Joke Collection Website - Cold jokes - Check a joke! ?

Check a joke! ?

Version 1

Two ants were walking on the road when they suddenly saw a big pear. Type the country name (10 answers)

Answer 1:

Ant A: Hey, big pear? (Italy)

Answer 2:

Ant B: "Shh, pear." (Syria)

Answer 3:

Oh, big pear. (Australia)

Answer 4: Ant B: "Hey, move." (Spain)

Answer 5:

Ant A: "I'll do it!" (Brunei)

Answer 6:

Ant B: "Take it home." (Bulgaria)

Answer 7:

Ant A couldn't hold on any longer, so he had an idea: "Eat pears." (Kenya)

Answer 8: Ant B took a bite and said, "The pear is not tender." (Lebanon)

Answer 9:

Ant A also took a bite and said, "Noodles." (Myanmar)

Answer 10:

Ant B took another bite and said, "A pear." (Israel)

Version 2

An ant said, "Hey, big pear" (Italy)

Another ant said, "Oh, big pear" (Australia)

Hey, move it (Spain)

Try occasionally (Russia)

Housekeeping (Bulgaria)

Eat pears (Kenya)

Pear is not tender (Lebanon)

Dad, pear ~ ~ ~ (Paris) Hehe, those two ants are father and son.

Dad, take it? (Panama)

Ants are mother and son. The little ant said, Mom, come and eat (Malaysia).

The mother ant said, son, that's Madrid (damn pear)

One of them saw it and shouted, what is this?

The other said, shh. . Pear (Syria)

Nuclear rot (Netherlands), you won't know until you eat it, * *

Bite down ... feet and rot (Finland)

A female ant climbed up a pear-Hungary (chest pressed pear)

An ant snatched it and said, This is my pear (Austria).

An ant bit a pear and its tooth fell out: shit (steel fruit)-Congo

Have another bite of pear ~ ~ .................. # is poisonous ~! (impression)

The ant took a bite and found that the pear had gone bad, saying, whoops ~ ~ dry (Uganda)

A bug crawled out of a pear, and an ant said, Dad! Strangle him! (Palestine)

One ant said to another ant, Brother, this is a big pear! (Costa Rica)

One ant climbed onto the pear, and another ant cried, "Are you a pear?" (ni Zznja)

An ant took a bite, thought the pear was not crisp enough, and said, "It's flat." (Myanmar)

And pears! Hey! ? Luck (Iraq)

The ant's house is located in a tower. . . . . . . "Help me move the pears to the tower!" (Taliban)

An ant said to an ant, man, what's the matter? (Jerusalem), ant B said to ant A: dizzy, difficult! (Yunnan)

An ant climbed onto a pear, and the pear collapsed: "The pear is flat!" " ! -(Libya)