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In the dead of night, what do you mean people are crazy now?

It means: the night is so dark that people are flustered, only a few stars are flickering, as if they were about to be swallowed up by the darkness. At 0: 00/kloc-0: 00, the road is very deserted, and few cars fly by with a loud whistle. A cloud of white shadow flashed by. It's a white Mercedes-Benz GLC, speeding along the road at a speed of150km/h, almost in a straight line. The driver of this car is a woman in her thirties. Her name is Dong Yunqian. Dong Yunqian is capable and beautiful. She is the personnel director of a Fortune 500 company, with hundreds of employees. However, this clever woman is in a bad mood at this time, because she just had a big fight with her husband at home. She touched her red cheek. Just now, her husband's slap made her dizzy, her face stung, and her red palm print was clearly visible. The slap also broke her heart. But she didn't cry, because her tears had already dried up. Once upon a time, she and her husband studied together, worked together and worked hard together, from nothing to a rich life. She even thinks this man is all she has. However, due to the working relationship, the two people gathered less and separated from each other, gradually drifting away and quarreling more and more frequently. Until tonight, everything was ended by the slap of her husband. Some people say that tears can wash away all the pain and regret, but when a person is sad to the extreme, tears disappear without a trace, allowing sadness to devour his heart. It gets heavier and heavier at night, and there are fewer and fewer cars on the road. Roadside street lamps are like sleepy eyes, sleepy. Dong Yunqian, who was heartbroken, went desperately to Xiqian Lake in the suburbs. Xiqian Lake is a large natural lake, located in the undeveloped suburbs, barren hills and wild forests, sparsely populated, even if someone died there, I don't know when it was discovered. Therefore, Xiqian Lake is also called "the paradise of suicides" and "the destination of ghosts" by residents. But Dong Yunqian just went there in a hurry. In order to reach the destination as soon as possible, Dong Yunqian chose a shortcut. Youbai Road gradually disappeared, the car was driving on the rugged mountain road, and stones of different sizes were scraping the bottom of the car. It was dark all around, and only two solitary lights flashed ahead. The lush forest looks like a hideous monster in the night, bared its teeth and stared at the uninvited guests. The car has been walking for more than ten minutes, but the front is still desolate. Dong Yunqian worried that she was going the wrong way, so she quickly opened the mobile navigation. Suddenly, a shadow flashed in front of the car! "ah!" Dong Yunqian instinctively let out a cry and slammed on the brakes with his right foot. Due to inertia, Dong Yunqian's chin suddenly hit the steering wheel. Fortunately, it was nothing serious, but his lips were a little bruised. She slowly raised her head and looked around with frightened eyes, full of doubts. How can a person come out here and now? Absolutely impossible! If not a person, what is it? Is it a ghost? Thought of here, there was a chill behind Dong Yunqian. Just then, a painful male voice came: "Ah ... it hurts, I ... my foot is going to be broken, come and help me." Dong Yunqian quickly pulled the handbrake and quickly pushed the door and got off to check. I saw a young man in a short-sleeved T-shirt and jeans lying in the haystack in front of him, his right hand pressing his thigh, his head lifted and he kept moaning. "What's the matter with you?" Dong Yungan asked loudly as he walked. "My leg ... hurts." "Don't move, your leg seems to be broken." "How did you ... how did you drive? You broke my foot. " "I ... I didn't mean to. It's too dark outside." "Don't talk so much ... do something ... ouch." Dong Yunqian squatted beside the T-shirt man and was at a loss. Through the headlights, she saw that the man was about twenty years old, with a pimple on his face, a twisted face and a constant groan. She turned and walked back to the car. At the moment when she took out her mobile phone, suddenly, a pair of stout hands stretched out from the darkness and quickly grabbed her neck and mouth from behind. A powerful force pulled her back, just like a wild animal successfully attacked its prey, and was dragged away by a cling, unable to call for help or even breathe. Dong Yunqian struggled constantly. His left hand grabbed his big arm as thick as a stone, and his right hand kept flapping back with his mobile phone. Unfortunately, it didn't work out. In the