The teacher asked us to play a sketch about Chinese characters, which was written by ourselves. 1.2 people are in urgent need!

A long time ago, there was a father and son, both famous gentlemen. Once my son went out to visit relatives, when he was halfway there, it suddenly rained heavily. He didn't bring an umbrella, so he wrote to tell his father:

"Father, my son is on the way. When it rains heavily, others have an umbrella. I have no life (umbrella). I have a life (umbrella) to bring my life (umbrella). I have no life (umbrella) to buy my life (umbrella). "

After receiving the letter, his father quickly replied: "Son, if you can write, you can write." If you can't write, you have to bear it. If you have guests in class, I will be ashamed to death. "

Story 2

Xiaoxiao didn't study hard when he was a child. When it comes to words that are difficult to write and words that can't be written, she circles them.

One day, Xiaoxiao's uncle was ill and hospitalized. She wrote a letter to his uncle. She was going to say, "Dear old uncle, I heard that you were ill. You should take good care of yourself and never get out of bed casually. "

Xiaoxiao is kind-hearted and well-intentioned, but because he can't write a few words, he drew a circle to show it.

Her letter reads like this: "Dear old O, I heard that you have an O, you should take good care of it and don't drop it casually."

This letter was sent to the ward, and my uncle was inconvenient to move, so I asked my aunt to read it to myself. When my aunt saw several circles on the letter, she asked, "How do you pronounce circles?" My uncle said, "When you meet a circle, you can say' egg'."

So menstruation began to read: "Dear old egg, I heard that you have eggs. You should take good care of them and don't leave them anywhere. "

After this joke, Xiaoxiao began to study hard. Finally, it became a smile that everyone loved.

Story 3

Have you read the novel Xu Shui? That Li Da holds two grandfathers in his hand, which is awesome.

Story 4

There was a businessman who didn't read much, but liked to show off his words. One day, he went out on business by boat, and the boat was moored at Jiangxin Temple. He and his companions got off the boat and went to play in the temple. Suddenly he was startled and shouted, "thief, thief!" "

The people in the same trade were puzzled, but he said solemnly: "Isn't it written on the wall' Jiang Xin thief'!"

People in the same trade all smiled and said to him, "That's not a thief, that's Fu."

The businessman still shook his head again and again and said, "Money is money, but it always looks like a thief."

It must be good to string the above story into two characters.