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1. Some people say that Hechi, the second largest city in Guangxi, is the most embarrassing city. With such a vast area and such rich resources, it is difficult to develop. I believe that if Hechi City is divided into two and new prefecture-level Hechi City and prefecture-level Yizhou City are established, the development may be better.
2. So, will Hechi really split into two and establish new prefecture-level Hechi City and prefecture-level Yizhou City? Let's have a brief discussion today.
1. At the beginning of the establishment of prefecture-level Hechi City, it was named after the dispute between prefecture-level Hechi City and prefecture-level Yizhou City.
1. The predecessor of today's prefecture-level Hechi City has always been equivalent to the administrative division of "prefecture-level city"
(1) Ancient Hechi City, a prefecture-level city, has always been the state, the government and our ambassador, that is, Yizhou in the Northern Song Dynasty; Qingyuan Prefecture in Southern Song Dynasty; Yuan dynasty Qingyuan Anfu department, Qingyuan Road General Political Department, Qingyuan Nandanxi Cave and other military and civilian appeasement departments; Qingyuan Prefecture in Ming Dynasty; Qingyuan prefecture in Qing Dynasty;
(2) Today's prefecture-level Hechi City, during the Republic of China, were Yishan Mintuan District and Tenth Administrative Supervision District respectively;
(3) Today's prefecture-level Hechi City is divided into Qingyuan District, Yishan District, Hechi District and Hechi District in modern times.
(4) It can be said that Hechi City has always been a "prefecture-level city" administrative division in ancient times, modern times and modern times.
2. Since ancient times, the name of today's prefecture-level Hechi City has always been Yizhou (Yishan) or Qingyuan.
(1) Hechi City, now a prefecture-level city, is called "Yizhou" (Yishan) in ancient and modern times.
As early as the Five Dynasties and Ten Kingdoms period, most of today's prefecture-level Hechi City belonged to Yizhou;
During the Northern Song Dynasty, Hechi City was a prefecture-level city, belonging to Yizhou.
During the Republic of China, Hechi City, a prefecture-level city, set up Yishan Mintuan District and the Tenth Administrative Supervision District successively.
In the early days of the founding of People's Republic of China (PRC), 1950, today's prefecture-level Hechi city is Yi Shan area (just called Qingyuan area).
(2) Hechi City, today's prefecture-level city, is called "Qingyuan" in ancient and modern times.
During the Southern Song Dynasty, Yizhou was once the secluded house of the emperor who lived alone, and was later promoted to qingyuan prefecture.
At the beginning of 1276 Yuan, qingyuan prefecture was renamed Qingyuan Anfu Department;
From the early Yuan Dynasty to 1279, Qingyuan Anfu Department was changed to Qingyuan Road Governor's Office;
From Yuan Dynasty to A.D. 1297, the General Political Department of Qingyuan Road was changed to the military and civilian appeasement office of Nandanxi Cave in Qingyuan.
In the Ming Dynasty, Qingyuan Prefecture was located in Hechi City, a prefecture-level city. Soon changed to Qingyuan Nandan military and civilian comfort station;
In the Qing Dynasty, Qingyuan Prefecture was located in Hechi City, a prefecture-level city.
At the beginning of the founding of the People's Republic of China, 1950, today's prefecture-level Hechi City is Qingyuan area (later changed to Yishan area).
3. At the beginning of the establishment of modern prefecture-level Hechi City, the most popular name was Yizhou City, but in the end it became Hechi City.
(1)19651May 8, the original "Yishan Zone" (merged with Liuzhou Zone to form a new Yishan Zone) was moved to Liuzhou and renamed as "Liuzhou Zone". The State Council needs to re-establish a special zone in the old "Yishan Special Zone" area (today's Hechi City area). The new area was originally called "Yizhou District" or "Yishan District", but in order to distinguish the old and new "Yishan District". Therefore, the new area is called "Hechi Area", and its office has been moved from Yishan County (now Yizhou District) to Jin Chengjiang Town, Hechi County (now Jin Chengjiang Sub-district Office, Jinchengjiang District, Hechi City).
