Are there any super funny health jokes?

A patient goes to see a doctor at a time.

"Did you consult anyone about your illness before you came here?" The doctor asked.

"Just ask the owner of the drugstore around the corner," the patient replied.

Doctors hate that people who are not doctors often give medical advice. He made no secret of this: "What bad idea did that fool give you?"

"He asked me to come to you."

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A quack killed someone else's son on the first day of business, but he lost his son to someone else in desperation. The next day, someone else's daughter died, and she lost her daughter. On the third day, as soon as I opened the door, I ran into the back room in a panic and said to my wife, "Hurry up and pack up and run away. Someone has a crush on you. "

A woman took her baby to the maternity ward.

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The doctor asked the woman: Does the baby eat breast milk or milk?

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Woman: Breastfeeding!

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Doctor: Then please take off your clothes.

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Woman: Ah! ? Why?

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Doctor: Please don't be nervous. This is obstetrics and gynecology, and it will never infringe on you.

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The woman took off her coat with a grain of salt, and the doctor touched her chest.

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Touch it, wipe it to the left, wipe it to the right.

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Say to this woman: No wonder the baby is malnourished. You don't have breast milk!

There is a silent doctor. Other doctors always ask patients questions before making a diagnosis. But he began to treat himself without waiting for the patient to speak.

The neighbor said to his wife, "Your husband is really a famous doctor. How glorious your face is! "

The lady said, "I don't know if he is a famous doctor, but he has been a veterinarian for a long time."