A joke caused by inaccurate language

A reporter called the Personnel Bureau, but unexpectedly called the Grain Bureau. The reporter asked: "Is this the Personnel Bureau?" One person answered "no", but the reporter was deaf and asked again. The man said loudly: "I am not from the Personnel Bureau, I am from the Grain Bureau!" " "Because I was so nervous, I said," I'm not a person, I'm a pig, and my mother is a pig! "

There is a family named Pan, and the elders in the family passed away. At the family festival, an old gentleman with a strong accent was invited to be the master of ceremonies. The obituary reads: Filial piety: Pan Genke's filial daughter-in-law: Chi's filial granddaughter: Pan Liangci's filial grandson: Pan Daoshi, but this old gentleman is blind and his pronunciation is not standard. When he called the roll according to the obituary, anyone who literally had three points of water or left the capital missed it. So I read it to him like this: "Filial piety, flipping ... and fighting ..." Filial piety felt very strange, but was afraid to ask, so it turned a somersault. Then he said, "filial daughter-in-law, it is ………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………… So the filial daughter-in-law also turned a somersault. Again: "Filial piety granddaughter, turn it over twice. Hearing this, the filial granddaughter thinks that my parents have turned over, and I want to turn over! So I turned two somersaults. At this time, Sun Xiao thought to herself, "My parents turned it over once and my sister turned it over twice. How many times should I turn it over?" "I get nervous when I think about it:" What should I do? " I saw the old man screaming loudly: "Filial piety ... handover ... to death ..."

One day when I went out, I met my aunt who was going to work by bike. My head was hot and I said hello: "Big class, aunt." . . . "I wish I could bite off my tongue.

A girl at the front desk recently had her eyebrows trimmed. She takes a look in the mirror all day, which is too fierce and a little scary. One day, she suddenly turned around and said to the table behind her, "Look, look, is my chest hair nice?" . . . (Actually, I want to say that my eyebrows are fierce.) "After serving the table, all the water sprayed out.