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Combination of animals with pockets
Many animals have special skills, such as bees, pigs, sheep, chickens, turtles, ants and other animals can know the weather changes.
Pigs pick grass in the morning, which means it will rain after 36 hours, and pick grass in the afternoon, which means it will rain after 20 hours. As night falls, the sheep don't want to go home, just bow their heads and eat grass. They not only ate for a long time, but also didn't like walking, which indicated that it would rain the next day. As dusk approaches, chickens don't want to put on shelves, just walk around on the ground, foraging and shaking their feathers from time to time, which indicates that it will rain soon.
Turtles can accurately predict thunderstorms in summer and late spring and early autumn. Before the rain, the water vapor in the air increased greatly, and the turtle shell with fast heat dissipation condensed into small water droplets. So the turtle's back is wet, and it will probably rain later.
Before it rained, ants were busy moving the excavated soil around the hole. The heavier the rain, the higher its nest. There is also a yellow silk ant, which rarely nests and moves before it rains. The higher it moves, the heavier the rain. Sometimes, we will see ants crawling up the tree in droves, which also indicates that it will rain soon.
Among animals, bees have the strongest ability to predict the weather. It can quickly cope with all kinds of weather changes. In the morning, I saw a large group of bees scrambling to fly out of the hive to collect honey, which indicates that today is sunny; If the bees come back to the box late at night, it means that the weather will continue to be fine the next day; In the morning, if the bees don't leave the hive, leave the hive less, or refuse to leave the hive for a long time, it will rain. During the day, if bees are found to return to the nest suddenly and enthusiastically, many bees rush into the nest, rarely or not at all, and a few bees will poke around at the door of the nest, which indicates that the weather will change suddenly. If the bee comes out of its nest to collect honey in the drizzle after continuous rain, it will tell everyone that the rainy weather will end and it will clear up. Therefore, there are proverbs such as "it will be fine when bees leave their nests", "it will be fine when bees don't work, and it will rain when it rains" and "it will be fine when bees take honey in the rain".
So, why are bees so sensitive to weather changes? It turns out that the front and rear wings of bees are very thin and easy to fly. Bees are used to flying in clear weather and high pressure. Before the rain, due to the increase of water content in the atmosphere and the low air pressure, bees are easy to get wet by tiny water droplets, gain weight, make their wings soft and heavy, slow down the flapping frequency, and have difficulty flying, so they have to stay in the hive. Sunny and windless weather can make the nectaries of flowers secrete a lot of sweet juice, emitting a strong floral fragrance, thus attracting bees.
It's a pity that we didn't visit us after we arrived in Australia. Not only because we are "the highest and farthest jumping mammal in the world", we can only jump in and not back, jumping to 4 meters at the highest and 3 meters at the farthest; Because of our strange appearance, only Australia has it.
1 170, Captain Cook came to Australia to explore and was attracted by our ancestors. He asked, "What animal is it?" The local people replied, "Kang Lu." So Kanglu became our English name. In fact, "Kanglu" means unknown in the local language!
Although we are national treasures, it's not uncommon, because every kangaroo mother has two wombs, one at her side, one in her bag and one in her belly. So our number is so large that it even affects the survival of many herbivores. Although I am so powerful now, when I was a child, I was only 2 cm long and weighed 0.5 to 0.7 grams!
Animals with Pockets Composition 3 Who are the animals in the forest smarter than? The rabbit said, "I'm the cleverest", the kangaroo said, "I'm the cleverest", and the small animals said they were the cleverest.
On this day, the kangaroo was hungry and went to the mountain to find fresh leaves to eat. On the hillside, yes! What a big forest! Every branch has new leaves. Kangaroos find a favorable position, stretch their heads and eat people with relish. At this time, the little rabbit also found here. Little Nutbrown hare thought, "Who is the cleverest in today's competition?" I have to find a way to trick the kangaroo down the mountain so that it can't eat the leaves, and I win. " Rabbit immediately said, "lovely kangaroo, I know there is a better forest beyond the mountain, and the leaves there are more tender than here!" " Shall I take you there? Kangaroo thought, "What happened to the sly rabbit today? Something's wrong. I have never shared my delicious food before. Why am I so kind today? Kangaroo said, "well, you run down first, and I'll come later." . "The little rabbit, ran down quickly in front. Run to the foot of the mountain, twist a head to see, even the shadow of a kangaroo. The little rabbit was very angry, so he ran to the mountain again and looked for kangaroos everywhere in the Woods, but he got lost. It turns out that kangaroos have eaten enough and gone home.