(2) Around 2000, the whole country set off a wave of changing areas into prefecture-level cities, and it is imperative to change Hechi area into prefecture-level cities. At that time, the new prefecture-level city was named "Yizhou City" (prefecture-level city), and the "Yishan District" of that year had been changed to the prefecture-level Liuzhou City (Yishan District-Liuzhou District-Liuzhou City) without name conflict. Although the new prefecture-level city is called Yizhou (prefecture-level city), the new prefecture-level city is still called Hechi (prefecture-level city): on June 18, 2002, the state abolished the original Hechi area and established a new prefecture-level Hechi city.
(3) In fact, from a historical point of view, the names of new prefecture-level cities are Yizhou or Qingyuan, both of which inherit history and culture and conform to the historical trend. However, the new prefecture-level city is named Hechi City, which naturally has its reasons and development needs.
At that time, it was named Hechi City, which was more conducive to the development of the city.
2. Hechi Municipal Government, located in Jinchengjiang District and Yizhou District.
1. Since the establishment of Hechi Zone, the resident of Hechi has been moved from Yishan County (now Yizhou District) to Hechi County (now Jinchengjiang District).
(1) 1965 When the Hechi Special Zone was established, the administrative office was moved from Yishan County (now Yizhou District) to Hechi County (now Jinchengjiang District).
(2) On June 18, 2002, the state transferred Hechi area and established a new prefecture-level Hechi city. The new prefecture-level Hechi City is still located in Jinchengjiang District. Even though the call for the new prefecture-level city to move back to Yizhou (now Yizhou District) was very high, it was reasonable that the new prefecture-level city was still in Jinchengjiang District.
2. The resident of Hechi Municipal Government finally moved back to Yishan (now Yizhou District).
(1) 20161214. The people of Yizhou ushered in a great change. the State Council agreed to cancel Yizhou City at the county level and set up Yizhou District in Hechi City.
(2) At the same time, the people of Hechi City have also ushered in major changes. The State Council agreed to move the resident of Hechi Municipal Government from the former Jinchengjiang District to the newly established Yizhou District.
(3) In 5 1 year, Yishan (now Yizhou District) regained its position as the political center (administrative office) in Hechi area. For a time, it can be said that a stone stirred up a thousand waves and caused great repercussions.
3. The distance between Jinchengjiang District and Yizhou District in Hechi City is too far, and it takes a lot of time to go back and forth.
1. The distance between Jinchengjiang District and Yizhou District is 60km, and the driving distance is 78km.
(1) If outsiders hear that the only two urban areas under Hechi City are 78 kilometers apart, they may think that Hechi City is a big city with such a large urban area. In fact, only local people know, otherwise, it is not as big as the urban area, and the two urban areas are as far away.
(2) The straight line distance between Jinchengjiang District and Yizhou District is about 60 kilometers, and the driving distance is about 78 kilometers. This is not the only distance between two districts in a prefecture-level city, but more like the normal distance between two prefecture-level cities.
(3) Zhanjiang City and Maoming City, Guangdong Province, which are connected with Guangxi, Maonan District of Maoming is only 78km away from Zhanjiang xiashan district, and the distance between cities in the Pearl River Delta is even closer.
2. It takes a lot of time to go back and forth from the lower counties of Hechi City to Jinchengjiang District and Yizhou District.
(1) Time from subordinate counties of Hechi City to Jinchengjiang District
Nandan County is about 86 kilometers away from Jinchengjiang District; Tiane County to Jinchengjiang District is about148km; Donglan to Jinchengjiang District is about 98 kilometers; Bama County to Jinchengjiang District is about155km; Fengshan County to Jinchengjiang District is about141km; Dahua County to Jinchengjiang District is about 136 km; About 95 kilometers from Du 'an County to Jinchengjiang District; It is about 33 kilometers from Huanjiang County to Jinchengjiang District; Luocheng County to Jinchengjiang District is about123km;
(2) Time from counties in Hechi City to Yizhou District
Nandan County to Yizhou District is about162km; Tiane County is about 223 kilometers away from Yizhou District; Donglan to Yizhou District is about174km; Bama County to Yizhou District is about 23 1 km; Fengshan County to Yizhou District is about 217km; Dahua County to Yizhou District is about178km; It is about 146 km from Du 'an County to Yizhou District; It is about 64 kilometers from Huanjiang County to Yizhou District; It is about 47 kilometers from Luocheng County to Yizhou District;
(3) Combined with the map of Hechi City, according to the time from subordinate counties of Hechi City to Jinchengjiang District and Yizhou District. When the resident of Hechi Municipal Government was in Jin Chengjiang, the counties in the east of Hechi City were far away from Jinchengjiang District. After the resident of Hechi municipal government moved to Yizhou District, the counties in the west of Hechi City have been far away from Jinchengjiang District, and now the distance to Yizhou District is even farther (an increase of 78 kilometers).
