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Some acquaintances, are they old friends?

1, I wish it had been like this all the time in summer. The pear blossoms bring rain for a while, and the wind comes late for a while. The air is wet and cold, as if it had hit someone's arms.

2, people's feelings, sometimes like a sweater, knitting a sweater, one stitch at a time, carefully, just pull it gently when disassembling, maybe it's just a joke, maybe it's an unintentional misunderstanding, and all feelings will never be seen again! There are not many friends, but you are in the storm; No matter how long you have been in love, it is important to be responsive.

3, a person for a long time, even like a person is so difficult.

4. Wukong met on the way to learn from the scriptures, Bajie met on the way to learn from the scriptures, Friar Sand met on the way to learn from the scriptures, and so did Bai, so if you want to meet someone who can walk with you, you must go on the road first!

5, the status quo is not so easy to change, even if you work hard enough, it is difficult to see the effect in a short time. So sometimes what you think can't be changed, or maybe it's just that you didn't see the effect for a while, not that you didn't work hard enough. It takes a long time to change, not a quick buck. Again, except for things that human beings can't change, every effort you make has a subtle influence on your life trajectory.

6. Be yourself you like better first, and then meet someone who doesn't need to please.

7. Because you are too enthusiastic, you always feel that others are too indifferent to you; Because you love someone too much, you don't love you because you think others ignore you. Pay more attention to yourself, and you will reduce a lot of melodramatic emotions.

8. Some dreams are past lives. Some acquaintances, are they old friends? Some encounters are determined by karma. There are some grudges, aren't there? Some deja vu, have you seen it? Some feelings, whether the heart is connected with rhinoceros. Some scenes, are they familiar? Some stories are the dust of their past. Obviously, everything is like a dream. The fog is heavy, but it is inseparable after all.

10, no one has ever read for the sake of reading. People can only read themselves in books, find themselves, or check themselves.

1 1, a person should not waste a day, he should at least listen to a good song, read a good poem and see a good picture. If possible, at least say a few words of understanding.

12, network encounters are mostly like two intersecting lines, which go further and further after crossing, from unfamiliar to familiar, and from familiar to unfamiliar, repeating again and again, and finally forgetting in the Wang Yang sea of the network, leaving behind bitter or sweet, or kindness or resentment. After many years, whoever remembers who said, who cares about whose joys and sorrows …

13, can enter and leave, if you leave, you can sprout and complain, if you can get together, you will never leave, and you will always be best friends.

14. One day, when I was old, someone asked me which period of my life was the happiest. Perhaps, I will not hesitate to say that it was when I was a teenager. At that time, love had not come yet, and life was carefree; The most painful things are tests and exams. I felt a lot of pressure at that time, but in retrospect, it was so small.

15, everything is quiet; Come quietly, go quietly, work quietly, harvest quietly, and avoid making noise.

16, the best learning is to reflect on the past, and the best lesson is the failure you have experienced.

17, a face of spring breeze, how many flowers have fallen. A sweet road, how many ends of the earth. You don't know my story. This is a sad myth. You don't understand my world, not just a little time difference. Honey, do you understand me? I am a silent grass, not suitable for the prosperity of this world. I am a floating cloud, and I don't worship anything.

18, don't be afraid, don't worry, after ten years, everything is just a snack we should have.

19, life disappears in time after all, but the soul can be filled in the years; The body can't escape the fate that has disappeared, but the spirit can cross the bottleneck of time and space. Resist loneliness and don't give up the pursuit; You can face the blank, but you can't lose your vision.

20. Give time to live, not life time.

QQ is very funny. Talking about mood and whether cycling is fashionable depends on whether you are really poor.

1 If two people are together every day, it is better to be apart, and distance produces beauty.

There is no truth in the game of life, only great adventure.

Hating someone needs more feelings than loving someone.

Empty talk is not based on eating.

It's good to be alive, and life is good.

6 youth is short, and confession should be made early. Our slogan is: early confession, early refusal and early peace of mind.

In fact, the most animals in the zoo are people.

It won't work, so we have to be cremated.

Seeing you, my eyes are full of surprises; The skin sticks to you, and the slippery feeling penetrates into the heart and spleen; Smelling your body fragrance, I really want to run away with you; With you, I refuse to accept red envelopes, I am upright! wind medicated oil

10 likes you because you are beautiful, but only because you are beautiful.

1 1 It is not difficult to do one thing, but it is difficult to persist; Persistence is not difficult, but the difficulty lies in persistence.

12 There is only one Bruce Lee in the world, and there are thousands of imitators. I am one of them, Li Fujun.

13 I like you not because you are beautiful, but because you are beautiful.

14 notebook is broken, put it in water; If the old one doesn't go, the new one won't come!

Ordinary people do extraordinary things, believe in yourself, and so can you.

16 There was no one before, no one after, no Bruce Lee before and no imitator after.

17 The dream is beautiful, but when you wake up, it is false.

18 winter has come, will spring come again? Summer is here, won't autumn come?

