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A traveler walked into a pet shop in Silicon Valley and browsed the caged animals on the shelves at will. Then another customer came in and said to the clerk, "I want a C monkey."

The clerk nodded, pulled a monkey out of the cage and handed the rope tied to the monkey collar to the customer: "Five thousand dollars." The customer paid the money and took the monkey away.

The traveler was stunned. He asked the clerk, "This monkey is too expensive. The average monkey is only a few hundred dollars. Is there anything special about this monkey? "

"This monkey can be programmed in C language-very fast, with strict code and no mistakes. It is really worth the money. "

The traveler saw another monkey. "This is more expensive, $ ten thousand! What can it do? "

"Oh, it's a C++ monkey. He can object-oriented programming, Visual C++ and even JAVA. Very useful. "

After a while, the traveler saw the third monkey again. The price tag on its neck was actually $50,000. He could hardly breathe: "this is more expensive than those two combined." What can it do? "

"To be honest, I don't know what he will do, but both of them call him' boss'."

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