Children, who do you think is the cleverest? I remembered what my mother said to me: "You must not hurt anyone. Smart is wrong. In the end, you will suffer. "
Speaking of that strange guy with a big pocket on his chest, I think of my kangaroo. My family never had a puppy. Recently, my father brought back a puppy less than one month old from the company and prepared to keep it at home.
Portrait of Kangaroo This puppy looks strange! At first glance, it feels like a furry "big mouse". Its face is sharp and long, and its two big ears are almost half as big as its face. The ears are pink and tender, and you can vaguely see plum blossom spots. A pair of black "glass balls" are embedded in his face. When he thinks of something, the "glass balls" will turn around; When you do something it doesn't like, it always rolls its eyes at you and ignores you. Under your eyes is a wet black nose. When I like you, I rub it on my body Under the nose, there is a Zhang greatly's mouth. The mouth is quite big, but there are too few teeth inside. Its body is round, with a "beer belly" and four stout legs supporting it. Its body is covered with layers of fine fluff and feels soft. When the wind blows, tiny fluff will fly everywhere, making the room full of hair. Dad often laughs at: "People wear cashmere sweaters in winter, so we have to wear dog cashmere sweaters instead!" " "The most interesting thing is its tail. Hehe, it's actually a shiny "mouse tail". What a surprise!
The origin of the name its original name is "autumn hair", which I think is too tacky. I don't like it. Then I looked at the puppy as a whole, and the more I looked at it, the more I looked like it. I had a whim and named it "Kangaroo".
"Kangaroo" Life "Kangaroo" Life is very interesting. If you don't believe it, look at the following sets of shots!
Lens 1: Kangaroo's sleeping position is "extremely beautiful" and varied. When sleeping late, head to the right and sleep like a human; Sleep on your back against the wall during a nap; Sleep late and lie prone, with two ears on your head; In summer, it always tries to get into the air-conditioned room; In winter, it hides in a warm and comfortable "hut". Sometimes it sleeps, dreams and drools!
Camera 2: It's kangaroo's lunch time again! It stamped its paws, wiped its stomach, and muttered in its mouth, saying, "I'm going to eat." At this time, my mother took out a big bowl of meat and soaked rice from the kitchen and put it in front of it. At this time, it shook the tail of the "mouse" and looked satisfied. It eats standing for a while and squatting for a while. He was so tired that he just sat down to eat or lay down to chew slowly. When you are full, wag your tail to bask in the sun.
Lens 3: picky eaters "kangaroos" can eat! Just eat fish and meat, and soak rice in broth, or you won't eat it. I'm worried sick. It always eats meat and vegetables first, and then slowly eats the rest of the rice. Sometimes it doesn't, so you have to refill the meat and rice. Its daily food intake is equivalent to our rice.
Do you like my kangaroo?
The teacher came to the classroom and said, "We don't have classes today. Let's go outside and relax. " The classroom suddenly boiled!
On the happy playground, the teacher announced the rules of the game: everyone has a bag, put their feet in the bag and jump around the sign tube. In groups of six, the slow ones are eliminated.
The teacher began to select candidates, and the students scrambled to raise their hands. There are many people left in our class, all of whom are cheerleaders. Including me.
The game has started, and the cheerleading team is divided into two groups. One is a girl cheerleading team, and the other is a boy cheerleading team. The first group is Bai Haiping and Zou Yutong. "get ready! Start! " The teacher shouted. Whitehairpin danced on the stage like a ballet dancer, while Zou Yutong flapped his wings like a flightless bird. Someone in the cheerleading team shouted: "Come on Zou Yutong!" Someone shouted, "Come on, white flag!" At the moment when they bypassed the sign tube, Zou Yutong actually surpassed whitehairpin. Zou Yutong's face was filled with a bright smile, while Bai Haiping gritted his teeth. Finally, Zou Yutong won. I saw whitehairpin silently wipe a handful of tears. In the second game, Cao won and Li Zhaoyang lost. In the third game, Bai Yan won and Chen Xingrui lost. Finally, the master showdown. The faces of these three people are full of serious expressions. Some cheerleaders said, "Win in vain!" Someone said, "Cao Yanxin will win!" Some said, "Zou Yutong will win!" Three people with nervous sweat, face more and more serious.
"get ready! Start! " Tell the truth. All three people are like kangaroos. When turning the corner, a person fell down, but she could get up and continue the game. There are two people neck and neck, scrambling. At last, Bai Yan jumped to win the championship, and the students cheered.
"Rinrin Bell! Rinrin Bell! " The class began, and the students didn't want to go back to the classroom before they had had enough fun.
I can still see the bright smiles on my classmates' faces in the classroom. This game really makes me linger.