Four, Hechi City counties to Jinchengjiang District, Yizhou District, back and forth is very tossing.
1. Hechi municipal government moved to Yizhou District, but not all government departments, units, companies and enterprises moved.
(1) 20161214, the state issued a document, and the Hechi municipal government moved to the newly established Yizhou District. However, it has been about three years now. It is said that the Hechi municipal government moved to the newly established Yizhou District, but some office areas remained in Jinchengjiang District.
(2) And so many departments and units have not all moved to Yizhou District, so it is unrealistic to move institutions as a whole. There must be some who moved to Yizhou District and some who stayed in Jinchengjiang District. Not to mention that most of the companies and enterprises that were originally developed in Jinchengjiang District have definitely stayed in Jinchengjiang District.
2. Counties in Hechi City go to Jinchengjiang District and Yizhou District to handle affairs, and it is very tossing back and forth.
(1) Actually, let alone outsiders, as locals, they all feel that it is much more troublesome to handle affairs than before. For example, in the past, all counties in the west of Hechi City needed to go to Jin Chengjiang for business, but now they need to go further to Yizhou District. This is not over. Some units, departments, companies and enterprises are still working in Jinchengjiang District, and need to run back to Jinchengjiang District to continue to handle it.
(2) The same is true for working in Yizhou District. If some units, departments, companies and enterprises need to handle business, they have not moved to Yizhou District of Jinchengjiang District. Then I will go to Jinchengjiang District again.
Outside Hechi, the cognition of Hechi city is unclear, ambiguous and chaotic.
1. The application of Hechi city name in peacetime
(1) The name of the railway station in Hechi City is Jinchengjiang Station, not Hechi Station. Many foreigners have the experience of buying train tickets but not "Hechi Station". Now there is another Yizhou District. When you said you were going to Hechi, the conductor at the railway station asked you whether you were going to Jin Chengjiang or Yizhou, and you were even more confused.
(2) The bus to Hechi City is called "Jin Chengjiang" instead of "Hechi", and now there is another Yizhou District. Foreigners want to go to Hechi by car, but they can't find a car at all, because people don't have a car to Hechi at all, but go to Jin Chengjiang and Yizhou by car. The distance between the two places is 78 kilometers. As a foreigner, would you believe that this is the same city? You will definitely ask the conductor if he sold the wrong ticket!
(3) Many people outside Hechi think that Hechi is Hechi and Jin Chengjiang is Jin Chengjiang. Or Hechi is Hechi and Yizhou is Yizhou. To tell the truth, local people will be confused by this relationship. Outsiders ask you how to get to Hechi, Jin Chengjiang. Did you tell him to go to Hechi Town, Jin Chengjiang Street Office or Yizhou District? Maybe people just go to Hechi city government! What did you say?/Sorry?
2. The place names of Hechi are chaotic, and the location of the municipal government is different from that of the district.
(1) There used to be a joke: the Guangzhou boss who wanted to travel to Hechi, Guangxi, could not buy a train ticket to Hechi, and was told that Hechi was Jin Chengjiang and Jin Chengjiang was Hechi; I got off the train station and took a taxi to Hechi, but I was pulled to Hechi Town. I wanted to go to Hechi municipal government, but I was directed to Yizhou District. The government department of the municipal government you are looking for is still working in Jinchengjiang District; Finally, the boss in Guangzhou was scared away.
(2) This joke highlights a serious problem: the name is confusing, and there is no duplicate name between the location of the municipal government and the district where it is located. The names of other prefecture-level cities and municipal governments in Guangxi are the same or the same as their districts, otherwise it may bring a lot of inconvenience to the work.