19 Cats scratch mice and mind their own business; A rabbit chasing an eagle makes trouble.

Sometimes I know I'm wrong, but I keep making mistakes, dear! This is not for you!

2 1 wow! A cow flies in the sky.

22 flowers are inserted in cow dung. Do flowers make cow dung?

Everyone creates quality and everyone enjoys quality.

Whether cycling is fashionable or not depends on whether you are really poor.

Pig's fart is extraordinary.

You told me to go away, but I won't go away.

Some idol dramas are so pure that they really have no acting skills.

You call me stupid! I am no more knowledgeable than you, because you are more stupid than me!

The tragic reason of love: if you are good, you will not give each other space, and if you hate it, you will not give each other space.

You tell me to get out, I'll get out; You called me back, I'm sorry! I'm already gone!

3 1 I knew you were not a good person as soon as I opened my eyes.

32 regret now, why at the beginning; It is better to fight for the future than to regret the past.

You tell me to die, and I die. What would you do?

Being original knows that you are a monster as soon as you cast a spell.

Are all the most fake words in history won?

1. I just want to sleep with you. I will never touch you.

2. Bus driver: There is another car behind.

3. Hotel Attendant: Your order will be ready soon.

Primary school teacher, tell me the truth, I won't tell your parents.

5. Junior high school teacher: The PE teacher has something to do in this class.

6. High school teacher: I only take one minute of your time.

7. Good classmate: I didn't do well in this exam.

8. A group of people come to play ball: none of us can.

9. Street shops: jumping off buildings for sale.

10. Before taking office, the leader said: Let me say a few words briefly.

1 1. The girl in my class said: You are my best friend, a confident friend. I will send her a message later and she will call me back. Are you okay? )

12. When I borrowed money, I said: I will pay you back as soon as I have money. As a result, you don't want him to pay it back, and you don't necessarily want him to pay it back.

13. Doctor: We have tried our best.

14. When you meet your classmates after a long separation, save their numbers: keep in touch when you are free.

15. Star: We are just ordinary friends.

16. Parents: I'll keep the lucky money for you.

17. The Seismological Bureau said: According to expert analysis, there has been no major earthquake in recent years.

It is said that girls are like this. Did you win?

First, it is said that girls still drink cold food and eat spicy food during their period.

Second, it is said that girls will buy a bunch of good books and then they will be useless?

Third, it is said that girls like sunshine, which will make people happy.

It is said that girls like to peek at the beautiful women in the class or the people they like in the class?

It is said that some girls look careless and heartless in front of others, but cry alone in private?

6. It is said that no matter who is hard or soft, there will be a specific group on Q?

It is said that some girls will die if they fall in love with others, but they refuse to admit it, but are they really willing to be nice to him?

It is said that when girls come to a new environment, the first thing they pay attention to is the most handsome boy?

Nine, it is said that girls shout to lose weight every day, and when they see delicious food, they can't help but buy it! And then all kinds of regrets?

It is said that girls are willing to change themselves for the person they like?

It is said that girls' beds are all messy?

It is said that girls like to buy cute things and just watch them?

Thirteen, it is said that all girls write good handwriting? It is said that girls will like him if they sit at the same table for a long time?

Fourteen, it is said that girls with thick legs envy small thin legs? Who cares about men and women?

Fifteen, it is said that girls will compare with their first love when looking for a partner?

Sixteen, it is said that girls are beautiful in front of strangers and show their true colors in front of acquaintances?

Seventeen, it is said that girls are the most sad time at night, will recall all kinds of things, and then be sad alone?

It is said that it will be annoying for girls not to listen to their parents' nagging, but they will love and care about their parents in their hearts, but they are not good at showing it?

It is said that girls like to take a person to accompany them when they go to the toilet at school?

Twenty, it is said that girls get together to talk about all kinds of gossip? Especially what does this boy look like? That boy.

Twenty-one, it is said that girls will enter the pretend mode in front of the person they like.

It is said that girls like a song, mostly because the lyrics feel the same way.

Twenty-three, it is said that girls will look in the mirror when they are bored in class!

It is said that girls like to cover themselves with a quilt and put a bunch of dolls beside them when they sleep. Because of security?

It is said that girls dare not walk along dark paths alone? (at night)

It is said that girls like to buy a bunch of mobile phone cases?

Twenty-seven, it is said that girls with long hair want to cut their hair short and cut all kinds of regrets. Do you want to keep it long?

It is said that girls care more about image than temperature? ! !

Twenty-nine, it is said that girls like to bite straws when drinking milk tea! ?

30. It is said that 98% of girls care whether bangs fly when they run. ! The remaining 2% is when there is no bangs or when there is a physical examination.

It is said that girls will write some sentences they like in books in classes they don't like.

It is said that girls like to flirt with the boys they like?

It is said that girls who see ugly people in books will tell their deskmates that this is you!

It is said that girls like to take selfies? Delete what looks bad?