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Problems of the big bang theory

Sheldon's weekly fixed menu:

Monday: Thai food day

Thai fried noodles mee krob shacha chicken chicken sate

Peanut butter in Siam

Tuesday: Hamburg Day

Breakfast: spinach and mushroom omelet.

Dinner: It used to be a medium-sized burger for big boys (radish slices, not sweet, with onion rings).

Later, it was the barbecue bacon cheeseburger (barbecue sauce) in the cheesecake factory.

Barbecue sauce, bacon bacon, cheese on the side)

Wednesday: Cream Potato Soup Day

Comic Book Purchase Day

Go to the comic book store first, and then eat cream potato soup in the snack bar.

Halo night

Thursday: Pizza Day

Giacomo pizza (with sausage, mushrooms and a little olive oil)

Later, the big boy changed it to Thursday.

The third Thursday of every month is the Thursday when anything can happen.

Friday: unknown

Saturday: China Food Day.

Breakfast: cereal+1/4 cups of pure milk with 2% fat content, while watching BBC Doctor Who.

Dinner: Chuangong Chinese food (chicken fillet with dried tangerine peel, diced broccoli, black rice instead of white rice, Korean mustard sauce, low salt).

Soy sauce)

In addition: if you go to the store to eat, the order is: appetizer: steamed dumplings, main course: left Tang Zong chicken, Chinese kale beef, shrimp with dragon sauce.

Staple food: miscellaneous vegetables and noodles

8 pm 15 pm, laundry night is laundry night.

Sunday: unknown

Another: eat sandwiches: turkey and roast beef, vegetables and whole wheat cheese (this order must not be changed)

Don't drink coffee (otherwise you will be extremely excited and lead to insanity, and play the flash)

Don't drink (otherwise you will get drunk, take off your pants in crowded places and tell dirty jokes)

Don't eat bear claw cake

Can't sit in his seat.

Don't quarrel in front of him.

He can't keep secrets.

Eat shaved ice and popcorn when watching movies, and there are red vines (candy brands).

When he is sick, he should drink soup (soup made of peas, sausages and fried bread slices), and someone should sing "Good Cat" to him and wipe his body with a sponge.

Coke should be sugar-free.

Food must not be touched.

You can't change the contrast or height of the TV.

You can't tear the band-aid in front of him.

You can't sell ketchup without a trademark.

Don't forget to flush the toilet.

You can't talk to him through the toilet.

Unable to adjust thermostat

You can't joke about the train.

You can't pronounce t in front of him often.

Favorite cat actresses: Julie Nuner, Michelle Pfeiffer, Earthkitt, Lee meriwether.