panic, she saw that the T-shirt man just stood up and walked quickly to himself. It's simply stealing porcelain! "Bitch, don't move if you don't want to die!" A rough and deep voice came from behind. "Fourth brother, take her to the car." T-shirt man came over and hugged Dong Yunqian's feet. Together, they lifted Dong Yunqian and stuffed him into the car. In the car, they put Dong Yunqian in the middle. At this time, she was shocked to remember that there was a robbery and murder case in the city recently. After the victim girl was killed, she dumped her body in the wilderness. The murderer ran away after grabbing the money, and the police are trying their best to catch the murderer. "Keiko, our patience in this barren mountain and old forest has not been in vain, and finally we have to wait until the savior comes." "I tell you, listen to the fourth brother is right. The money I earned for that woman last time was not enough for a trip. If I don't make a big one, I'll be fucking busy. " Dong Yunqian clearly saw their faces by the light of the carriage, but the more he looked, the more he shivered, his face was forward, and the sweat on his forehead was as big as beans. "A woman drives to a place like this at this time. Where are you going?" Fourth brother asked. "I just went the wrong way." "That's your bad luck. Take out all your valuables! " Fourth brother held Dong Yunqian's stomach with an old fruit knife and almost stabbed him in. "I was in a hurry to go out and I didn't have any money with me." "Where's your mobile phone? Transfer all the money in the bank to me. " "The mobile phone just broke down," Dong Yunqian said, taking out the broken screen mobile phone and showing it to Brother Four. The fourth brother suddenly flew into a rage, slapped Dong Yungan in the face and said angrily, "Bitch, I told you to fight back! I told you to fight back! Tell you to fight back! " Dong Yunqian, who was hit hard, cried. Keiko immediately reached out and blocked it, persuading: "Fourth brother, don't be angry, see if she has a bank card or something." "Where is the card?" Four elder brother shouted. "Boo ... I do have a bank card." She took out a bank card from the car, handed it to Fourth Brother, and then trembled and said the password. "How much is it?" "500,000." Two gangsters a listen to five hundred thousand, eyes suddenly a stare. "Keiko, you pay attention to this woman here. I will drive to the bank to make sure that if she dares to play any tricks, I will kill her like last time. " "Ok, Brother Four." "Bitch, if you dare to lie to me, don't blame me for being cruel when you come back." The fourth brother said, leaving Keiko and Dong Yunqian in the Woods and driving alone. After the car left, there was no headlights, and the forest was suddenly dark. Keiko pointed at Dong Yunqian with a fruit knife and shouted, "Don't move, sit down!" " Dong Yunqian obediently sat on the ground. At the moment, her face is expressionless and her heart is cold. Because she knew that as long as the fourth brother confirmed Cary's money, he would be dead if he could get it smoothly in the future. "Is your name Keiko?" "What do you want to do?" "I know that when that man comes back, he will definitely kill me." "No, as long as you are not lying, just listen to us." "If you don't kill, he will kill." "Jianghu is in an emergency, and we are also forced by the situation. No wonder we are cruel. " "I know you are not a bad person, so I just want to give you some advice." "What advice?" "Now everyone in the society will forget the righteousness, including the fourth brother. 500 thousand is not a small sum. It is much better for one person to have it for himself than for two people to share it equally. " Keiko heard a surge of anger. She kicked Dong Yunqian in the sand and said angrily, "What do you know? I have been with fourth brother for so long. I don't know who he is better than you. If you talk nonsense again, believe it or not, I will kill you now! " Dong Yunqian continued: "Have you ever thought about taking all the money yourself? That's money you'll never make in your life. I still have some cards and some cash at home, but I'm afraid of that fourth brother. He will kill me, but I know you won't. You are a good man, but you must. If possible, I would rather give you the money than give it to the person who hit me. I'll take you to my house to get the money, or I can help you out of town. If you are tired, you can come to my room ... and rest together, as long as you don't kill me. " Keiko didn't speak, just took out some vines from the haystack and tied Dong Yunqian's hands and feet neatly. "Say one more word and I'll kill you right away." Keiko grabbed Dong