A short English joke

People who can tell jokes are people with good popularity, so we should get closer to some joke kings. Now I am also the king of jokes! I collected and arranged some short English jokes for you. Let's laugh together and collect popularity together!

One pleasant Sunday afternoon, an old English man and his little son were sitting in a country inn. Father joined the liberal party. Ly's beer, and warned his son about the excesses of evil.

On a sunny Sunday afternoon, an old English gentleman and his little son were sitting together in a country hotel. The father drank the beer without restraint and warned his son that if he indulged, it would bring you pain.

"Never drink too much, my son. Enough is enough for a gentleman. Being drunk is a disgrace. ?

? Never drink too much, son. A gentleman will give up drinking. Being drunk is not honorable. ?

"Yes, father, but how do I know when I'm drunk or drunk?"

? Yes, dad. But how do I know when I have drunk a little, or even drunk?

The old man pointed.

Old father pointed his finger to one side.

"Did you see the two men sitting in the corner? If you see four people there. You will know that you are drunk. ?

? Do you see those two people sitting in the corner? If you see four men sitting there, you should realize that you are drunk. ?

The boy stared for a long time. After a while, he said in a confused tone, Yes, Dad, but-but-there is only one person in that corner. ?

The boy looked at it carefully for a long time. After a while, he said doubtfully. Yes, dad, but? But? There is only one person in that corner! ?

The husband complains that his wife always cooks the same dishes.

The husband complains that his wife always cooks the same dishes.

One day, the husband came home and asked his wife, "Dear, what shall we eat today?"

One day, the husband came home and asked his wife, dear, what shall we eat today?

The wife said, "You can choose dishes today."

The wife replied:? You can choose today. ?

The husband was very happy and asked, "What dishes are there today?"

The husband is very happy and asks? What dishes do you have?

"Chinese cabbage."

? Fried cabbage?

"Where are the others?"

? What else is there?

"No."

? It's gone. ?

"Then how to choose?"

? So what do you want me to choose?

"Eat or not!" The wife said.

? Eat or not! ? The wife said solemnly.

Teacher: Which countries do elephants appear in?

Teacher: In which countries have elephants been found?

Student: Teacher. Elephants are very big and clever animals and seldom get lost.

Student: Teacher, the elephant is a huge and clever animal, so it won't get lost.

Teacher: Nouns are the names of people or things. Who can give me a noun?

Teacher: A noun is a person's name or an event. Who can give me an example?

Student: A cow.

Student: Cow.

Teacher: Good. Another noun?

Teacher: Good. Can you give me another example?

Student: Another cow.

Student: Another cow.

Teacher: Jim, what are the three words that some of you use most often in class?

Teacher: Jim, what are the three words you often say in class?

Students; I don't know. I don't know.

Student: I don't know.

Tell her: correct.

Teacher: Correct.

A lady went to a hat shop to buy a hat. It took her a long time to choose one because she was very picky.

A woman went to a hat shop to buy a hat. She was so picky that it took her a long time to choose one.

The shop assistant was fed up and worried that she would change her mind again, so he tried to flatter her: "Good choice, madam. You look at least ten years younger in this hat! "

The salesman who had been patient to the limit was afraid that she would change her mind again, so she complimented her: Madam, you made a good choice. You look at least ten years younger in this hat! ?

To his dismay, the lady immediately took off her hat and said, "I don't want a hat that looks ten years older when I take it off." Show me some more hats! "

But to his dismay, the lady immediately took off her hat and said, I don't want a hat that will make me look ten years older immediately. Show me more hats! ?

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