Tik Tok's hottest homophonic joke.

Tik Tok's most popular humorous jokes (I) 1. Do you know why seagulls don't bark in Europe? Because Paris seagulls are dumb.

2. Asu and Asu stayed together for a day. When Sue was eating, she spoiled: Hey, hey.

This is the back of my hand, this is my instep, and you are my baby.

Xiaoming got lost in the wild at night. On a cold night, he can only hold the tombstone to keep warm. It is a thermal monument.

5. the Monkey King's golden hoop is missing. The Monkey King asked the earth god, "Where is my golden cudgel?" "Great Sage, your golden hoop is great, because it suits your hairstyle."

6. I can't help unpacking a pack of spicy strips at home, and it's even worse when I eat it halfway. I looked at the name. It turns out that Xiangtan Lotus loves spicy food (I want to fall in love)!

7. Girls should do something bad, and then God will send you a boy when he gets angry.

8. The plane doesn't need to honk in the air, so it won't make the sound of flying objects.

9. I asked my friends in Chengdu why they love Rei Kawakubo so much. He said, "If you wear it for a long time, you will be safe." .

10. It's very hot at 36 degrees today. I bought two ice creams, one for you and one for me, and then we cooled off the heat. Did you hear that? We're through.

1 1. You don't even add my WeChat. What else do you want to say, pirates of the Caribbean?

12. Want Want Snow Cake What do you think it will become when it is hot?

13. You are looking for Ouyang Xiu.

14. Do you know how much the stars weigh? Eight grams because of Starbucks.

15. Nobody understands you. Very wronged, right? Do you think anyone understands this math problem? Wronged?

16. Do you know why Beijingers don't say homophonic terriers? Because old Beijing is not harmonious.

17. When I was eating, the power was cut off. I quickly ate two mouthfuls of rice, and suddenly the light came on. I exclaimed, is this the legendary lesbian?

18. Stir-fry chicken with porridge, and you can get a bowl of fried chicken porridge paste ~

19. If Huang Ting can't find it, go and find it-ah.

20. The small animals are eating, but the elephant is very angry. So this is the Meteorological Bureau.

Tik Tok's hottest homophonic joke (2)1. Yongqi helped the grandmother to take a bath and even rubbed out the grandmother mud.

22. The green onion asked the pepper, did you go to the hot pot restaurant today? Pepper said I didn't go, and green onion asked, then who went? Pepper said it should be garlic, right? Understand? This is garlic.

23. I said I delivered the courier in Beijing, and you said everywhere that I had a piece of land in Beijing?

24. Xiaolan always likes to talk about Conan with others. She is such a chatterbox!

25. I just ate a bad watermelon and my stomach hurts. Went to the hospital, just tasted the department.

26. "I may be a loach", "Why" and "Because I like loach"

27. You have the cheek to ask me why I am single. You said three or four. How can I not be single?

28. Once upon a time, an illiterate was walking. He suddenly became literate when he was walking. It turned out that he came to a crossroads.

29. My mother asked me to rub clothes. I said I did, did you hear me? Missed it!

30. Brothers and sisters sing. Sister: What if I forget the prelude? Brother: Sister, how dare you forget the prelude!

3 1. When I open my eyes, it lights up, and when I close my eyes, it darkens. Can I be a refrigerator?

I didn't bring my book to class today. The teacher asked me where the book was. Yes, where did I lose?

I knocked over a bottle of pills, I don't know what it is. At first glance, I really want to go out.

34. Others find buzzing annoying, but you say it's a beautiful mosquito, so I'll tickle you!

35. People who are afraid of heights can't go to the rooftop to practice their bravery every day, and people who are afraid of ghosts can't go to Guijie every day.

36. I went to buy oysters On the way home, all the oysters jumped out of the bag and got into the mud. It turns out that oysters like mud!

37. My mother looked at the menu and made it. This recipe needs to add 3-6 grams of sugar. My mother added 5 grams and is still adding. I asked my mother why she added it. My mother said it would be nice to add (at home)!

38. A duckling said to the chicken, "I like you." The chicken said to the duckling, "You don't have to squat down."

39. I am easy to get along with, but I can't get along well. Find my own reasons.

40. Ask the stone monkey when he is homesick most. At night, why? Because in the dead of night, it is a stone monkey who misses home.

Tik Tok's hottest homophonic joke (Chapter 3) 4 1. "What book did you buy?" "programming." C++ or java and Shen Congwen

42. Teacher: What is four plus one? Xiaoming: Six minus one Teacher: Why do you say that when you know the answer? Xiaoming: Because we young people don't talk about martial arts.

