It's different! Well frog's serious answer caused a burst of laughter.

Grandma frog said, Oh, I know who you are. You must be a frog sitting in a well looking at the sky. What a rare strange silly boy! This is not the sea, this is a stream! In addition, more water does not mean less water. If you don't believe me, jump down and try.

Well frog was suddenly seen through by grandma frog and blushed. But to his delight, he knew the name of this stream for the first time.

Come down, come down, we'll swim with you. The little frog in the stream warmly invited him again.

Just as the well frog hesitated, a naughty frog sneaked behind it and gave it a hard push. The frog plopped into the stream. He shouted for help when he was paddling hard. The frogs were very happy. They swam to the well frog and pulled and pushed it to the shore.

Grandma frog looked at the frog in the well in shock and asked kindly, son, you are fine in the well. Where are you going?

I want to increase my knowledge, change people's discrimination against me, and be a frog with knowledge, ability and strength. I want to see how big the sea is! Well frog completed his plan in one breath, waiting for everyone to laugh. However, no one said a word, only the stream was still flowing.

Grandma frog touched its head and said, well, you are really a good boy with ambition, but it is not easy for you to walk around. You must learn to swim in the rapids, which will help you to travel in the future. Oh, by the way, since we are going to see the sea, how can we go in the direction of that high mountain?

I don't know what a mountain is. When I saw how big it was, I thought it was the sea. I just want to see the well frog look at the direction of the mountain and say shyly.

That's not big, that's high. The brook frog shouted in front of the well frog.

You are really learned. I must be a frog as knowledgeable as you! Well frog said sincerely.

Grandma Frog looked at the well frog admiringly and said, Yes, as long as you make unremitting efforts, you will definitely realize your ideal! Come on, let me teach you how to swim in the rapids first.

A few days later, the well frog was able to swim freely in the stream. It decided to bid farewell to its friends who encouraged and helped it.

Grandma frog took her hand and said reluctantly, son, as long as you follow this stream, you can go to the sea. We have nothing to give you, but wish you a pleasant journey and realize your dream as soon as possible! As soon as I let go, the well frog drifted away with the current.

Well frog is happy to float on the water. Everything on both sides of the river is so novel to him. Green grass, tree-lined, towering peaks, vast plains, bustling cities and picturesque villages are dazzling.

Suddenly, the well frog found that the water stopped flowing. As soon as it turns around, it can't help but exclaim! The sea, I see the sea!

This is not a sea, this is a lake! A dragonfly said when he saw a well frog dancing happily on the water.

Well frog looked up at the sound and saw a guy with a round head, big eyes and a thin waist hovering overhead. He said quickly, the lake? Didn't you see the lake? I've never heard of it. You must be a deceitful bird!

Dragonfly looks at this silly frog and thinks its serious expression is cute. He said with a smile that the lake is too big to see the edge. There are many Great Lakes in China. The biggest ones are Qinghai Lake, Poyang Lake, Dongting Lake and Hongze Lake-I don't know how many. They are where the eyes can see them, and they are much bigger than this lake! Hey! By the way, I am not a bird, I am a dragonfly. Why can't you tell a bird from a dragonfly?

Seeing that the little dragonfly was harmless, the well frog told it frankly: Hey, hey, don't laugh at me. You must have heard of a frog sitting in a well looking at the sky? To tell you the truth, I am the ignorant frog. Otherwise, how could I regard the lake as the sea and you as a bird?

Well frog feels relaxed and happy for the first time. It felt the happiness brought by honesty for the first time!

Dragonfly said with a smile: Although you are a nearsighted well frog, you are honest and you won't pretend to know everything. I like you very much. Can I be your friend?

The frog was very happy and replied loudly, if you don't dislike me, of course I would like to have a friend like you.

Dragonfly asks: Good friend, where are you going?

Well frog said: I want to see how big the sea is, but I don't even know where it is. Good friend, can you teach me to fly like you? I think, if I can fly like you, I can definitely see the sea earlier!

Dragonfly said: Oh! You can't fly in the sky like me, just as I can't swim in the water. Everything in the world must have certain preconditions. You must have wings to fly. Since you have the dual ability to live on land and water, you should make full use of this ability to realize your dreams.

Dragonfly's words made this well frog gain a lot of knowledge. It said gratefully, my good friend, thank you for teaching me so much! I'm slow and I can't jump far. I think I'd better hurry and start early!

Dragonfly is reluctant to say: Oh, dear good friend, are you leaving now? Can't you play with me for two more days? Stay, we must be very happy to live here together!

thank you very much for your kindness! If I stay here, wouldn't I be a frog in the well into a frog in the lake? Then I have tried my best, but I haven't realized my ideal yet. I think I'd better hurry Time is precious to all of us. I don't want it to slip away for nothing! Well frog said firmly.

Oh, my friend, since I can't keep you, I'll tell you the way to the sea. If you follow the direction of the rising sun, you will reach the sea. Goodbye, my friend. Remember to come to my house when you come back. I will treat you well!

Well frog finally found the exit of the lake according to the direction pointed by his good friend dragonfly, and followed the way grandma Xi frog said.

Suddenly, the well frog saw many houses floating on the waterway ahead, some of which were still moving on the water. Surprised, he swam towards the house and shouted: Oh, come on, the house has been taken away by Shui Piao!

Just as the well frog shouted and swam to a house floating on the water, a beautiful little girl came out of the house.

Well frog shouted: hey, your house is floating on the water, and you still don't care. Run, or you will drown!

The little girl squatted down, looked at the well frog curiously and said, this is not a house, this is a boat! The boat is floating on the water. How come you don't even understand this? Stop shouting, people will laugh at you!

Well frog kept blinking its big protruding eyes and said, Oh, isn't this a house? This is a ship. I never knew that a boat could float on the water, let alone see such a big boat. Hehe, it's so beautiful!

Just as the well frog was about to leave, the little girl said, where are you going in such a hurry? Will you talk to me? I suffocate on this ship every day!

I'm going to see the sea that the turtle said. Ok, ok, since you have no one to say, I'll stay with you for a while! Well frog put his front paws on the side of the boat and said.

I heard that the well frog was going to see the sea, and the little girl said happily, Great, our ship is going to sea, too. Come up and take our boat. You can accompany me and chat with me all the way! The girl picked up a bucket of water and threw it down. You jump into the bucket and I'll lift you up!

Frog never dreamed that he could sit on the boat he had never seen before and watch the sea. It quickly jumped into the bucket.

Just when the little girl mentioned the well frog on the deck, a loud whistle startled it and it quickly jumped behind the little girl and hid. Soon it felt the hull shaking slightly. It plucked up the courage to look out and cried happily, Wow, why did the land on both sides retreat so quickly?

The little girl told it: it's not that our ship is retreating, but that our ship is moving forward!

Well frog thinks the world is beautiful. It greedily looked at everything outside and pestered the little girl to ask questions. When the ship is sailing, the well frog always wants to see more of the world he has never seen, and always wants to know more about the truth. Fortunately, the little girl was worried that no one would talk, so she talked tirelessly all the way until one day the little girl suddenly found that she could never talk to the well frog again.

She said shyly to the well frog, good friend, you accompanied me all the way. I can't tell you anything new now. Let's go Find a good teacher early, you can learn more knowledge.

Well frog said earnestly, little sister, you taught me countless things along the way. How can I leave you alone? If you don't hate me, please let me stay with you! The little girl is very happy.

When the sun rose that day, the well frog finally saw the magnificent sea on the horizon. It jumped up happily, bid farewell to the little girl and threw itself into the arms of the sea!