(3) Since Hechi City is called Hechi City, the government residence is called a similar "Hechi District", except that there is a "Hechi Town" instead of "Hechi District"; Or because the government residence is called "Jinchengjiang District" and the city name is similar to "Jin Chengjiang City"; Now the resident of the municipal government has moved to Yizhou District, and the city name is similar to Yizhou City, which is justified and will not be confused.
6. Hechi City has the prerequisite of being divided into two parts, which are divided into new prefecture-level Hechi City and prefecture-level Yizhou City.
1. Hechi City is the second largest region in Guangxi, which is divided into two parts and divided into a new prefecture-level city, more than Zhuo Zhuo.
(1) The four largest prefecture-level cities in Guangxi are: Baise, with an area of 36,300 square kilometers; Hechi City, 33,500 square kilometers; Guilin is 27,800 square kilometers; Nanning is 22,800 square kilometers;
(2) The smallest four prefecture-level cities in Guangxi are Beihai, with an area of 3,300 square kilometers; Fangchenggang is 0.62 million square kilometers; Guigang 1.06 million square kilometers; Qinzhou 1.08 million square kilometers;
(3) So in terms of area, Hechi, the second largest city in Guangxi, is more than Zhuo Zhuo even if it is divided into two new prefecture-level cities. It is not obvious to split two new prefecture-level cities. The prefecture-level cities adjacent to Guangdong are smaller, but they are developing well.
2. Guangxi needs to increase the number of prefecture-level cities.
(1) Guangxi is the second largest provincial administrative division (237,600 square kilometers) among neighboring provinces, second only to Yunnan Province, but the number of prefecture-level cities is only 14. Adjacent Guangdong Province (179700 square kilometers) is much smaller than Guangxi, but there are as many as 2 1 prefecture-level cities under its jurisdiction.
(2) Therefore, whether from the current number of prefecture-level cities in Guangxi, or from the current and future development of Guangxi, it is necessary to increase the number of prefecture-level cities in Guangxi.
3. The number of counties and districts under the jurisdiction of Hechi City can meet the requirements of splitting into two and splitting into new prefecture-level cities.
(1) At present, there are 1 1 counties in Hechi City, namely Yizhou District, Jinchengjiang District, Nandan County, Tiane County, donglan County, Bama County, Fengshan County, Dahua County, Du 'an County, Huanjiang County and Luocheng County.
(2) If Hechi City is really split into two and divided into new prefecture-level cities, according to the usual practice, the new prefecture-level cities can be split from the original municipal districts into new urban areas. Then the newly split two prefecture-level cities, a total of 13 counties (4 districts and 9 counties). A prefecture-level city has an average of 5 to 6 counties and districts, just right, neither more nor less.
Seven, Hechi City is divided into two, and the voice of splitting into new prefecture-level Hechi City and prefecture-level Yizhou City is very high.
1. Before Hechi City, many things were called "Yizhou" and "Yishan".
(1) Today, Hechi area is called "Yizhou" and Qingyuan, not Hechi or Jin Chengjiang;
(2) Before Hechi area, today Hechi area has been called Yishan area;
(3) The original site of the First People's Hospital of Hechi City is in Yizhou;
(4) The predecessor of Hechi Senior High School is also called Yishan Senior High School in Hechi area;
(5) Hechi University, the highest institution in Hechi, was also in Yizhou;
(6) The predecessor of Hechi Health School, the former Hechi Agricultural School is also in Yizhou; Wait a minute.
2. Call for dividing Hechi City into two parts and dividing it into new prefecture-level Hechi City and prefecture-level Yizhou City.
(1) The call for Hechi City to be divided into two new prefecture-level Hechi City and prefecture-level Yizhou City has been very high in modern times, and it has often caused heated discussions among people from all walks of life.
(2) Based on the existing two political centers, economic centers and cultural centers in Hechi City: Yizhou District and Jinchengjiang District, consider building two new prefecture-level cities: Hechi City and Yizhou City.
(3) The new prefecture-level Hechi City is still dominated by Jinchengjiang District, and at the same time, a new urban area, Hechi District, is split up to govern the western counties of Hechi City;
(4) Yizhou, a new prefecture-level city, is still dominated by Yizhou District, and at the same time, a new urban area, Qingyuan District, is split up to govern the eastern counties of Hechi City;
Eight. Hechi City is divided into two parts, namely, new prefecture-level Hechi City and prefecture-level Yizhou City.