Rabbit and kangaroo are good friends.
One day, rabbits and kangaroos went out to look for food together. When they were halfway there, the kangaroo said, "I'm a little anxious." Rabbit said, "Go when it is convenient for you. I will wait for you here."
When the kangaroo came back, she saw a big pit on the ground, shining like gold. Kangaroo thought: this can be rich! The kangaroo took out the sun umbrella and jumped into the pit, just like sitting on a parachute, and landed firmly at the bottom of the pit. Looking down carefully, it turned out to be some broken glass, which was reflected like gold by the sun.
At this time, the kangaroo wanted to go up, but the pit was too deep. He jumps and jumps, but he can't stand up! The kangaroo only shouted below, "Help! Help! "
The rabbit waited for the kangaroo, but before he waited left and right, he looked for him everywhere. When he heard the shouts, he rushed over and bowed his head and asked, "Brother Kangaroo, how did you get down?"
Kangaroo said with tears, "I thought the broken glass under the pit was gold, but now I can't go up." Please help me up! " "
The rabbit found the rope, put down one end and tried to pull him up. However, the kangaroo was so heavy that it almost pulled the rabbit down. Think about it and come up with a good idea. Put one end of the rope around a big tree not far away and throw the other end into the pit. The kangaroo climbed up smoothly along the rope.
Kangaroo came up and remembered that the umbrella was still in the pit and had to go down to get it. The rabbit said, "Stay there as the price of your greed."
Kangaroo hung his head in shame. "Thank you for saving me. I shouldn't be greedy. "
The rabbit said, "It's all over, as long as you are all right."
Animals with Pockets Composition 7 Today, our school held a fun sports meeting, and the project of our grade was "Kangaroo Jumping".
The warm sunshine shines on the earth and everything is ready. Seeing that our grade is about to play a game, my heart is like fifteen buckets of water-so anxious, for fear of losing face to the whole class, my palms are sweating. In order to confirm the correct action, I repeatedly simulated the exercise and my leg cramped and jumped a few times. My hands are sore. Shake it twice. Pray silently in your heart, and improvisation must be normal.
As the starting gun rang, the grass was filled with smoke, and the cheers and beats of the students were intertwined. The head teacher tried his best to pull back the situation, but the situation was excellent-Zhu Yusheng was beating the beat intently and saw that the process was halfway through, but he staggered and saw his body rapidly leaning forward, and his hands immediately left the handle of the bag and got a "dog gnawing mud". With a sigh, he smiled awkwardly and immediately got up and ran to the end of the line.
Then, Zhang Yixiao took the stage. She quickly put on her schoolbag and moved with great strides. The shiny black ponytail swung back and forth from side to side, like a small motor, and jumped forward tirelessly. Before I came to my senses, she had successfully reached the finish line, leaving several classes far away, and other classes panicked and made mistakes frequently.
It's my turn I'm trying to calm down. I'm always uneasy. Should I try or be conservative and put safety first? At this moment, the cheers of the students rang in my ears. I decided to burn my bridges, give it a try and fight with a very strong spirit. My slapping sound, the slapping sound of my hair and the shouts of my classmates all played a symphony of victory. It seems that my efforts have not been in vain, and our class has also achieved a good ranking in the competition. I breathed a sigh of relief, as if I had unloaded a thousand pounds of burden.
This kangaroo jumping competition perfectly explains what it means to be "United as one, Mount Tai is the top". Indeed, the power of unity is enormous, and it will always benefit us a lot.
Animals with Pockets Composition 8 Because kangaroos won a prize in a competition, they became proud.
Once a tug of war, kangaroos came to join in the fun. As a result, the uncle elephant in the competition was trained. The situation is this: at first, uncle elephant pulled the rope very hard. At this time, the kangaroo saw Uncle Elephant and said, "Uncle Elephant, you are so heavy, how dare you compete?" Uncle elephant didn't refute him, but kept pulling the rope. Kangaroo saw that Uncle Elephant didn't speak, thinking that Uncle Elephant didn't dare to refute him, he said, "You are so stupid, aren't you afraid to hold everyone back?" .
Until the end of the game, Uncle Elephant ignored him. He said to the kangaroo seriously: "I am heavy, but I have strength;" I am stupid, but I won't hold you back. " Kangaroo listened and said, "Joke, you are so heavy and stupid that you won't hold everyone back, will you?" "Of course not." "So proud!" "You are proud."
Then, uncle elephant said, "I won an award myself, so proud that I said a few words to others." You really shouldn't. Kangaroo was ashamed and thought, Uncle Elephant is right. It's really wrong of him to be so proud and talk about others. So the kangaroo said to Uncle Elephant, "Sorry, Uncle Elephant. Please forgive me for saying that you are heavy and stupid. " "A good boy who corrects mistakes." Uncle elephant said with a smile.
