Is there a joke that can make wood laugh?

A county magistrate with a strong accent reported: "Rabbit, shrimp, pig tail! Without pickles, pickles are too expensive! " (Comrades and villagers, pay attention! Stop talking and have a meeting now! After the county magistrate finished speaking, the host said, "Please give me sausages and pickles!" Now, please ask the flight attendant to speak! The county magistrate said, "Rabbit, the dog ate today's meal, and everyone is a turtle!" " "Comrades, that's enough for today. Let's make a big bowl! ) "No pickles, I'll pick up a lump of shit and lick it for you ..." (Don't talk, I'll tell you a story ...)