Humorous jokes full of laughter.

Lead: People who love to laugh will never have too bad luck, because laughter can make people full of positive energy and let them face setbacks and go forward bravely. Here, I have collected some funny jokes to make you laugh every day.

1, Hall saw a sister in the street with a beautiful back, so he sang loudly:? Lift your veil and let me see your face.

When my sister heard this song, she immediately turned around, only to hear Hall sing at once: Sister, go forward boldly, go forward, and don't look back.

I greeted you the other day, but you rolled your eyes at me. I didn't expect you to be such a person: rolling your eyes is so beautiful.

3. People can persist for up to seven days without food, three days without water, and a while without air conditioning.

4. I am not good at talking. You are really narrow-minded if my words offend you.

I just want to leave a deep impression on the history books through my own efforts. Who ever wanted to be kicked out by the librarian? . .

Staying up late is really harmful to your health, so I suggest you stay up late.

7. When I was in college, the first thing I did when I went home was to turn on the computer to play. Now I'm working and thinking a lot. I can't have fun. I am responsible for myself. So the first thing to do when I go home recently is to turn on the air conditioner first! How hot it is!

8. The audience burst into thunderous applause and fell on my face!

9. Maybe you will meet more handsome boys, gentler boys, and boys who love you more than me, but they are certainly not as funny as me.

10, didn't eat breakfast, cooked a mung bean popsicle and drank mung bean soup. Who is smarter than me? !

1 1. I'm pregnant. When I told my sister, I didn't expect her to answer the first sentence. Ah, really? Then leave me all your sanitary napkins!

12, idiot farts in a windbreaker, it stinks. .

I immediately blocked my nose with my hand and said, who farted? It stinks. . .

At this time, the girl next to him squinted at him: I know you put it there, and your windbreaker just moved. . .

13, eat:? Aunt, what did you cook delicious? Can I have a taste?

Aunt:? I'm cooking Chinese medicine! ?

Eat food:? Then I'll take a sip. ?

Aunt:

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