1. It can gather the strength of the whole western Hechi and develop a new prefecture-level Hechi city on the basis of Jin Chengjiang.
(1) Jinchengjiang District, once a political center, an economic center and a cultural center, has gained a certain scale, strength and advantages after decades of development. It is a pity to give up the strategy transfer to the new Yizhou district, and it is also a kind of duplication and waste of resources.
(2) If we can gather the strength of the whole western Hechi, give full play to the foundation, strength and advantages of Jinchengjiang District, and make good use of the advantages of the Southwest Corridor, we will vigorously develop a new prefecture-level Hechi city based on Jin Chengjiang. Then the results and achievements, the future of the new prefecture-level Hechi city, will be another scene.
2. Be able to gather the strength of the whole eastern Hechi, develop Yizhou, and develop a new prefecture-level city on the basis of Yizhou.
(1) As the historical state and seat of Hechi, Yizhou District has a profound historical and cultural heritage and won the support and recognition of the people.
(2) The modern economy of Yizhou District has developed rapidly, and agriculture, industry, commerce, clothing and other industries have developed well. It is equivalent to the economic base and level of Jinchengjiang District, and the gap is not big. Moreover, the economic potential of Yizhou District is greater, the industrial development of various industries is more balanced, and the economic development is particularly rapid.
(3) As the new political center, economic center and cultural center of Hechi City, its development is also full of opportunities, vitality and vigor.
(4) If we can gather the strength of the whole eastern Hechi, give full play to the cultural advantages, industrial base and economic strength of Yizhou District, vigorously develop Yizhou City and develop new prefecture-level cities on the basis of Yizhou City. Then the development and future of Yizhou, a new prefecture-level city, is foreseeable, very bright and promising.
3. Yizhou District and Jinchengjiang District of Hechi City are two political centers, economic centers and cultural centers, which can concentrate on development.
(1) If Hechi City is divided into two parts, it will be divided into new prefecture-level Hechi City and prefecture-level Yizhou City. Then Hechi City, a new prefecture-level city based on Jinchengjiang District and supported by the west of Hechi City today, can develop with no distractions and peace of mind.
(2) Yizhou, a new prefecture-level city based on Yizhou District and supported by the east of Hechi City, can also develop with no distractions and peace of mind;
(3) The power of centralization and centralization is enormous, and the effect of centralized development is also enormous. In the future, Hechi City and Yizhou City, two new prefecture-level cities, will be full of flowers.
Nine. Hechi City is divided into two parts, namely, new prefecture-level Hechi City and prefecture-level Yizhou City.
1. Jinchengjiang District has built a relatively complete infrastructure and various supporting resources. Once Yizhou establishes a new prefecture-level city, it needs to be rebuilt.
(1) Jinchengjiang District, once the political center, economic center and cultural center of Hechi City, lasted for decades. The urban construction, infrastructure construction, traffic roads, landscaping and other facilities in Jinchengjiang District are well built. Medical care, health, education, entertainment, old-age care, leisure and other supporting resources have also been well built. However, many newly established prefecture-level Yizhou cities need to be rebuilt.
(2) Now the airport, high-speed railway station and expressway have been built in Jinchengjiang District, which is very convenient whether it is going north to Guizhou, southwest or south to Nanning and Beibu Gulf. The newly established prefecture-level Yizhou city needs to be reopened. At least high-speed rail, expressways and ordinary highways from Yizhou to Nanning, Liuzhou, Jin Chengjiang and Guizhou should be opened for construction.
2. Newly established prefecture-level cities need a new set of management institutions at all levels and departments. This is a common-sense routine that all readers understand, so I won't explain it one by one.
3. Yizhou, a new prefecture-level city, has relatively closed traffic and deviates from the transportation hub.
(1) Guinan high-speed railway and Xia Kun high-speed railway are only Yizhou;
(2) Stay away from Bai He Expressway and Shuinan Expressway and go to Baise and Nanning.
(3) It doesn't have its own airport, which is far from Hechi Airport in Jinchengjiang District;
(4) Generally speaking, except for the neighboring Liuzhou, the traffic development between Yizhou and its surrounding areas is relatively backward. Wait a minute.
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