Short joke

Jokes are very short. I believe everyone has heard many jokes and met many humorous people in daily life, which always makes people smile. The most important thing is that people are alive and happy. Today, I have collected joke phrases, and welcome everyone to read them.

Joke short 1

First, the advantages of boyfriends can be summarized in five words: "I will choose a girlfriend."

Second, I used to be a schoolmaster, just curious about the world of dregs, went in to have a look, and then got lost.

Three, four, looking for a boyfriend, you must find someone who will be mainly, or you will lose your temper every day, or I will simply recognize you as my brother.

Fourth, in fact, I like math very much. It has no circuitous language, no English grammar, no historical and political complexity and information. Just can't do it, can't do it, can't do it.

Five, eight quit to learn from the master, eat so many vegetarian meals and didn't lose weight, indicating that vegetarians can't lose weight.

6. It is said that IQ will get lower in front of the person you like. Can't I fall in love with the math teacher?

Seven, some people say that walking and playing with a mobile phone is easy to cause a car accident, which scared me to start running.

Eight, you said that you are my friend, in fact, I know that animal friends are really people.

Nine, "invite people to dinner tonight, are you free?" "yes." "Then you are on duty for me, thank you."

Ten, a large number of defeated women have made today's Ma Yun, Ma Yun has supported thousands of courier men, and the money earned by courier men has returned to the hands of defeated women, and it has also been used to make Ma Yun!

XI。 "Guess what the parents' meeting will look like after the mid-term exam." "Give birth to a second child."

Twelve, God gave you many opportunities to get fat, and you seized it.

Thirteen, please be careful when you ask my height in the future. It is said that kissing can grow taller. Please don't make me do anything.

Fourteen, don't be dejected and despondent, look down.

Fifteen, I took a buddy from my dormitory to play at home. When I met my dad at the door, I introduced him: "This is my dad." Who knows that buddy didn't know what was going on and called out, "Dad." My dad paused, sighed, touched my head and said, "Son, you have grown up. Dad respects your decision, as long as you are happy."

Sixteen, Dayu did not enter the house for three times, and his wife sang at home every day and missed him: Dayu missed those years, and he missed those years of love.

Seventeen, if you shout "bitch" in the street, the rate of turning back is definitely higher than calling beauty!

Stop calling yourself "single dog". Dogs will die at your age.

Nineteen, life has been so difficult, some things are not exposed.

Twenty, if you are in a daze, you will be deep, and if you are not doing well, you will fall asleep.

Short joke 2 1, I want to get off work early today, but the leader won't allow me to say, "If you leave early, you will be absent from work!" "

I ha ha le: "I am."

Then he picked up a pickaxe and walked out of the mining area.

2. Lu Yu: "Excuse me, director, what scenes have you arranged for me in this film? Can you tell me? "

Director: "The highlight."

3. "There is a balance between heaven and earth!"

"You said it was a weighbridge!"

4. "Be a man with a bottom line!" Man-eating road

"What's your bottom line?"

"Eating people will spit bones."

I couldn't bear to see a beggar by the roadside, so I put 10 yuan in his bowl. At the moment I turned to leave, he stopped me: "Sir, I'll give you 2 yuan."

I'm a little surprised. He explained, "Today is the anniversary of the Beggars' Guild, and the audience is 20% off. "

6. Yan Zi sent Chu to see the King of Chu, who said, "Is there no one in your country? Want to send you? "

Yan Zi said, "The capital of China is 300 miles away, and the weather is gloomy and sweaty. How can there be no one? "

King Chu looked at him and said, "With a head like yours, you can't go to work on the subway, can you?"

7. In the early morning, before dawn, Zhang, who lives in the mountainous area, got up and called his friends to enter the mountain together.

15 km mountain road has gradually become a big burden for elderly bosses.

When the sun rose, they parted the morning fog and came to the quiet valley.

Today, they came here to try their luck, looking for a legendary unique ingredient: Tang Sanzang from the eastern land of the Tang Dynasty.

Short joke 3 1, I can't sleep when I miss you, and my heart is pounding when I miss you; I'm obsessed with your love, I love you, I'm dying!

2, men's four ideals: money falls from the sky, all the beautiful men in the world are dead, and the beautiful women are brain-dead, crying and letting me soak.

3. Crowding buses is a comprehensive sport including Sanda, yoga, judo, balance beam and other physical fitness programs.

4, I am so angry with you: with a few smelly Confucius, the pheasant smashed the gun in the nest for a while and overturned the phoenix for a while, and was ill for several years.

5. Human: I dreamed of you last night! I dragged you to the river for a walk, and you looked up and stared at me affectionately: woof woof.

6. Meeting you is unintentional, knowing you is providence, thinking about your affection, being half-hearted without seeing you, and being single-minded without seeing you!

7, smoking countless, drinking straight spit. Drive into a tree and walk slowly on the dance floor. Everyone thinks you are cool, but you can't walk when you see a beautiful woman.

8. You are the most beautiful in my eyes: the hooked nose of a toad's mouth, the eyes of a mouse with round legs, the mouth on one side of the nose, and the mouth that drools.

9. I remember that in a silent moment, you took my heart away, and since then, my people have gone with others.

10, just buy headphones for dad, and then write a receipt asking for money, just say what I want. Thank you very much

1 1, there are a thousand glasses of wine. I want to say I love you, okay? If you don't love me, please don't say it!

12, I miss you alone, where are you chic, I miss you infatuated, and you look at the text message stupidly.