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How can you reply tactfully when others say you are ugly?

Some people like to joke that you are ugly. Since others are not serious, our reply can also be witty and humorous. Here are some classic replies for reference: 1. "Take another person," God said. "You can't have both. You can't have both. You robbed the brain without saying anything. I have no choice because you know that heaven is fair. "2. Express yourself," I'm sorry, I'm a terrible person. "3. Tease the other person." Don't think that I will pay attention to you just because you speak differently. " "I scared many people to death, you should be careful! "I originally wanted to die, but seeing you has the courage to live again."

4. Indirectly praise yourself, "Great, finally someone said that I am ugly, you know, being a handsome guy is too stressful!" "I am ugly, but I am very popular." "Call me ugly, hum! Beware of my admirers hitting you. " . 5. Tease yourself and each other: "No one dared to say that before I died. Do you want to send a photo to ward off evil spirits? " .