What are the witticisms in Chongqing dialect?

Chongqing dialect witticisms are as follows:

1, fat head, big ears, and a lot of body-the more you look, the more you look like a pig.

2, ten gongs-nine have you.

3, you still paint the old cucumber green-act young.

4, Lai Gebao eats cowpeas-hanging hanging

5, Jie Fangbei clock-don't let go of the old.

6. The duck died on the ridge-the mouth was hard.

7, eat peaches in the middle of the night-only to the rake.

8, the mouse into the bellows-both ends suffer from anger.

9, toothbrush hair removal-more eye-catching.

10, Paoge's house-never have diarrhea.

1 1. The cat can't open its paws when it grabs the bus.

12, baked wheat cake in Guanshengyuan-many ideas.

13, delicious street chestnut-fried and sold now.