Who knows that there is a double act called setting off firecrackers? Where can I find it?

1 Double reed "Emergency of Joy Begets Sadness"

Opening remarks: Today we will perform a double reed. Speaking of this double reed, it is very interesting. It requires one person to perform in front, and the other One person speaks lines from behind, and from a distance, it looks like one person. This requires the two people to have a very tacit understanding and cooperation in their performances, otherwise the double act will not be called a double act. Hurry up, hurry up, put on makeup, as the saying goes, a person is not beautiful until he matures, and we will see when this person becomes mature, it is better not to mature! What we bring to you next is a new work of ours called "Emergency of Joy Begets Sadness", I hope you like it!

A: The city of life is precious, but the price of love is even higher. In order to earn RMB, he is willing to become a shemale. I haven’t introduced myself yet. My surname is Zhao, and I’m nicknamed Zhao Renyao. Friends here can just call me by my nickname when they see me in the future. Ask me what my nickname is. Tell everyone to remember my nickname. Called a shemale. I am a ladyboy, I am a ladyboy, am I really a ladyboy! (Stop, stop, stop! Come out! Why did I turn into a shemale when I came out of your mouth? Am I called a shemale?

B: Sorry, never, never!

A: My surname is Zhao, and my name is Zhao Zhixiang. The media said that I have a very special appearance, with a face shaped like a slipper. Because of this, many singers sang a popular song for me that everyone liked very much, and it quickly became popular. Popular, ah! What song is so influential? It's the song "I'm Not Zhao Zhongxiang" sung by Wang Rong. Thank you! (Stop! Is this the song Wang Rong sang? She sang "I'm Not Huang Rong". , What kind of cultural level is this? It’s always been!) My job is to sell products. I have a clever way of talking and talking. The biggest feature of me is that I have a great body. , eating Paipai is delicious, and I have never been to a hospital in my life. Yesterday I went out to do sales promotions, and I spotted one. After talking for a long time, he refused to buy my product. I spent more than 300 miles with him, and finally sold him. Bottle won the first prize in the first sales sketch competition of Guangxi University of Finance and Economics. The product mentioned in the entry - Naoheijing. In order to celebrate the success of the promotion, I ate 50 salted duck eggs in one bite. Just after eating half of it, I got appendicitis. Oh, doctor! How much does it cost?

A: Don’t use that knife! The appendix is ??cut! Just come here! I'll give you my whole life!

B: How much money do you think?

A : 80 at most!

80!

A: Oh, it’s 80! You have to pay for it! It costs 80 yuan to cut off the appendix! I will call the whole family together to cut off the appendix tomorrow! Hurry up! It’s hot!

B: It’s not a blacksmith! Get ready! By the way, do you want anesthesia?

A: Oh! Why are you killing pigs? Why don’t you kill me?

You only have 80 yuan! Money! Where can I get anesthesia?

A: Why don’t you get anesthesia? If I don’t get anesthesia, it will kill me!

B: It’s 800 yuan for an injection!

A: 800! Doctor, are you taking anesthesia?

B: Imported anesthesia! !

B: Doctor, which brand of anesthetic is so powerful?

A: After using the Hanxiao Jiuquan anesthetic, it feels like death. .

B: Doctor, are there any cheaper ones?

A: There are cheap ones! The effect is not guaranteed! He wakes up as soon as he wakes up. The areas that should be numb are not numb, and the areas that shouldn’t be anesthetized are anesthetized for a long time! I will be irresponsible if it affects your physiological functions and marital life after having a baby!

A: Ah! Those who import, those doctors who import! Taking Hanxiao Jiuquan brand anesthesia is a cheap product with too many side effects! I can't carry it!

B: OK! Get a shot! Does it still hurt?

A: Oops! After all, it’s money, it’s money, it’s goods! It’s numb just because you’re shouting!

B: We’re ready to disembowel it! I want to ask for your opinion, should this scalpel still be sterilized?

A: Doctor! The knives are not sterilized!

B: The disinfection fee is 500 yuan!

A: Then no need! I brought a lighter! If you burn that knife twice on the fire, it will be the same!

B: You are a very imaginative patient! !

A: There is no way! It’s impossible to be uncanny when I encounter a doctor like you!

B: Let’s disembowel him! oops! oops! Bleeding! Oh, you are full of blood! So high! Do you want to stop the bleeding?

A: Of course we have to stop the bleeding! Why doesn't the bleeding stop, doctor?

B: Do you use hemostatic gauze or a rag?

A: Doctor! You still have a rag to stop the bleeding!

B: That hemostatic gauze costs 500 yuan!

A: Ouch! As much money as you want! Stop the bleeding first! It's going to kill me!

B: Yes! If you have this attitude, it will be easier for me! Let me stop the bleeding first! Open the wound! Find the appendix and cut it out with a knife! Congratulations! The operation was a complete success! One last question! Do you want to sew it up again?

A: Doctor, why are you planning to let me go out with my chest? If you go out, you'll attract flies