43. Some frogs will touch your stomach, because Conan said that all frogs have been touching your stomach.

44. If you won't kiss me, what will you kiss, Qinghai-Tibet Plateau?

45. Deer can never take pictures of rabbits. The deer made the rabbit jump. You are too short. The rabbit is anxious to cry. I am not short. I don't love it at all.

46. There is a piece of glass, and I feel a little sleepy. Then it jumped down from upstairs and said, good night, I'm broken!

47. I said I made ceramics. You said everywhere that I touched porcelain on the road?

48. During the festival, the little white rabbit said angrily to the deer: You see other girls can receive flowers, why not give them to me? The deer said piteously, because I am a sika deer.

49. Yun-peng Yue's son asked Yun-peng Yue: Dad, what do you mean by eager to try? Yun-peng Yue replied, "That's where Dad takes a bath!" !

50./kloc-When he was 0/7 years old, he caught a cicada. I thought I was catching it all summer. Who knows cicada said, "If you don't love, you just like it."

5 1. Xiao Wang doesn't know how to cross the river. After Baidu, he actually crossed the river.

52. After burning firewood all day, I asked my mother what was steaming in the pot. My mother laughed without saying a word. Finally, I couldn't help but lift the lid. The result was boring.

53. I drank a cup of super delicious milk tea today. I looked at the name. Oh, it turned out to be Woxiangni Lettie Juice.

54. Look at this. I have two erasers You don't know, do you? Why? Because you have no object (oak).

55. What about being tall? Don't you bend over and talk to me when you meet me?

56. One day, this duckling was reading a book, and another duckling said it was time to eat. Close the book quickly and make up with the good duck.

57. Even if I don't coax, what are you coaxing, Hong Shixian?

58. One day, the duckling was reading a book. Mother duck says it's time to eat. Close the book, close it, close it, make it up. Did you hear that? Did you make up?

59. Do you have a brief history of time? I have time to pick up that thing for what!

Bowls and chopsticks are good friends. It's sad that the bowl chopsticks died and said, the bowl is safe.

Tik Tok's hottest homophonic joke (Chapter 4) 6 1. Pumpkin purple potato and peanut are good friends. One day, Peanut invited them to play. Pumpkin asks peanut, who else? Peanut said, I am purple potato, and you, do you hear? I only belong to you.

62. The song that fried eggs sing for poached eggs "This is a little love song of fried eggs ~"

63. Su Shi closed the door for a while and didn't see any friends. When his family asked him why, he said, "I want to leave my Su Shi circle."

64. When you see the goddess online at night, send her a message: Are you there? Ten minutes later, the goddess replied, yes, why?

65. Do you know why Doraemon has no neck? Because the blue neck is covered with mud.

66. I am ironing clothes today, but no matter how I iron them, they will wrinkle. I said don't wrinkle, don't wrinkle, don't go.

67. The crab accidentally bumped into the loach when going out for a walk. The loach was very angry and said, "Are you blind?" The crab is very wronged and says, "No, I am a crab!" " "

68. A duckling ran fast on the mud and then fell asleep. The name of this story is Mud Sleeping Duck.

You didn't stay up all night. What are you doing up late, Ollie?

70. Do you like a lady's style or my epilepsy?

7 1. Forward this purple potato. The person you like is purple potato to you.

72. I said I was in Shenzhen Baoan. You say everywhere that I work as a security guard in Shenzhen?

73. Pangu was the first product manager in history: Tian Kai PD.

74. Embarrassed, I wore a mask and hat to buy a snack, but I was recognized: What do beautiful women eat?

75. During the Chinese New Year, Niu Wangmo made a mistake, and Princess Tiefan kept criticizing him. The Monkey King couldn't stand it anymore and said to Princess Tiefan, "Sister-in-law, do you still approve Grandpa Niu?" Princess Iron Fan paused: "Thank you."

76. Mother Cat scolded the kitten and said, "Why did you tear the mouse you caught to pieces? Is it cruel of you not to do so? " Li Qu, the kitten, said, but the mouse slices are really delicious.

77. Want pumpkin almond dew, not melon, not apricot, not dew, but Nanren.

78. Everyone is a hamburger. Why are you all stupid? I am a baby.

80. Hello, a cup of pumpkin almond dew, no melon, no apricot and no dew, and Nanren.