Yunqian's hair. Then he went to Dong Yunqian a few meters away and began to smoke quietly. Dong Yunqian didn't speak again, quietly bowed his head, waiting for the fate of the judgment. About twenty minutes later, the sound of the engine broke the midnight silence, and the fourth brother drove back. He got off and looked at Dong Yunqian from a distance, beckoning Keiko to come over. "Yes, that's the number. You kill that woman, and I'll wait for you by the hole dug in front. " "I see." Say that finish, Keiko suddenly stretched out his fruit knife and plunged it into the neck of the fourth brother. When he pulled out his knife, a column of blood gushed out from Brother Si's neck, like a blood flower in the night sky. Fourth brother covered his neck with his hand, and blood not only gushed out, but also muttered, staring straight at Keiko. Keiko's face was covered with blood. She said coldly, "Fourth Brother, I'm sorry. I was just looking for money. I will take care of fourth sister-in-law Don't worry. " Say that finish, and fill a few knife on the fourth brother, until he fell to the ground motionless. Keiko groped for fourth brother and found the bank card. Dong Yunqian sees all this in his eyes. She sat on the ground, afraid to breathe, as if she were suffocating. Keiko walked slowly to Dong Yunqian, untied her with a knife and said quietly, "Come and give me a hand. There is a hole there, which was dug during the day. " Dong Yunqian nodded 1 vigorously. After that, the two joined forces to bury the fourth brother. Finished, two people back to the car. Keiko sat in the driver's seat, carefully put away the red fruit knife, stretched out his right hand covered with blood and dirt, and gently stroked Dong Yunqian's hair. "Don't be afraid, I won't hurt you. You haven't seen a killer, have you? In fact, I don't feel anything, just like killing chickens and pigs. I have killed several men and women before, but I don't want to. I was forced by the situation. My dad gambled, owed hundreds of thousands of foreign debts, and later died of drug abuse. At present, the family is always collecting debts, which makes the chickens and dogs restless. The old man is in poor health, his younger brother and sister have to study, and his mother has run away with others. I can do nothing but this. " "Now, everyone has a hard time." Dong Yunqian stared out of the window like a puppet. "It's true, but you have money and you can do whatever you want. Actually, I feel sorry for fourth brother. His family, old and young, are counting on him to eat. Say, where is your home? " Keiko kept wiping the blood on her face and hands with paper towels, but it never seemed to wipe it off. "Not far." "Then you have to tell me an address. I haven't bathed for a long time. Take a shower when you go back. Don't worry, as I said, as long as you are obedient, I won't hurt ... "Words haven't finished, Keiko suddenly felt a chill in her throat, a chill of death approached her heart, and warm blood slowly flowed down her neck. Keiko turned to look at Dong Yunqian. I don't know why, she is holding a red knife in her hand and looking at herself with a very empty eye. In a flash, Keiko's mind flashed countless pictures until he fell on the steering wheel and fell asleep forever. A cold wind blew into the Woods, making the dead leaves bang, like a cry from hell. Dong Yunqian sighed gently. She's not going to call the police or go home. She dragged Keiko's body out of the car, opened the trunk, looked inside and said simply, "honey, something happened." Can you squeeze with others? " No one answered. The dead don't answer. I saw the body of a pale man, with his hands on his back, curled up in the carriage, with blood staining most of his body. Dong Yunqian's eyes suddenly showed a strange look, gnashing her teeth and giggling, pointing to the carriage and saying, "You men are all animals. Better die. It's all your fault, otherwise I wouldn't be in this situation. You ruined everything for me. It's good. If you hadn't forced me, I wouldn't have killed you by mistake. You asked for it. You made everyone betray me. You know Lily is my best friend, but you actually got my bed and even polarized all my savings. This is your karma! " Say that finish, Dong Yunqian put Keiko's body in the trunk. Dragging a tired body, Dong Yunqian returned to the car. In a daze, she looks like an unfathomable black hole, devouring everything in the world, including Dong Yunqian's humanity and conscience. She murmured, "Honey, I'll take you to Xiqian Lake first. Soon, I will also take your beloved lover with you in the lake. " The car started again. The darkness gradually dispersed and the sky was a fish-belly grey.