Since then, kangaroos have become modest instead of proud.
The squirrel's house was in a mess, and everyone quickly invited Dr. Ma, an engineer. Dr. Ma picked up a pen and drew on the manuscript paper. After drawing, let everyone follow the legend on the manuscript paper. Doing it, there is not enough wood, but no one wants wood. At this time, the kangaroo brought a load of wood. When everyone saw the wood, they began to work with great interest. Of course, kangaroos also joined in.
Thanks to everyone's efforts, the house was finally repaired. Everyone says it's the kangaroo. The house can't be repaired without the wood brought by kangaroos. Kangaroo said, "This is due to everyone. Without everyone, the house can't be repaired. " "Ha ha ..." Everyone laughed.
Later, everyone especially liked kangaroos. Uncle elephant, in particular, is very kind to him. Kangaroos are also good to uncle elephant.
I have a super cute kangaroo, which my mother just bought me a few weeks ago. On receiving this gift, I was ecstatic.
Kangaroos are all white, as if wearing a white cotton-padded jacket for the winter. Kangaroos are so cute. There is a small pocket in her stomach, and there is a kangaroo in her pocket! She has bright eyes and two flesh-colored ears standing on her head. My kangaroo is different from other kangaroos because it has no beard.
The baby kangaroo in the kangaroo pocket is also very cute. Kangaroos are also white in color. Her eyes are brown. She is very proud! The kangaroo is tied with a spring rope, and the other end of the spring rope is sealed in the kangaroo's pocket. Kangaroos can come out of their pockets. If you want to keep the kangaroo in your pocket, you can pull the kangaroo and she will go in, because there is a spring rope.
I remember once, I brought my kangaroo to school. At first, I was embarrassed for fear that my classmates would laugh at me. I didn't expect my kangaroo to become the "red man" in our class. Almost all the girls passing by my seat will touch my kangaroo casually. Even Hu Dongdi, a boy in our class, asked me to give him a hand.
I have deep feelings for kangaroos, that's for sure. I sleep with my kangaroo in my arms every night. If I don't hold my kangaroo, I may not be able to sleep all night. One night at school, I missed my sister very much, so I hugged the kangaroo. Gradually, I don't miss my sister so much.
Animals with Pockets 10 The annual animal sports meeting began, and Brother Kangaroo, Sister Rabbit and Brother Tortoise all came.
The first race is a long-distance race between kangaroos and turtles. The kangaroo said to the tortoise, "I think you'd better give up. You can't compete with me." I have a huge body and long hind legs. I jump 3 meters away and 5 meters high. I can run as fast as a bird jumps. Even if you race against Bunny's sister, you will surely end in failure. The tortoise ignored him.
The game has started. Kangaroos and turtles stand on the same starting line. Instructor Xiong said, "Ready" and "Boom". The gun race started, the kangaroo ran out like an arrow, and the tortoise started slowly. In the blink of an eye, the kangaroo has run out for a long time, and the tortoise is still far behind. Kangaroo looked back at the tortoise and smiled proudly, thinking, "Even if I had enough fun here before I left, you can't compete with me."
At this time, the kangaroo saw a group of flowers playing among the flowers on the roadside. It was happy to play with butterflies. After a long time, the tortoise caught up with him, but the kangaroo was too busy playing to notice the tortoise running past him. Time passed little by little, and the tortoise kept climbing to the finish line.
After a long time, the kangaroo played enough before continuing the game. On the way to the competition, he thought, "The tortoise is too slow. It took so long to catch up." When he reached the finish line, he saw many people clapping under the podium and someone receiving the prize on the stage. He immediately ran over and squeezed into the crowd to see what was going on. It turned out that the tortoise was receiving the prize. He was very surprised. He jumped on the platform, tugged at the turtle, and came down for a while. Listen to me: On the way to the competition, Butterfly warmly invited me to play with them. I was embarrassed to refuse, which delayed the game time and made the tortoise take advantage.
Kangaroos don't blush when they lie. It happened that the butterfly was under the stage. Hearing kangaroo's words, she immediately flew to the podium and said loudly, "We are playing with peony flowers by the roadside. Come and play with us. We also ask you, aren't you playing? " You said nothing, I'll leave when I'm full, and I'm also a winner. "If you don't believe me, let's ask the peony. Kangaroo listened to the butterfly, and her face was as red as an apple. She slipped away when no one was looking.
