A short humorous joke story

There was a man who had a wife, and one day he married a little wife. He made an appointment with his first wife: after eating and drinking red wine, he would sleep with his first wife; Drinking white wine is sleeping with the little wife. On the first night introduced by the youngest wife, he drank white wine. The next night, he said, well, white wine tastes really good! So he drank white wine again. On the third day, he said: Wow! The more liquor you drink, the better it tastes! So he drank white wine again. On the fourth day, he added: white wine is really better than red wine! The first wife couldn't stand it anymore and said angrily, you don't drink red wine. Do you want to leave it to the guests? ! ?

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During the Warring States period, someone came to the capital of Chu and said that he would give the king the elixir of life. The guard grabbed the medicine and swallowed it. The king of Chu ordered the guards to be executed. The guard said, "The late king also asked for the elixir of life, but how did he give you the throne?" Besides, if the medicine provided was really an elixir of life, I would have taken it long ago. If it was killed by your majesty, wouldn't it prove that this is not a fairy medicine, but that the guests are fooling your majesty? If you kill me, everyone in the world will say, whoever lies to your majesty will listen to him, and your majesty killed innocent good people! " The king of Chu had to let the guards go. During the Warring States period, someone came to the capital of Chu and said that he would give the king the elixir of life. The guard grabbed the medicine and swallowed it. The king of Chu ordered the guards to be executed. The guard said, "The late king also asked for the elixir of life, but how did he give you the throne?" Besides, if the medicine provided was really an elixir of life, I would have taken it long ago. If it was killed by your majesty, wouldn't it prove that this is not a fairy medicine, but that the guests are fooling your majesty? If you kill me, everyone in the world will say, whoever lies to your majesty will listen to him, and your majesty killed innocent good people! " The king of Chu had to let the guards go.

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A man married an old lady. When he sat on the bed, he saw many wrinkles on her face and asked, "How old are you?" The woman replied, "Forty-five or six years old."

The husband said, "But your marriage certificate clearly says that you are thirty-eight. In my opinion, you are not only in your forties and fifties. You should be honest with me. " The woman replied, "Fifty-four years old."

The husband asked again and again, but the wife just insisted that she was 54 years old. After they went to bed, the husband became more uneasy. Suddenly, he had a plan and said, "I want to get up and cover the head of the salt bowl, or the mouse will steal it."

The wife smiled quickly: "That's ridiculous. I have lived for sixty-eight years, and I haven't heard that rats can steal salt. "

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Battle of Red Cliffs started, and the prologue of the ancient war was the generals of the two armies.

Zhuge Liang around Liu Bei greeted Jiang Gan of Cao Jun: "Fuck (Jiang Gan), how is your mother?" Jiang Gan heard Zhuge Liang scolding him, but he couldn't find a loophole, so he had to say, "Good!" Then go back to the array.

As soon as soldiers in Cao Jun were insulted by others, their morale dropped by 80% on the spot. When it was Cao Cao's turn to go out, Zhuge Liang said to Cao Cao, "Fuck (Cao Cao), how is your family?" Hearing this, Cao Cao was embarrassed, touched his nose and retreated to the array with a red face.

At this time, the soldiers in Cao Jun were unwilling to fight, which laid the groundwork for defeating Chibi!