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Make sentences with lies (about 30)

In broad daylight 1

Lie with your eyes open

What a cheeky * *!

It's strange that he can lie with his eyes open when the facts are in front of him!

He doesn't need to make up lies: the truth will always come out!

April fool's day should be spent like this: make up some lies, say some crazy things, brag some big words, mix some lies, add some empty words, say some nonsense, make some jokes, say some nonsense, and finally come up with a cliche: Happy April fool's day!

During the visit, she did not forget to thank her family for their support, except for counting Edison Chen's crying cats and mice and telling lies with her eyes wide open.

You seem to have the ability to lie with your eyes open.

I said it was nonsense, thinking that there was no such fact, which was pure fabrication.

If he says they will repair your car for free, he must be lying.

You (Pan Xiaogang) also use your head to make up lies. If you make up a big lie, I will not be able to go out for three months. Chi Haidong?

10 There are too many people lying with their eyes open now, and more people can fight for the chance to lie.

1 1 The interrogators in China exposed their lies, and the subsequent interrogation became more violent and confrontational.

12 He said that he had never seen her, which was a lie. They have known each other for several years.

13 This is a complete lie with your eyes open.

Its vicious intention is to try to prove that three years of economic difficulties are not natural disasters.

This is a "man-made disaster".

13 happy sentences!

Go up every day, zaojv!

14 Lin thought at the window that the old monk grandpa was really talking nonsense with his eyes open.

15 article says

Stubbornness means never admitting mistakes.

ridiculous

There is also a little provocative meaning of "see what you do with me"

This requires extreme rhetoric.

Extra thick skin

Add a little habit of cheating.

16 that day in the princess's ward

This Pan Renmei is full of crap.

Making up lies is not demeaning.

A romantic adventure

Nonsense every day.

Who knows the taste?

18 This is also the first time since the "nonsense" storm at the G20 summit in Cannes.

Sarkozy publicly "showed good" to Netanyahu for the first time.

19 lying with your eyes open

The truth cannot be sealed.

Sahaf said: There are no American troops in Baghdad.

This man is full of lies.

How can you be a witness?

If the two of them pass. line

So what?

2 1 Regardless of the consequences, just tell some lies.

I took over this girl for no reason.

Really a lot!

Wife: Tell me about my advantages. Husband: gentle, kind, sexy, beautiful, smart, wise ... wife lamented: I am so excellent, how can I have a crush on you. Husband: Because I don't blush when I lie.

Miss Katie, I'm going to knock this lock down with a stone: don't listen to that dirty lie.

Clear water means no fish.

Tell the truth.

The online community has a high tolerance for plagiarism.

But even if this kind of thing is relaxed to a certain extent,

Be tolerant.

Doesn't mean we should lie with our eyes open.

The messenger of the mercenary group mentioned above mentioned his purpose.

They don't want to see Defarge.

Although this excuse will not be believed by the dead.

But the messenger lay with his eyes open.

Lies are not as beneficial to pollination as lying flowers.

Lying is something that everyone hates.

In particular, parents are always afraid that their children will lie.

When you grow up, you will become a "lying basket"

Another man came to propose, and then he caught her, but the man put her in his arms and lied before her bright red marriage certificate. She is my woman.

Sitting across the table is fine.

If there is no empty table

Want to play together, sit at a table

I'm sorry

Someone will open their eyes and lie: this seat is taken.

Put aside these things and talk about the achievements of opposing "four winds" and changing the style of work.

Nothing more than an idiot talking in his sleep and lying with his eyes open.

It will only lead to public censure.

It's over at 30! Fool! More than 30 thousand years? Hundreds of thousands of rare materials. It's like a cowhide king! Lying is not afraid of the wind?