Although the proud kangaroo has long legs that turtles can't match, and has the same jumping speed as birds, he is arrogant, arrogant and full of lies, and finally lost to the unknown, modest and prudent turtle who can persist in doing things.
Once upon a time, ducks and kangaroos were sworn enemies, and no one looked down on anyone.
Once, the duck received a "challenge book" written by kangaroo: Fat duck and stupid duck, if you think you are very powerful, meet at the "Sanmixi" in Animal Mountain at 3 pm! Let's race to see who is better! The duck decided to accept the challenge of kangaroo.
One minute passed, and at three o'clock in the afternoon, two sworn enemies came to "Sanmixi". Kangaroo said, "Let's have a competition to see who can jump over the' three meters stream'." He stepped back a few steps, then rushed forward, only to see him jump and jump over the "three-meter stream" easily. The kangaroo said to the duck on the other side, "It's your turn. Dare you jump over? " The duck shook his head pale and said, "I dare not, I dare not, I will fall to my death so high!" " Kangaroo said contemptuously, "Ha ha! I dare not, what a fool! "
They left the "Sanmixi" and came to the edge of the "Dajing Lake" which is six meters wide. The duck said, "Let's race to see who can cross the lake." Then the duck swims leisurely. Kangaroo is a little hesitant. It thinks: it seems a bit difficult to jump over; Don't jump over, you'll be laughed at by the smelly duck! Let's have a try! Thinking of this, he stepped back a dozen paces and got up the courage to rush forward. When he reached the lake, he jumped forward with all his strength. However, with a bang, the kangaroo fell heavily into the lake and became a "soup kangaroo"! The duck on the other side is laughing while covering her stomach! Kangaroos became angry from embarrassment and quarreled with ducks.
At this moment, Mr. Dog came. He saw two people quarreling, so he stepped forward to stop the fight. After asking about the situation, he said seriously: "Everyone has his own strengths and weaknesses. We must be good at seeing the advantages of others and face up to our own shortcomings, so that we can make continuous progress and make good friends! " After listening to Mr. Dog's words, both ducks and kangaroos felt very reasonable and made up. From then on, they became good friends.
Animals with pockets 12 mother kangaroo gave birth to a baby kangaroo.
This little kangaroo only knows how to play with friends all day. Go home and sleep when you are tired of playing, and do nothing.
Xiaohua said to kangaroo; "Why don't you practice running? What if someone is chasing you? "
Kangaroo squinted and said lazily; "How tired it is to practice running every day, you can't finish it."
Xiaohua asked; "What would you do if you met the enemy in the future? How will you live when you grow up? "
Kangaroo said; "My parents run very fast. If the enemy comes, they will be safe as long as they are in the bag. "
This was heard by mother kangaroo. He said to the kangaroo; "Son, can you and my father for a lifetime? What will you do if one day we are all gone? So you must have your own life skills. "
Kangaroo listened to her mother's words and now began to practice hard. Now he runs far and fast. Xiaohua said to kangaroo; "You are a real kangaroo now."
The heavy rain finally stopped, the sun came out and a rainbow appeared on the horizon. How fresh the air is. Kangaroos want to get some air. His mother told him to pay attention to safety and obey the traffic rules. Kangaroo promised well, but he thought to himself, Mom is really nagging!
Kangaroos set off happily on bicycles. The flowers on the roadside smiled at him, the grass nodded to him, and a bird flew in the sky, competing with him to see who was faster. Kangaroo happily agreed. He stamped his foot, pedaled and rode. Unconsciously, he rode into the middle of the road. There is no car on the road, he thought. How wide the road is, and how comfortable it is to ride it like flying in the sky!
At this time, the little monkey happened to be walking by the road. When he saw the kangaroo riding a bicycle in the middle of the road, he quickly stopped him and said, "It's too dangerous in the middle of the road. Come here quickly. " Kangaroo said, "It's really comfortable to ride in the middle. I didn't. " The little monkey was anxious: "What should I do?" Kangaroo disagreed: "There is no car now, it's okay."
Little monkey has no choice but to go. Kangaroos continue to ride fast in the middle of the road. Suddenly, a car came from the front corner and the kangaroo quickly turned to one side. At the same time, the bear in the car quickly turned the steering wheel, but because the speed of both sides was too fast, the car hit the kangaroo and the kangaroo was injured and sent to the hospital.
In the hospital bed, the kangaroo regretted it. He said to his mother, "I shouldn't have disobeyed you. Something happened." Mother touched the kangaroo's head and said earnestly, "Everyone obeys the traffic rules, so you must keep it in mind in the future."
Since then, kangaroos have consciously obeyed traffic rules no matter where they are.
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