How did Ji Xiaolan, a gifted scholar in Qing Dynasty, kiss up?

Ji Xiaolan was a great beauty in the Qing Dynasty. She was quick. As a son of heaven who likes poetry books, Gan Long is always rubbing his hands when he meets Ji Xiaolan, but every time he writes poems for Spring Festival couplets, he is slightly better.

It's not that Ji Xiaolan won't hold smelly feet. On one occasion, he gave Gan Long a difficult problem and made Gan Long give up. What are the consequences?

Emperor Qianlong likes to travel around. One spring, Emperor Qianlong left Mount Tai to play with Ji Xiaolan and others. On the way, the monarch and the minister sang poems in pairs, which was not interesting at all. The monarch and the minister entered the stack, and the attendants presented fragrant teas. Gan Long is still interested: "I still have a mystery. Who can guess? " The attendants were so complicated that they asked the son of heaven to make a mystery. Gan Long said: "When you are green, you are red, when you are afraid of floods and breezes."

As everyone on the court looked puzzled, Ji Xiaolan already knew the answer. Moreover, Ji Xiaolan also wonderfully raised his smelly feet and replied, "This is the word' autumn' of my Lord from generation to generation."

Gan Long praised: "Teacher Ji is really resourceful. Ai Qing is so mysterious, it doesn't hurt to say it for everyone to guess. "

The son of heaven raised a question, but Ji Xiaolan naturally dared not resist. After a little consideration, he made the topic: "I have a pair of Spring Festival couplets here, and the upper and lower couplets are riddles." The first part is' white is not, black is not, red and green are not, and pigs, dogs, foxes and monkeys seem to be neither livestock nor wild animals'; There are poems, words and Analects of Confucius, regardless of east, west, north and south. Although it is a short story, it is a wonderful article. "

At this moment, not only the civil and military officials were enlightened, but even the emperor Qianlong was confused. After thinking for a long time, he really didn't know the consequences, so he forced a smile and said, "Ai Qing's mystery is really ingenious, and I can't guess it."

Unexpectedly, Ji Xiaolan knelt down and congratulated: "The wisdom of adults has been guessed!" Hearing this, Gan Long suddenly realized, "So that's it!"

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